It's not easy to hold the moon with the stars...

Brionna 2022-03-23 09:02:04

Maybe expectations were too high, slightly disappointed as a weekend movie. The effect of the opening is a bunker, the three uncles are very loving, the priest brother was even mistaken for Bloom by me, and Aunt Mi is simply an ageless goblin. But the scene where the male protagonist Logan came out was a bit abrupt, the flirting jokes were inexplicable, and the subsequent plot basically revolved around him. After Bloom appeared on the stage, he was in the style of Captain Jack up and down. The elf prince was taken with his mother, 囧...

The remaining bishops and captains of the guard are really soy sauce. Kings and queens have no sense of existence, but the ladies are quite eye-catching. The next step is the old routine of happy ending, and at the end, I specially added the paragraphs of the following paragraphs that Aunt Mi has not hung up on. Brother Paul is obviously taking care of his wife.

The male protagonist and the younger brother are still too immature. Surrounded by a group of powerful stars, it is obvious that he can't hold the scene. Bohemia's thief of fire can still play youth, but in this film, he becomes a brat and pretends to be an adult. The face of Zhang Dahao's youth is really not suitable for playing hooligans. Maybe the villain in the Thief of Fire is a little bit more evil to play the protagonist.

PS: I rub it, Ray Stevenson is really a Northern Irishman. He played a fellow in "Kill the Irishman" before, and now he is playing the French to beat the British. It's really England's hatred.

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The Three Musketeers quotes

  • D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket] What is this?

    Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket.

    [pause]

    Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.

    D'Artagnan: French.

    Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.

    D'Artagnan: You're joking.

    Aramis: That's what they all say.

  • King Louis XIII of France: [gazing at Buckingham's war machine] What is that thing called, anyway Richelieu?

    Richelieu: An... airship, your Majesty?

    King Louis XIII of France: Why don't I have one of those?

    Richelieu: An oversight on our part.

    King Louis XIII of France: Right,

    [pause]

    King Louis XIII of France: right.

    [angrily]

    King Louis XIII of France: Well, build me one.