Sao Nian, seriously you will lose

Eve 2022-03-25 09:01:09

In the movie "The Three Musketeers", which has been adapted countless times, Paul Anderson's version should be the most commercial and the most joyful version. As a commercial film, you don't have to compare the original work word by word with the plot of the movie. If it is good to watch handsome guys, beautiful women, fights, special effects, and cute kings and queens by the way, it's good to have fun.
I have to say that the beginning of the film is completely a replica of the Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. 4 vs 40 feels like a Jackie Chan martial arts movie again. There are various kinds of actions, there are wood and there are! As for when Milady trotted all the way to pass the level easily when facing the pressure-sensitive trap, it made me feel that Tomb Raider was weak in an instant! When stealing a necklace and hiding from a trap, Nima's movements are simply too elegant. It's not good for agents to compare with people~ (ps: Although I don't think Milla Jovovich is very good-looking, it is Constance's first appearance. Makes my eyes shine =. =)
If the beauty is not enough, you can look at the various types of handsome uncles in the film, melancholy, romantic, unrestrained, cunning... Everything. Absolutely satisfy the various tastes of the judges~
Finally, let's talk about Louis XIII Richelieu. Louis XIII's first appearance was so blinding, bloomers + stockings + small high heels, plus a coquettish moustache and a full head of little golden hair, compared with people, those black silk or something is simply weak ~ ~ I asked the protagonist how to make a sister paper (although that sister paper is his wife), Nima is so cute~ There is wood~~ Richie left me with exactly the same feeling as the Nazi officer in Inglourious Basterds, insidious Cunning, adaptable, a complete old fox image. Although I originally thought that the film would be the same as many domestic blockbusters in the end, and the villains would eventually be brought to justice, but in the end it turned out to be all kinds of reunions
. How unreliable, don't care how high-end things like airships can travel back to the seventeenth century, don't care about the airship battle is simply the sky version of Pirates of the Caribbean 3, don't care how overwhelming the battleships and airships were when the Duke of Buckingham led the army to attack France. Like World of Warcraft... It's still the same sentence, Sao Nian, if you are serious, you will lose.

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The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.