What does a vampire's assistant do?

Cheyanne 2022-03-23 09:02:36

The title of this film does not match the story of the movie at all. The so-called "Vampire's Assistant" should be a guy who does errands for vampires, rather than a "perverted" road for young people outside of normal life.

It is estimated that this film is not easy to be released in China. The whole film promotes a completely deviant road. It seems to leave his family and become a weird person who does not know if he will be alive the next day, which has become a lot of young people nowadays. The line of vision, although it is a novel, but what is the difference between reaching out to a vampire and reaching out to a demon? It's really interesting, when did vampires start to become the embodiment of justice and the growth idol of contemporary young people? Sometimes, I really doubt that vampires exist, and they use entertainment to cleanse themselves, which can be regarded as repeatedly cleaning the minds of young people.

Hehe, the above paragraph is completely spoofing and complaining. In this world of "if you are serious, you will lose", things are meant to be entertaining and simple. The story of this film is a little simple and old-fashioned, but because of the famous Mr. Riley and a large number of famous middle-aged actors, this film is worth seeing. In fact, the setting of vampires is just a neat element. The key is to create a humorous and mature image of a mentor. If the werewolf is popular next year, it is estimated that it will be called "the assistant of the werewolf".

Do you like to find some weird-looking guys in casting now? "Twilight" really didn't get off to a good start. The young male protagonist of this film looks very weird on the poster. In the film, it is long and very distinctive. It's just a person, and besides, is the heroine chosen too ordinary? It seems that foreigners are now starting to be cute and simple. The plot moves quickly, there are few dull areas, and there is less preaching, which is a good thing. The action design takes a gorgeous route, so the picture is good-looking, but it is not enjoyable enough.

In fact, it might be interesting to make a movie with a powerful vampire, hehe. The current vampire movies are really similar to Superman. It's a pity not to be a superhero.

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes

  • Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.

    Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?

  • Larten Crepsley: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town which used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slums.

    [awkward silence in audience]

    Larten Crepsley: It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honored that bla, bla, bla and so on and so forth, et cetera, ad nauseam.