Sony: Don't be silly, give me apples, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Moderator: It's a live broadcast now. It's not allowed to eat in front of the audience, Mr. Tony. As long as you cooperate, you will be given a warehouse banana after the interview ends successfully.
Sony: So what is allowed? What's wrong with orangutans eating fruit?
Moderator: The problem is, in front of the audience, you are not a gorilla.
Sony: What the fuck! After being underground for so long, I didn't eat a single banana. Now come to the top, and don't give me food. Both sides are like this, I quit.
Moderator: No no no, I will give it to you. You just said underground, you mean you stayed underground all the time before the interview?
Sony: Stay? It's captivity! When I said I wanted to eat bananas, the big brother who took the lead pointed to the lump of bi he pulled down and said he wanted to eat bananas, right? This bi is long and yellow, just like a banana. Tony, now there is a war on the top, and supplies are in short supply below. We can only eat dog food. It would be good if we can eat what I pull down. The most important thing is to respond to the spirit of the party, self-sufficiency, and complete communism.
Moderator: Then you ate it?
Sony: If it was you, would you eat it? How dare you ask such a question! I only eat apples, how can I eat such a nutritious and indigestible thing. It seems that you are very suitable to go underground.
Host: You always say underground, do you mean the underground scene in your movie?
Sony: No.
Moderator: Where is the underground you mentioned?
Sony: Right below your country.
Moderator: There is no war in our country.
Sony: There's no war in the movie either, but that doesn't mean there's no underground. Your brains, it's so funny, just sound the alarm and think it's World War II. We animals do not believe what our eyes see. Your country is famous in the universe. Every year, you lose a lot of slaves to the whole universe and earn a lot of money. Now who doesn't know your country. So when I thought of being invited to visit this fiery planet, I could step on the red soil, and the hair on my feet was about to ignite spontaneously. But after getting off the spaceship, just a few steps, I was blocked by a group of people and took me into the car. Outside the car window you can see a red banner pinned to the wall that reads: Mars China welcomes you. That was the last scene I saw on the ground.
Host: Did they take them to visit our country later?
Sony: If the underground counts, yes, "visited" two-thirds of it.
Moderator: Unbelievable! What did they take you down there for?
Sony: What's weird, it seems my fat mate is right, people in your country lack imagination. Oh wow wow wow, it's all caused by the movie. They saw me in the movie operating a tank and smashed the wall, they thought I was a tank master, and wanted to ask me to teach them how to drive a tank.
Moderator: And then
Sony: I said no, I clicked randomly during the filming, and the director said that I could just do some actions. Because the tank couldn't fire at all, the wall was blasted with explosives. Moreover, the wall itself has cracks, and it cracks in two strokes. It's like your underground wall is dozens of meters thick.
Moderator: Then what happened later?
Sony: They said no need to fire, no need to fire, just teach them to move the tank and squish what's in front of them. I said no, I wasn't here to teach people how to drive tanks, clamoring to go back to Earth. The face of the person who received me instantly turned black, his eyes were stunned into slits, and he whispered a few words to the little brother beside him and turned away. And then I have been imprisoned underground.
Moderator: Amazing! Can you describe this underground in a few sentences, and how is it different from the one in the movie?
Sony: A few words can't describe, or rather, language is powerless to describe. The underground life has to be felt by yourself. If you are lucky enough to go there, I can give you a piece of advice, get fat! My fat fellow who was engaged in art had a big belly when he first came, and he was as thin as a monkey after staying there for half a year. Moreover, your underground music is unpleasant, and it comes and goes in that tune. I miss taking bananas, listening to crazy music, watching Ma Gao, Xiao Hei and Natalie dancing together with their heads on their heads, "Is this the moonlight at noon, yo oh yo", photographer , Lighting engineer, everyone will sing along, and once they sing, they can't stop. At this time, Lao Ku started to lose his nerve. As soon as he reveled, he opened his mouth and spit out big truth. He often pointed at us with a pistol and said, "The so-called underground, this false underground, was set up as an open space from the beginning, but for you it is actually a closed space, and you must be satisfied from the heart. This is the set world, this is freedom." I was most annoyed to hear him say this kind of bullshit, and then I screamed and made trouble everywhere. He would come and grab my hand and say, "Sony, you are an orangutan, the only real existence in the underground, separated from the public, just like the eyes of nature staring at the stupidity of human beings, and also the key to lead human beings to break out of the wall of imprisonment" , We are all tired of listening to this type of words, but he still talks a lot like a poet balabala, so he often turns the music to the maximum volume, so that our ears are not working later.
Moderator: Interesting memories! Can you talk more about each character?
Sony: My favorite is Marco. His laugh is the worst. Xiao Hei has always been in a fanatical war mood. Unlike Ma Gao, who is burdened with the past and present, he doesn't have to feel guilty. He only has jealousy of fascism, which is not even hatred, and the face of liberation is really unbearable.
Moderator: What about Natalie
Sony: She is beautiful and charming.
Moderator: Is that so?
Sony: God, I'm only interested in male orangutans, what else do you want me to say.
Host: Uh, what part of the movie did you like?
Sony: Too many. My favorite is probably the ending, because I don't have to play. I can sit on the side, eat bananas, watch everyone dance together, be carried by the island with all the memories, and slowly float into the distance after leaving, become an independent existence, a distant past, more than Fellini's That ending was so much better, Fellini used his brains too much.
Moderator: Also Fellini! Are you an orangutan?
Sony: What is he, I know all kinds of people underground.
Moderator: Are there many people underground?
Sony: Actually, I know the exact numbers too. Every once in a while, I go for a walk with the fat man in the wet underground passages, and I always meet a lot of new faces. I also asked Fatty this question, and he couldn't tell, and told me that new people were arrested every day. He was always happy to see new compatriots, exclaiming that one more person was liberated. I came out first this time with a mission.
Moderator: What's the mission
Sony: Give me the microphone Moderator: What
are you going to do
Sony: Just give it to me. Ooooooooooooo! Ooooooooooooo! Oh!
Moderator: Damn it, why is there a tank. It smashed the wall to pieces, is it trying to get in? Its gun barrel moved again, what do you want to do, another shot? Ah ah ah ah.
Sony: In order to liberate more comrades, blow all the machines to pieces, this TV station to pieces, and all the walls to powder.
Bang! Bang!
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