It's so disappointing that no one has died - so you still have to book tickets in advance to see the movie!

Chase 2022-03-24 09:03:13

I don’t usually bother to write about movies that are not particularly good or that I like very much. I would make a rant in my diary, or write about my feelings under the movie ticket.
Now I’m free, so I can just write about it.

Originally, I was going to watch Tai Chi with Huang Yingmei’s paper. When I went there last week ,
I found that there were too few Tai Chi films. We were late and couldn’t watch it. When we went
again this week, Tai Chi 1 was offline, and Tai Chi 2 had not been released
, so we were so embarrassed and didn’t know what to do. Well

, originally, let's just watch Spy 4. Although I was scolded a lot
, we didn't book a ticket. It's abominable. There were only 8:30 tickets. I
tried to force the student party not to watch it so late,
so I chose to watch it. After the tsunami

, we need to know what we know about the tsunami, only 3D.
Speaking of this, let's first complain about the 3D effect - [only 3D with subtitles] and [3D for a while and 2D for a while] and [half 3D and half 2D] - make wool.


Well, let's talk about this movie
. First, there is no such thing
as a plot. Yes, it can be summed up with the title of the play. The tsunami came and the protagonist escaped from the mouth of the shark. It's over.

2. The fact that only the dragons sacrificed and
only the dragons sacrificed made me very unhappy. I made a thriller and only four or five people died... So stingy! All the protagonists are alive and well... not even one arm is missing...

3. The so-called horror is [ah this person is bitten off half] [ah this person is bitten off half] [ah this person is bitten off half] [Ah, this person was bitten off in half]

4. In order to promote the plot
, the ambiguous object of the heroine who disregarded the logic is inexplicable... Won't you go back and pick up the tube? Won't you take the device off first? Won't you hold your breath? You have a hundred ways to escape but kill yourself... Are you hurt by China's exam-oriented education?

5. The expression method is super super cliché
Specifically, two expressions are used alternately, ① swimming in the water and being dragged down, then the blood rushes up or the shark jumping up with the lower body biting... ② swimming in the water, the shark is chasing behind, and then Climb on a shelf or a car when it's a close call...
That is, if the audience sees a shark, this person will not die; if the audience doesn't see a shark, this person will die. Does the
director have any new tricks? ? ? ?

6. The male protagonist is not at all mighty
in the first half, no, no, no, except for the shark at the end, the male protagonist has always been a scumbag passerby. He has no leadership, decisiveness, brainpower, or even physical strength... Only one A decent face and a tangled heart
gave a handsome profile face when he finally got the shark... nothing else...
Speaking of which, it was all about the authenticity that was abandoned for the sake of being handsome... it didn't help.

Seven. The heroine, two words, hypocritical. ——So she didn't even get hurt at all in the end. I'm very sad.

Eighth, the bugs
are all bugs, finished.



It's not good- looking, don't spend money to watch
it, it's a waste of time

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Bait quotes

  • Heather: Do you see it anywhere?

    Kyle: [sarcastically] Yeah, I see it, but I'm keeping it a secret from you because I want you to be surprised!

    Heather: Oh, thank you for your thoughtfulness, Kyle. Really, it's always what I wanted in a boyfriend.

    [the shark swims past the rear end of the car]

    Heather: Oh! I can't handle this much longer. It may seem surprising, but I'm not equipped to deal with this kind of situation.

    Heather: [puts her dog in the back seat] Here, Bulli, you need some space.

    [the shark smashes into Kyle's window, water starts to pour in]

    Heather: Kyle, do something, you have to do something!

    Kyle: What! Like what? Ask the fucking thing to go away?

  • Jaimie: It's coming back!

    [we see the fin swimming past the far end]

    Jaimie: Why does it keep doing that, just circling?

    Tina: Cause it's not sure what we are. It's curious.

    Kirby: Curious about what, sharks are only curious about one thing. It's trying to decide if we're food or not!