I'm so disappointed in Nima

Ambrose 2022-03-23 09:02:27

It seems that I still don't feel much about Japanese culture.

Many people say that the climax part of this film is very cool.
First of all, these thirteen people are not elites, there are young children who have never killed anyone, and there are bandits. What is even more surprising is that the bandit survived in the end. one of the two.
Secondly, the protagonist can't think about Mao in the end, this big boss is so weak, you deliberately let someone stab him, and then hang up, this is because of Mao! ! ! Although I'm not afraid of death, I can't do it.
Third, does this film have anything to do with assassins? In my impression, the assassins are either Zhuanzhu, Yaoli, Jingke, or assassins in Assassin's Creed or Hitman 13. After killing people, they escaped far away. This piece, Nima is actually forced to demolish it with more than 200 people! ! ! !
This is an assassin, obviously it is the Warriors of the Warring States period, okay?
Fourth, Hundred People Slash is quite enjoyable to watch, but most of the time these small soldiers are just as good as the soldiers in the Three Kingdoms and Warring States Warriors. Not only do they have no long-range attacks, they also do not attack at the same time, and they often play a role in blocking their companions. , I'm really speechless.
Also, there are really more than 200 people, not more than 2,000 people. Seeing that it was bombs, fire bulls, bows and arrows, more than 100 were killed, and then more than 100 were hacked to death. No less, when the warriors other than the protagonist are almost dead, the miscellaneous soldiers are gone, I rely on it! ! !

Anyway, I'm so fucking disappointed, I expected so much from you

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Extended Reading

13 Assassins quotes

  • Lord Naritsugu Matsudaira: [after being stabbed by Shinzaemon Shimada's sword] It hurts.

  • Koyata: Why are you samurai so arrogant?