No blood, no violence, no eroticism, and no good plot. Basically a fairy tale for all ages.

Mireya 2022-03-24 09:02:03

Needless to say,,,,,,,, just watch it as a comedy. Nothing special. The plot is bloody, and the fighting scenes and plot settings are mentally retarded. No blood, no violence, no eroticism, and no good plot. Basically a fairy tale for all ages.
For those who like to watch scenes, boring people like me can watch it to pass the time.

Plus, the familiar soundtrack, the familiar actors, and even the familiar ship... that's right! ! This product is simply the sky version of "Pirates of the Caribbean"! ! !
However, whoever calls them are produced by the same company, it is difficult to avoid the similarity.

When I saw the last sea scene,,, I couldn't help thinking,,, If its next film is combined with Pirates of the Caribbean,,, come to "Pirates of the Caribbean vs. The Three Musketeers", or "Avengers Battleship" " and the like...not only does it save the actors from running around~~~ but also judging from the sales of the company's recent "Avengers", there should be more gimmicks...

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The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.