spit out a slot

Magnolia 2022-03-23 09:02:27

I've always wanted to watch Japanese samurai movies, but I felt that "Seven Samurai" was too old, and "The Last Samurai" had a false name, so I finally found this 2010 version of "Thirteen Assassins". Overall, the film has a lot of fight scenes, and it has a strong sense of reality. Although it also has blood, it is not as offensive as the American film. The only thing that was a little uncomfortable was when I had an abdominal incision at the beginning, the richness of his facial expressions made me imagine the pain, and the place where the people were. (I'm watching 125 minutes, I don't know about the 15 minutes you are talking about) Stop talking
nonsense and go directly to the stage of ranting.
1. In the beginning, Mamiya-kun petitioned the shogunate with his death for the sake of the world, and cut his abdomen in front of the Doi House in Edo Old Middle School (English subtitles are given to senior councilor). Really great, there are no! However, you still have to find the wrong person. After the belly is cut, you can't die right away. Seeing your pained expression, I'm really abusing my heart, right? In fact, in the Edo era, most of the belly cuts were "fan cuts". The belly cut people took a fan instead of the wakizashi, made a gesture, and the wrong person would go down with a knife. Also, don't you just want the shogunate to punish the lord of the Akashi feudal lord, but that's the general's half brother, and Lao Zhong can't do anything about it, so your petition is too much. Moreover, you know very well that the general is cruel and cruel. If you die like this, what will your family do? (Sure enough, the Mamiya family was shot to death in the courtyard by Akashi Matsudaira Qi Zhao, the lord of the feudal realm, and they were all tied up, right?) Can your heroic soul rest in peace? Even if it is your lord, you can sanction him personally, anyway, the consequence is that your Mamiya family name will be taken away, and then you will become a commoner, and you will commit suicide. However, in this case, the plot will not continue to develop, because if the big villain dies at the beginning, there will be no motivation to promote the development of the plot.
2. Makino is tough, you are the elder of the family of Owari, your daughter-in-law was humiliated by Qi Zhao, and your son was beheaded. It's really embarrassing, isn't it! (Have you ever thought that Muye Chengzhen in "The Great Aohua Rebellion" is the plot of the general who loves his wife and robs him of Muye's wife. Oh, it's a tragic family.) Your intention is to intercept Qi Zhao and his party on the bridge, To be forced to divert and enter the assassin's trap is your greatest contribution in this film. In the end, in order not to involve the feudal lord (although Owari Tokugawa is one of the three imperial families, but after all, he is the half-brother of the general, the next old middle school, if he plots wrongly, he will still be severely punished), you resolutely cut your belly (this time there is a mistake ), it can also be understood that you have completed a part of yourself in the revenge for your son and daughter-in-law, and you have no regrets. However, when Qi Zhao was so close to you at that time, why didn't he use a gun and blow his head off? ! Anyway, your son is dead, and the family line can't continue. After the belly is cut, it is inevitable that the family name will be taken away. If you die horizontally and vertically, you might as well end Qi Zhao with your own hands. However, in this way, the plot is over, and the 13 assassins have been busy for a while. If you take the fame and credit, it will definitely not work. So, after your interception mission is complete, cut your belly.
3. Originally, there were only 12 people, but a muddy leg came up temporarily. This is obviously a matter of other people's warriors, what are you doing here, a peasant. I know, Uncle Director, you want to say that punishing the bad guys and saving the common people is not only a matter of the warriors, but the common people can also make contributions. After all, if Qi Zhao became the senior middle school of the shogunate, it would be a waste of life and the people would be in trouble. Let's talk about this peasant's war, he just kept throwing stones, and he jumped up and down like an ape-man Taishan, unscathed. Forget it, in the end he was hit by Qi Zhao with a knife across his neck, and was killed by the Ten Bing Guards. At the end of the film, when the dust settles, he actually appeared brilliantly, no shit. After saying goodbye to the only surviving samurai, he hopped away gracefully. Are you doing this for the end? ! Uncle director, do you want to pay tribute to Akira Kurosawa? At the end of "Seven Samurai", the tired samurai watched the farmers happily doing farm work in the fields, which means that "the farmers who win are never the samurai", but You can't include such a fantastical plot in a good samurai movie.
4. Besides, Shimada Shinsakuemon, the leader of this assassin's party, is old and strong, and he can last until the end when he is old, and he has no leftovers and plans, and he designed Ochiai Station to be Qi Zhao's death hell. In the end, with a tired body, he was able to kill his former classmate, Kitou Juemon, which is even more remarkable. You are facing the big boss Qi Zhao, he has drawn his sword, but you can't hit that sword, Qi Zhao is very fragile, is there any, his only NB is that he is the general's younger brother, let this Many people died for it. Then, you did something that many people wanted to do but didn't do, and inserted the sword into Qi Zhao's chest. So, the unbearably painful big boss fell to the ground and rolled, and after a burst of hysteria, he was beheaded by you. applause! Although you know that you will die, don't slam into the sword so gorgeously. It's better to take a bath after beheading Qi Zhao, and then cut off your belly. Anyway, your nephew is still there, so he can help you find out.
5. Then talk about the only survivor (ignoring the mud leg of the undead body), the nephew of the guard ---- Shinrokuro. Although Shinrokuro is a samurai, he is not the eldest son in the family, so he has no intention of making progress, and lingers among gambling halls and bars, leaving his beautiful wife alone in the empty boudoir. He pondered for a while when his uncle found him and invited him to enter this gamble with a small chance of winning. Then----the screen cuts to his house, and when his wife sees him sitting up and meditating, she can find the abnormality. It really is a woman's sixth sense. So, Shinrokuro left a sentence, "Wait for me to come back, if I'm late, let's get together every year during the Mid-Autumn Festival", leaving a gorgeously not tall back. Then, as usual, like the "Forty-seven loyal ministers of Langsui", one survivor was left among the thirteen. It is expected that they should go home and enjoy the family with Meijiao Niang. And, you are also a witness to this feat. Who knows when you say goodbye to Ni Kui Zi, you actually said that you want to smuggle to the United States and experience the taste of Western girls. Your image is dwindling again. A good samurai movie, the director always throws some shit for a little bit of meaning.
6. In the end, the Japanese samurai all follow the principles of justice and are loyal to the lord. Even if they know that the lord is wrong, they have to die willingly to make the lord wishful. Rarely can I do the following for the sake of the world's righteousness like this. (After all, the social order in the Edo period was relatively stable, unlike the turbulent times of the Warring States Period.) Therefore, the feat of the Thirteen Assassins is refreshing.

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Extended Reading
  • Gerardo 2022-03-30 09:01:05

    It ended up being a B-movie

  • Gerardo 2022-04-22 07:01:40

    It seems to have killed more than 200 people, it's exhausting to look at

13 Assassins quotes

  • Shinzaemon Shimada: He who values his life dies a dog's death.

  • Saheita Kuranaga: I presume you are the Akashi entourage of Lord Naritsugu. By the order of His Shogun's subject Shinzaemon, we commemorate your passage with arrows!