The Cupware Life of a Picky Teapot's Teacup

Dimitri 2022-03-23 09:02:23

There seems to be an issue of Playboy's cover that would be a good poster for this film. A cardamom-colored goblet is filled with flowers, cheese, and other things that symbolize desire (don't ask me which issue, I haven't ordered yet). I remember that this cover has been interpreted in various ways. The goblet is transformed into women's high-heeled shoes. The hand of foam that keeps rising from the cup reaches the world outside the cup, symbolizing the various dissatisfaction of women...

The heroine in the film, Daly It's just such a glass, Trivers once did something wrong to Darwin's theory n times, and I'll apply it: First, the picky of the glass is natural, don't expect them to accept only one flavor of cocktail; Second, the empty glass It must be the cups. Since each cup must use the taste of wine to show its unique value and gain the greatest attention and value judgment, many cups will be considered many times for the biggest investment in choosing a partner in this life. ... Daly just thought about it 20 times, so it doesn't seem like a big deal.

But is this film necessary for nearly 2 hours? I was so sleepy, and when Delly was about to finally choose a bare-ass man, I resolutely turned off the video. Sister Anna Faris, why do I think your film matches the style of Sora Aoi? Every time the cups are made of pretentious gestures, but the stories are strongly coded, I really can't tell who is the character you play. How long for a stable love, it is quite a bit hungry.
Daly, don't be innocent, because you are not ignorant. Every wine imprints its flavor on the glass, do you remember the flavor you were obsessed with in the first place? It has long been confused and forgotten! So if that's the case, don't be so rude, the neighbor bare-ass guy has such a ready-made spicy rum, pour it on himself, what are you waiting for, from the first shot of the bare-ass guy, I actually want to turn off the movie .

In fact, most of the old beauty is still based on the ancestral Puritan philosophy, not so presumptuous, don't watch the film like this. We also have such a master Gu Hongming in the mainland next door. The master's teacup theory is invincible in the Chinese circle. Of course, it is accurate in the men's circle. That is: I have only seen one teapot with four teacups, how can there be one teacup with What about the four teapots?
To apply Darwin's theory, that is, every teapot has the urge to spread the aroma, and the tea fills the world. Not to mention four teacups, with a dozen plus a thirteen hairpin, most teapots will be happy, of course, the first premise is that the tea is brewed with good fragrance and good body; the second teacup is willing to store, ideas There are any pots, not illegal, but forcibly poured into other people's teacups, this teapot will be dripped in the lower part of the body and the rest of

the life... It is reasonable to exist. What I am picky about the two stars is the narrative method of the film and the story itself, As for the reasonable ratio of teacups and teapots in the story, I don't think about it. If the film is wonderful, I hope that this teacup will be matched with a hundred of them and made into a series, otherwise one will be enough.

Of course, all things in the world have different attitudes. Some teapots are refreshing and the tea fragrance will not leak easily, and some teacups are crystal clear and gently waiting to meet...




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What's Your Number? quotes

  • Colin Shea: I don't know why you care so much about your number anyway

    Ally Darling: You guys all have this ideal girl in your minds, and if our number gets too high, we can't be that girl.

    Colin Shea: The ideal girl. Tell me about her.

    Ally Darling: You know, you can take her home to the family, she's smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and plays catch with your handicapped sister. But then when you're alone, she takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways

    Colin Shea: That girl doesn't exist, if she did, I'd be sleeping with her. And what kind of guy cares about how many people you slept with anyway?

    Ally Darling: Decent guys.

  • Jake Adams: So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?

    Ally Darling: Starchy.