-" What do you mean?"
-"Don't you get it? You can't help if her butt walks where you're looking. "
2.-"That's one of those things they don't tell you,huh? "
-"What?"
-"That you're still gonna be jerking off after you get married. I mean, I thought that was just gonna be a teenage thing, right?"
-"Yeah, I didn't see that one coming ."
3.-"Thanks for coming to the war room, old chap. By the way, did I mention that my wife's vagina never goes above 71% humidity? … "
-"What happens if you lose power during a blow and your main generator drops out?"
-"That's why we had the backup genny installed in Britney's rumpus. ... ... "
-"And there's room in there with the stick in there?"
-"We had to rotate the stick a little. "
-"But then it gives you a little room to get it up there!"
-"Absolutely. Can wedge anything in that ass."
4-"You must be from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is Dublin ('Doubling') . "
5.-"Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
-"No, how much?"
-"Enough to break the ice."
6.-"Would you like to try the Australian kiss? It's a lot like the French kiss except down under."
7-"Can I get a rub-and-tug and finish off with a tea bag,please?"
8-"I love you and only you. And I am gonna treat you like the queen that you are for the rest of your days. "
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