Piranhas are fucking two! !

Davon 2022-03-23 09:02:38

For the first time, I am fortunate that I am not an American. If I went to the theater to watch such a bad movie with my own money, I would still have 3dd, and I would have thrown my back molars and scolded the street! ! !
The second film without Alexandre Aja at the helm is a complete mess. The only bright spot that can be counted is the opening of the film citing a few scenes at the end of the first film, but in my opinion, it completely tarnishes the reputation of the first film. Killed a B-grade animal ferocious horror film material that seems to be able to continue indefinitely!
At the beginning of the film, it seemed that it was still deliberately maintaining the level of the first film, with the clichéd suspense, the slightly bloody foreshadowing, and the unique erotic condiments of the previous film. It can be seen that I want to do everything possible to continue the style of aja, but I feel helpless. It's the poor script and the shaky points of a few small children, it feels like it's purely a piece of plot time.
The weird scientist in the play insulted the beach catastrophe at the end of the first film as an appetizer, but after watching the final water world catastrophe of the second film, you will realize how scolding this fooling audience is. What makes me even more unbearable is that the crew even invited David Hasselhoff to come and make a cameo appearance, and they kept making fun of their film work. The American drama idol David in the heart of the post-80s is not guaranteed at night. In order to make some money to destroy his image, he winked at the whole cameo and forced the comedy cells. Another prosthetic machine gun from the black spoof of the torture room at the end of the first part, and garbage The soundtrack and slow motion, Chinese-style stunt pictures, all kinds of exaggerated expressions and spoof plots, constantly peeing... I really don't know what the little bit of suspense and blood is still painstakingly created in the first half of the film, even if Compared with the first episode, this work is still out of touch with the front and back. After watching it, there are only dog ​​blood and scolding.

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Piranha 3DD quotes

  • David Hasselhoff: Welcome to rock bottom.

  • Shelby: Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina.

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