Hesitant to give three or four stars

Jannie 2022-03-24 09:02:03

Watched twice. Movies, especially not very hit movies, must be watched at one time! Otherwise, the first time I thought the title was good, the second time I couldn't catch it at the beginning and then gritted my teeth and watched it was really tormenting~ Fortunately, the last third was fine.
Adapting a famous book, but the plot is completely out of touch, which left me speechless. Because I remember when I was a child, the character who likes to join in the fun is destined to make me obsessed with Dumas. Whether the Count of Monte Cristo or the Three Musketeers, the plot of this movie is not even one-tenth of the original in my heart. But as a medieval retro control, from clothing to props, weapons and equipment to mission manners, indeed every detail has a certain ornamental value. In terms of gimmicks, I always feel that the copycat Pirates of the Caribbean, even the soundtrack is suspected of imitating. As for the characters, if I still like Milady's acting pervertedly, I know that I will never die, and it also proves that there are nine out of ten sequels. . . I especially like the chef fat ~ Blanchett, it's called this, holding a big leg of lamb, doing undercover is very professional, I am impressed~
[There are a lot of spit points ~ very happy~] The story is the same as titanic, but it is triggered by a diamond necklace The bloody case, just the reason is more bloody. . . No matter what the result is, I still feel that whether it is Queen Anne or her maid, flowers are stuck in the cow dung. . . The King of France is also a little cute, and D'Artagnan only played the silly side of 13. . . For some reason, the Duke of Buckingham sounds like fuckinhan. . . As soon as the "spaceship" comes out, who will compete! Then I remembered that I had an unrealistic idea since I was a child, that it would be very comfortable to roll around in a bumpy boat or a container with an open roof around it~ Of course, if you can add cushions around it, it will be very comfortable. Even better~ In the end, the story of the duel between D'Artagnan and Roche, the bishop's captain of the guard, told us that we must start fast, and we must not be indecisive! Thinking about how many times the captain stabbed Dada directly at the key point, he would take his life as long as he moved forward one inch, but he had to say two words of victory speech. So much effort? As for Milady, I think that's the real protagonist. As for why she is the protagonist, I think I have to ask the screenwriter why all the men here are written as idiots who were seduced by her. . .
At the end of the film, the Duke of Buckingham's fleet is considered the most luxurious equipment in the whole film~ I took a picture specially~ But why does the airbag look more like a pillow?
ps: Orlando, I didn't recognize the cast list. . . grown up

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The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.