Dao Da's speech at Peking University | Handling

Ludie 2022-03-23 09:03:13

I am very, very happy to be able to give a speech at Peking University. The greatest sincerity I can show is that today's speech will be an authentic and very loyal Taiwanese version of "Life is a non-stop battle". The "Smile of God" was spoken less than three times. Hopefully we'll have a very bloody two hours tonight. But the "life is a constant battle" version of the four U's is a bit too inspirational, and I myself am a very uninspiring person (audience laughs). So what I want to tell you today is a very beautiful love story. Come on, can this music be quieter? It doesn't matter if you don't. (The staff turns off the music) Thank you, thank you. Because it feels like a great man to have a speech with background music (audience laughs). It was like a farewell ceremony for the nine knives (audience laughs). In this speech, let's start with a person who has been an idiot since he was a child. (A group photo of three childhood brothers) The person in the middle of the photo who smiles like a mentally retarded one (audience laughs) is me in kindergarten. When I was in kindergarten, I liked drawing very much. I was very, very happy every time the kindergarten teacher said that there would be a drawing class, because the whole class would put their drawing paper in my seat as quickly as possible. On, they want me to help with composition, strokes, they will specify to draw a monster in the upper left corner of the picture or a dinosaur in the upper right corner and so on. Every time I am assigned a task by my classmates, I am very happy. Because I have been bad at sports since I was a child, my homework is not good, and I don’t know what a pickup girl is, and my classmates told me with actions that you are very good at drawing, so the ability to draw has become my life. Get the first treasure. I feel that I am valued, so I am very enthusiastic to help the whole class draw and compose pictures every time. Until the third grade of elementary school, Taiwan's TV broadcasted a cartoon from 2:00 to 3:00 in the afternoon every Saturday, called Little Atomic King Kong (Note: Astro Boy). I am very obsessed with Atom King Kong, so I used Atom King Kong as a blueprint and drew a lot of cartoons, and the story started from that time. I drew a lot of pictures. I used Atom King Kong to talk to monsters, robots, and dinosaurs. My classmates were very supportive. They were all covering the comic strips I had drawn with large sheets of clear plastic, and then passing them around in class, and urging me to draw the latest episodes as soon as possible. I was very happy after being urged , draws very hot blood. Since that time, I have written my future, my dreams, and my hopes in the composition book. I will write that I want to be a cartoonist in the future, and I feel that my dream will definitely come true. Because when other students in the class are writing about my dreams and my hopes, they often write that I want to be a president in the future, I want to be the secretary of defense in the future, I want to go to the moon in the future, I want to land on Mars in the future, I In the future, I will be a doctor who invents the medicine to relieve AIDS patients all over the world. Every time I look at my classmate's virtue, it's almost impossible (audience laughs). That is, according to the odds, it is impossible for everyone in the class to be the secretary of defense, astronauts and scientists, but I have wanted to be a humble cartoonist since I was a child. I think that with a humble person like me, I can realize my dream. Slowly, my father felt that his son had a small dream to become a cartoonist, which was very, very inspirational. So my father was also very happy, so he bought a lot of comics, such as "Ding-Dong", "Little Genius Fisherman" and "XXXX (inaudible)" for me to read, so I read a lot and drew a lot. At first my dad thought it was great, but gradually my dad felt something was wrong because the school teacher would keep tipping my dad and complaining to my dad, "Your son doesn't even check his math test. , I flipped through the test papers, and they were all drawing comics." At this time, it happened that Osamu Tezuka, the author of Little King Kong, didn't know how many years after his death, and Taiwanese newspapers had a special report on Osamu Tezuka. My dad showed me the special report and took a reading test after reading it. My dad said to me, "Tian Tian, ​​do you know who the author of Atomic Little King Kong is?" I said, "I know, it's Osamu Tezuka." My dad continued to ask, "Then do you know the Tsukasa, why did he become such a great manga artist?" I said, "I don't know. Probably because he draws manga seriously every day." The answer was all right, but my dad said categorically, "Wrong! Osamu Tezuka, the author of Atomic Little King Kong, the reason why he can become a great manga artist is that he was, once, a doctor." (audience laughs) I listened to it, felt very nonsense, and asked my dad why. My dad showed me the report very seriously, and he said, "Because Osamu Tezuka studied medical school, he has dissected a lot of dead bodies, so he knows the structure of human musculoskeletal and internal organs very well. Then he can simplify the complex and simplify the lines of the very complex human body into very simple and vivid, cartoon lines. So Tian Tian, ​​if you want to become a great cartoonist in the future, you must study medicine. ." (Audience laughs) You all laugh, but I didn't laugh at the time. Because I know my father is very serious, this picture was taken in front of my house, and the sign is a word for "medicine". My home runs a pharmacy, and my father is a pharmacist. So when our three brothers were growing up, they were constantly reminded by my father: in the future, all of you will develop in the field of medicine and achieve better achievements than your father, that is, become a doctor. So from then on, I felt that my dream had a dark cloud above it: Do I have to fulfill my dad's expectations of me before I can fulfill my own dreams. I believe that everyone has a similar experience with this stress. But since then, when I write my future, my dreams, and my hopes in the composition book, I will rewrite it as: I want to be a doctor, comma, and then a cartoonist in the future (audience laughs) . To be honest, fortunately, my grades were terrible when I was a child, so this dream was just a show off by me, and I didn’t take it too seriously. Until the summer when my country graduated from primary school and was about to go to middle school, I met two great people in my life. The name of a great nobleman is Akira Toriyama. What did Akira Toriyama paint? Dragon Ball, yes, the first collection of illustration masterpieces by cartoonists that I bought with my own pocket money is Akira Toriyama's masterpiece collection. The first thing I did after I bought it was to tear off the film on the outside, and immediately turn to the last two pages to read Akira Toriyama's biography. In an instant, I realized that Akira Toriyama had never studied medicine (audience laughs). Back then, it wasn't as good as now. Now you can use the Internet to find out which author you like, which cartoonist you like, what he did and which school he attended. At that time, I didn't know about the creators I knew. So at that time, it was not easy to find an official publication, it should be said that it was a pirated edition, a collection of masterpieces by cartoonists, and it was not easy for me to obtain important reference materials. In the same year, when I met the second nobleman, he was only 29 years old. At the age of 29, he had just finished painting "Chameleon" and had just started serializing "Slam Dunk". His name was Inoue. Takehiko. Inoue Takehiko, who is only 29 years old, of course, there is no masterpiece that I can buy, but I will add a simple addition, and I will help Inoue Takehiko do the math: I found that Inoue Takehiko, if he has not studied medicine, or else That is, he is studying medicine (audience laughs). I take it for granted that he shouldn't be studying medicine while painting "Slam Dunk". So these two manga artists gave me a very important inspiration, I think I should become a more humble person: in this life, or I will never be a manga artist as great as Tezuka Osamu, but I can retreat Secondly, in this life I will be on an equal footing with Akira Toriyama and Takehiko Inoue (audience laughs). So I decided to revise my own dreams, I decided not to be a doctor. So I went to the first class of art gifted students in Jingcheng Middle School in my hometown. The biggest reason I was admitted was: it was the first class of art gifted students, so its enrollment time was later than that of other middle schools. In the gifted class, all the truly gifted students have already enrolled, and there are only some defeated soldiers and some mentally handicapped (laughs). So we entered the first art class of Jingcheng Middle School together. I had bad grades since I was a child, and suddenly I was a gifted art student, which was very vain. I think this is my world, I want to become a cartoonist in the future, so I entered the art gifted class. So no matter what class the teacher takes in Chinese mathematics, chemistry, geography and history, no matter what class the teacher takes, I always draw cartoons. I really feel that if I want to become a cartoonist in the future, I can't do the exact same thing as my classmates. My imaginary enemies are a group of stinky Japanese nerds. They skip class and skip school all day, just madly practicing drawing storyboards and posting outlets. If I waste my time learning factoring and trigonometry, I'm going to lose at the starting point. Really, the goal at the time was: I wanted to graduate with a very bad subject, but I was admitted to Taipei Fuxing Art with very good skills, and continued to practice my comics skills there. Since I'm going to be a cartoonist, it's only natural that I should spend all my time drawing cartoons. At that time, there were more than 520 students in the whole grade, and my regular exam ranking was more than 480 in the whole grade. At that time, the first confusion in my life occurred, that is: I have already comprehensive Sexually not studying, why are there still more than 40 people who will lose me in the exam (audience laughs)? For the first time, I thought I was very possible and had the talent to study (audience laughs). You know, students with bad grades are a little perverted (audience laughs). If you don't study, your grades are not good, it's normal, right? What if you read it? If you don't pass the exam after reading it, you are sure to be a 100% idiot. So I was very afraid of proving that I was an idiot, so if my grades were not good, I simply didn’t study. If I didn’t study, I could tell my classmates for the rest of my life: “What’s so great about being able to read? I just haven’t started reading.” (Audience laughs) Arm yourself with some inexplicable self-righteousness. My dream of becoming a cartoonist is also an important and beautiful excuse for arming myself with poor grades. Just like this, I kept drawing comics every day, practicing posting sites, drawing storyboards by myself, and preparing to contribute to the first newcomer award of the comic club. But after I worked hard like this for a long time, in the summer when I was promoted to the third country, I found that, very, very likely, I lacked the talent that should be a cartoonist. How was this discovered? It was because I saw a genius in a classmate who was very good at drawing manga. I thought for a long time that I was very good at drawing comics, but it was actually because my classmates were a bunch of rubbish, they didn’t know how to draw at all, they just like to read. So I just draw better than the average person, they don't concentrate on drawing at all. I was way ahead of them and I ended up thinking I was pretty good. But until one day I saw a classmate in the next class, his cartoons were very good, and I was shocked that I was just a very ordinary person. In the past few years, I have been working very hard, but I have not made real progress, so I am very discouraged. In English, we describe talented, the most frequently used word is talented, but there is another word I think is better, that is gifted, gift plus ed. I can't think of a better way to compare talent to gift. It's like a very, very large gift box that I got when I was in the third grade of elementary school. When it took me several years, a lot of effort, to open the box, I realized that there was nothing in the box. There was only a note from God that said, "Go eat shit (audience laughs)." When I saw that note, I knew I had no talent, I was very angry, very frustrated, very angry. But the only emotion I don't have is regret. I don't regret it at all, because I am an impatient person, especially in pursuit of dreams. I am an impatient person. I wanted to know one thing, but I wanted to know immediately, so I didn't listen to those adults, those adults always like to say: If you want to do something, go to the ideal high school first; If you want to do something, go to the ideal university and talk about it; if you want to have a girlfriend, wait until you are an adult. I have no way to accept their opinions, because why do I want a group of people who have not pursued their dreams to tell me how to pursue them? Why? It doesn't make sense. So I want to become a cartoonist, and the quickest way is to do it right away. I don't have that kind of pretence: when I'm old, I stand in front of the mirror, stroke the wrinkles of my vicissitudes, and say slowly: "If I didn't study hard when I was young, but every day Drawing cartoons non-stop, is it possible that I would be a cartoonist today." No, I don't have that kind of poser moment. I know that I really don't have the talent to be a cartoonist, I tried it, I know it. And I was disappointed faster than the average person, which is the biggest side effect of impatience. But in addition to anger, disappointment and sadness, my biggest emotion is fear, very scared, because my subject is very bad, super bad. According to my subject at the time, the ordinary high schools I could be admitted to in my hometown of Changhua were all martial arts schools, those schools that were only fierce enough to be able to graduate alive (audience laughs), I don’t have this I was confident that I could graduate, so I was very nervous at that time. Fortunately, at that time, the instructor in the class arranged for a girl to sit behind me. Every semester, the tutor arranges a girl to sit near me, and several girls are nearby to monitor my academic and personality development (audience laughs). I like to tell jokes and disrupt the order in class, but it doesn't really hurt much. But every time the teacher arranges such a girl to sit behind me, I feel very uncomfortable and can't stand it. I just thought "Small report, stinky three-eight (audience laughs)", and I wasn't happy either. But this time, the girl the teacher arranged to sit behind me was different. Her name was Shen Jiayi. I like Shen Jiayi very, very much, because Shen Jiayi is very, (above) beautiful, (audience laughs). right. Boys don't have any sentiments, and girls who like girls are easily attracted by their vulgar and beautiful appearance. Shen Jiayi is very cute and beautiful, and I like her very much. It's a pity Shen Jiayi, she has a very abnormal interest, her interest is to study hard (audience laughs). When a boy likes a girl, her interest is actually to study hard and study hard, which will actually cause a great distortion in our life. If the girl we like, her hobby is hitting the principal (audience laughs), then it's very simple. Ten minutes after class, we spend three minutes to find out where the principal is, and then another three minutes to beat him, but we are scholars, so we need to be polite, so we need to spend three minutes sincerely apologizing to the principal (audience laughs), and then spend another three minutes. Slowly return to the classroom in a minute. It's so easy to have the same interests as the girl you like in ten minutes (audience laughs). Every day after school is like "Hey, Shen Jiayi, do you want to hit the principal?" (audience laughs), Shen Jiayi said, "I have to tutor later, maybe I have to hit faster." (audience laughs) Such a simple love that can be cultivated, Didn't happen to me. So every time I see idol dramas and movies, the protagonist fights with ten gangsters for the girl he loves, I feel very envious, you can let the girl you like know that you are willing to use all your Everything to protect her is only half a year in the hospital. So simple! But I like Shen Jiayi, her interest is actually studying hard. If I want to pursue her, I can only stick my ass firmly to the chair and spend all my time studying, there is no other shortcut. I really hope that Shen Jiayi can look up to me, it is "respectable", not "respectable", "respectable" is used by very high-level people, we pariahs, just use "respectable" (audience laughs) ). The girls we like are really easy to make us boys feel inferior and ashamed. We pretend to be smart and comfortable in front of the girl we like, but we just hope our inferiority won't be discovered. At that time, I would study until 1:30 every night, and at 5:00 the next morning, my mother would slap me and wake me up: "Tian Tian, ​​Tian Tian, ​​get up quickly and study hard" My mother pull me up. After pulling me up, my mother would use lightning speed to sleep in the position where I just slept, just not let me fall back to sleep (audience laughs). At five in the morning, it was very cold even in summer. What impressed me the most was that I wore a white tight pajamas, and then I ran to the kitchen with a can of milk in a tin can, threw the tin can into the water, and then turned on the gas stove to heat it. I would put my left hand on the water vapor and heat it together, and my right hand would hold a Chinese textbook and an English textbook and memorize the words there. When it was about 6:50, I would pick up a math reference book, calculate two to three very difficult math problems, and then memorize the process of solving the problems. After I went to school, I would ask Shen Jiayi who was sitting behind me, "Shen Jiayi, go ahead, I don't know this question, teach me." Shen Jiayi looked at the question and said to me very gently: "Ke Jingteng, this question is correct. It’s too difficult for you to say, do you want to start with the easy ones first?” (audience laughs) I said with great disdain: “Go, no, I’m going to count this question” (audience laughs). Shen Jiayi would look embarrassed and say, "Oh, well, first of all you have to set something as X, then set something as Y, then next..." I'll go on and say: "The next thing is to With what kind of concept and what kind of formula, you can solve it, right?" Shen Jiayi would look at me and say, "Hey, you are quite smart" (audience laughs). I memorized the problem-solving process of difficult problems, of course, not to know the answer to the question, but to let you know that I am also a little smart, don't think I am a fool. Just like that, I spent all my time studying hard, and my grades started to get better. By the time I took the last school-wide exam before graduation, I had already been ranked 21st in the school. What is the key to the rapid progress? Raise your hand if you think you are studying hard. (wood has) no one. Raise your hand if you think it is a great love. (Audience laughs) (Raises hands) Everyone raises their hands. The answer is none of the above, the answer is that unless your previous grades are so bad, you have absolutely no room for leaps and bounds (audience laughs) (applause). So, I am very sympathetic to those students who will only take the first place, because they think there is no other possibility in life except failure (audience laughs) (applause). Just like this, after graduating from middle school, Shen Jiayi went straight to the high school of Jingcheng Middle School. My group of good friends and I liked Shen Jiayi very much, so we all decided to go straight to the high school of Jingcheng Middle School. I grew up in Changhua, a rural area in Taiwan, and we all have a strange fantasy about a metropolis like Taipei. Ask the classmates present if you are not from Beijing, please raise your hands from other places, (raise many hands), there are many people. You may be able to feel the same way. We have always felt that Taipei is a very advanced metropolis since we were young. We all imagined that the boys there are very powerful. Knowledge. We are very afraid that after Shen Jiayi goes to university in the future, she will be admitted to National Taiwan University and will be chased away by the boys around her. Then the boy would teach her all kinds of things about the body (audience laughs), which we couldn't accept (audience laughs). Therefore, we are very anxious, we want to catch up with Shen Jiayi in high school, or else we have to study hard and get enough marks, no matter what kind of university Shen Jiayi will be admitted to in the future, We are all glued to the back of her tail, and we fill in whatever school she fills in. After entering high school, Shen Jiayi's interest has not changed (audience laughs), and she still likes to study hard and study hard. I've never liked reading, but I think that if you like someone, you have to do things that you don't like occasionally. In love, no one is doing their own thing. If you can take any words from this speech, I hope it is this sentence, "Dating in love, no one is doing yourself." If you're the kind of guy who insists "I tell you, I'm the kind of man who doesn't go shopping" (audience laughs), then why are you in a relationship? Falling in love is about breaking down your personality (audience laughs), making you put on airs, and for the sake of the person you like to become someone you actually look down on and don't know, that's right. I like Shen Jiayi, her interest is to study hard. So when I found out that Shen Jiayi would stay at school to study as long as she didn't have tuition at night, I would secretly open another classroom near the classroom where Shen Jiayi was studying to accompany her to study. That's not the system of self-study at night, but there is no one in the whole school. She secretly opened a classroom to study there. I opened a classroom near Shen Jiayi to study, I just didn’t want Shen Jiayi to find out that I liked her and stay at school with her, but I couldn’t help but recite the English text at the loudest volume (audience laughs), so that Shen Jiayi would notice I am nearby. Every time we started studying at 6:30 and read to about 9:15:20, I would feel Shen Jiayi approaching furtively from behind me. She thinks she's sneaky, but boys' ears grow up listening to their parents' footsteps since childhood (audience laughs), and when our parents approach us, they will put away some strange books. Our ears are the first in our body to develop fully. organ. So when Shen Jiayi slowly approached from behind me, I already knew she was approaching, but I pretended not to know, pretending to study hard. It wasn't until Shen Jiayi took a box of sandwich biscuits and tapped the back of my head or my shoulder lightly that I suddenly looked back and said, "Damn, Shen Jiayi, you are here too" (audience laughs). would be fake. But Shen Jiayi knew that I was staying at school, so she would sit down and share the box of sandwich biscuits with me, while chatting nonchalantly. At that time, I found out that Shen Jiayi is actually a very 38-year-old girl. She can only study hard since she was a child. Her world is only so big (the knife is three centimeters with her fingers), but she can learn from In such a small world, there are a lot of boring things that squeeze out a lot of sesame and garlic skin for me. She would talk about having one older sister and two younger sisters in her family, talking about her getting out of bed, and talking about the fact that her neighbor had a dog named Dandan, but she liked Xiaobai in her family very much. Talk about the most popular math topics today (audience laughs), and also about the content of our English correspondence. Because at that time, I really wanted to communicate with Shen Jiayi, but communication is a very erotic thing, and I can't open my mouth. So once I said to Shen Jiayi: "Shen Jiayi, I have decided, I have decided that my English will start to improve, so from tomorrow onwards I will write a letter in English to you every day." Shen Jiayi said, "Ah, alright." After a while, I said to Shen Jiayi: "Shen Jiayi, I found that it's not fair for me to improve English alone (audience laughs), starting today, you have to write me an English letter every day (audience laughs) ." Shen Jiayi said, "Ah, okay (audience laughs)" Just like that, we started to communicate. My self-esteem is very strong, so I copied a sentence in English that I couldn't understand from the beautiful sentence at the back of the English magazine and wrote it in the letter, PS what what what. When Shen Jiayi couldn't understand this sentence, she took it to me while we were chatting at night. Just like this, I was chatting randomly, and I knew that when it was about 9:50 and 10:00, I took a bicycle and walked around the campus with Shen Jiayi. At that time, the janitors would patrol the school with flashlights, and when the lights shone on the two of us, because he saw us staying at the school more than once, the janitors would use the kind of "Oh, we're in love" (audience laugh) expression. Every time I looked at the janitor very fiercely, "Look at the third child!" It means to look at something. But my heart was "Yeah, we're in a relationship" (laughs, applause). Men and women in secret love, occasionally being laughed at by others, "Oh, fall in love," actually helps us to grow in love. I took her to the school gate with a bicycle, and soon her mother would drive over to take Shen Jiayi home. I watched Shen Jiayi get in the car and closed the door. I kept waving from behind and said, "Shen Jiayi, goodbye, goodbye." Then I prayed silently, the traffic light at the alley of Jingcheng Middle School turned red, then her mother's car would be Will be forced to stop at the entrance of the alley. I could just ride my bicycle to the side of her mother's car window as if nothing had happened, slap her window, and say, "Shen Jiayi! Your mother drives very slowly!" (audience laughs) Such nonsense. Many people, who know Jiu Dao from the media, think: Jiu Dao is such a hot-blooded and rebellious person, his youth must have been very messy, and he is the one who beats the teacher when he is free and the principal when he is not free. (audience laughs). But it's not like this, my youth is all about studying hard, all my youth is Shen Jiayi. Slowly, when she was in her third year of high school, Shen Jiayi told me that she wanted to go to the audition (Note: it is roughly equivalent to self-enrollment) Department of Management Science, National Chiao Tung University, and I immediately told Shen Jiayi, "I have studied this department for a long time. It's been a long time." But at that time, Jiaotong University, I really thought it was a school for training traffic police (audience laughs). I said inexplicably in my heart: Shen Jiayi, she works so hard to study, but she wants to be a traffic policeman (audience laughs), why? But it doesn't matter to me at all, because, for a long, long time, I was a person without dreams. If I ever got a gift that claimed to be a dream, it would have said, "Shen Jiayi, let's be together forever" on the outside of the gift box. I really feel that if I can be with the girl I like in my life, no matter which university or department I go to and what kind of job I do, I will be the luckiest person in the world. So when Shen Jiayi told me that she wanted to be a traffic policeman (audience laughs), I felt that suddenly she wanted to be a traffic policeman (audience laughs). So we go to the audition. Because it is very rare to come to Peking University to give a speech, I really want to use my time to the fullest. Although this matter is written in the novel, my anger is very strong, and I want to talk about it again on the spot. When I took the written test of the Jiaotong University audition, I found that Shen Jiayi did not come to the test and the seat was empty. I was very nervous, so I just scribbled. Because a girl like Shen Jiayi who can only study hard, her whole world is all about studying hard. She did not appear at the venue of the written test, which only means two possibilities: the first possibility is that Shen Jiayi died at home (audience laughs); the second possibility is that she died halfway (audience laughs). I was very scared, so I quickly wrote the test paper, and before the bell rang, I rushed out to call the public phone and went to her house to find Shen Jiayi, but didn't answer. The bell rang again, hurry in and take the exam, and then come out again. When it was noon, I finally got through to her house. Shen Jiayi said to me in a tone of just waking up: Because the same high school can only have two places to audition for the same university department, There was a slut in their class, the slut said to Shen Jiayi, "Shen Jiayi, your grades are so good, you can take the joint entrance exam, you can also get into the management department of Jiaotong University, but my grades are so poor, can you put Zhen Jiayi? Give me the quota for the test. Maybe after I pass the test, we can still be good friends when we arrive at the university." Shen Jiayi gave this opportunity to this bitch. Seriously, we have to be eloquent in speaking, especially in such a sacred occasion, and pay more attention to the rhetoric of the girl - but she is a bitch (laughs, applauds). Because the slut later said, "Shen Jiayi, I found out that my grades are so bad. Instead of wasting time writing exam papers, it is better to study at home." So the slut didn't go to the exam at all, and was not called a slut. what? Many speakers are very positive, and he will tell you: "We would like to thank those who have created difficulties for you in life, and created a lot of adversity for you. We should honor them as "Bodhisattvas", because when you overcome these difficulties After that, you'll be a better person." No, she's a bitch (audience laughs). I refuse to call these rubbish that bring misery in our lives bodhisattvas, no, they don't deserve the word. (laughs, applauds). There are many emotions in life, we can't always be like a great man and tolerate some slut things. Later, I had absolutely no intention of going to the Department of Management Science of Jiaotong University. I didn't study to be a traffic policeman at all. I study to be with Shen Jiayi. So just when I was about to give up my qualifications for the audition, I had already passed the exam. Shen Jiayi said to me, "Ke Jingteng, you go first, I'll come later." (audience laughs) This is the first promise about love that I have won in my life, so I think it's a good sweet (audience laughs) . I was happy to report. The joint entrance examination was held shortly after the registration, and the joint entrance examination was released soon after. On the night of the announcement, Shen Jiayi called me. Shen Jiayi kept crying. She cried a lot, crying and saying, "I've only been able to study since I was a child, but I still don't get good grades." I asked her how bad she was on the test. She said that there is no way to study in the Department of Management Science of Jiaotong University, and there is no way to study any department of Jiaotong University. She kept crying and I kept crying (audience laughs). what! what! I'm going to be a traffic cop! (laughs) And you didn't become a traffic cop with me (audience laughs). I really feel very angry, I study, why? Is it to make money? Is it for stock allocation? To save the country and save the people? No, I study just to be with Shen Jiayi, but I can't. So I'm really sad. Shen Jiayi kept crying, I kept crying. Just like that, the two of them were crying, and after a long time, they suddenly felt very happy. There are two reasons for being happy: the first reason is that Shen Jiayi is my goddess. For a long time, she is like flying in the sky, unattainable. She finally failed the joint entrance exam, as if her wings were suddenly broken and fell to the ground, she felt closer and easier to chase (audience laughs). I have been a very confident person since I was a child, but I couldn't raise my head in front of Shen Jiayi, she was too dazzling. Finally, she did not do well in the joint entrance examination, which made me feel that she is closer to ordinary people. I feel a little happy that she is not so unapproachable. The second reason I was happy was that Shen Jiayi cried with me for seven hours that night. I think I should like me a little bit, or why did it take so long? Then I told Shen Jiayi that in the future, when we go to college, we should keep in touch more and hang out together occasionally. Later, I went to college. After I went to college, Shen Jiayi and I went out to play occasionally, and I was very scared because I didn't know how to date girls. In the past, Shen Jiayi and Shen Jiayi read together after school together, then read together after school, or read together after school, day after day, the interaction is very ordinary, but there is no need to deliberately be together. After graduating from high school, we want to go out and play together, and ask me to ask you and you to ask me. The two of us don't know what to do together. I was nervous and didn't know how to talk to her. Therefore, I missed many, many opportunities to confess to Shen Jiayi. This is very rarely heard in speeches. I think I am smart. I think that chasing a girl is not just chasing her. I should attract all the people around her to help me, including sister Shen Jiayi. My communication with Sister Shen Jiayi is no less intensive than that between me and Shen Jiayi (audience laughs), and of course the outcome is not that Shen Jiayi sister fell in love with me (audience laughs). Her sister often encouraged me and told me to persevere. But she has a letter, the PS at the back reads: "If you were as tall as my sister, you would have chased my sister long ago." I was short since I was a child, but I didn't think being tall was anything special since I was a child. In the process of pursuing Shen Jiayi, I didn't feel anything special either. But Shen Jiayi doesn't know how to do it. The longer she grows taller, she has been here since middle school (the knife is bigger than the hand than the height of the brow), suddenly, she is getting taller and taller, and then she is taller I am three centimeters. These three centimeters, I originally wanted to fool around with a nonchalant attitude, but I was reminded by a letter from her sister, and my self-esteem suffered a serious blow. So I started going swimming every day, thinking while swimming, when I grow three centimeters, I will confess to Shen Jiayi. After going to college————Eh, ask the classmates at Peking University, if you think you are an elite, please raise your hand. (No one raises hand) No one, right? No one raised their hands, okay. After I went to college, I found that all my classmates looked like they thought they were elites (audience laughs). Because they are a group of elites who love to study hard and are good at studying hard and they think they can make a lot of money in the science park in the future, I hate them very much. no one is there? right? (audience laughs) I hate them so much, I want to hit my classmates all day. But we scholars can't easily shoot (laughs), so I thought of a workaround, that is, the "Nine Blades Cup" free fighting competition (audience laughs), which is convenient for me to openly, legally and reasonably beat my classmates (audience laughs) ). Holding the "Nine Blades Cup" free fighting competition, I think it is the coolest thing in my life ranking first. Why am I running this competition? It's because I grew up very good at fighting (audience laughs), you might not see it, but I was very into fighting, and I almost never lost. I really want Shen Jiayi to know that I am such a powerful man. So I called Shen Jiayi and said, "Shen Jiayi, you must watch this game, it's super cool and cool." Shen Jiayi was very, very disdainful, she didn't think this game would be done at all, and she thought this game was very naive and boring. The more Shen Jiayi said that, the more I had to do it. My three college roommates all said that this match could not be successful at all, and if it was successful, they would be willing to come off the field and fight. Let me ask the classmates from Peking University present, if there is an idiot student in your school who holds such an incompetent free-fighting match, please raise your hand if you will end up fighting. (a small group of people raise their hands) Less than five people. You dare not go to the game, but you really want to see which mentally handicapped go to the game, please raise your hand. (Laughs, raises hands) There are so many people, it's not wrong, I hold a freestyle fighting competition, the scene is full of people (audience laughs), senior sisters all want to watch, what idiot is holding such a violent competition in such an excellent Jiaotong University. But there were only eight people who ended up, and four of them were my roommates (audience laughs). They boast, and now they are fighting to the end. That night, I chose a very powerful classmate as my opponent. He was the vice bishop of the Taekwondo Club. His name was Liu Jianwei. He was an expatriate and was very powerful. The reason why I chose Liu Jianwei as my opponent is because I want to go all out to beat my classmates (audience laughs), I don't want others to think that I am bullying my classmates, I must pick someone who is capable of fighting back. As a result, that night, I was beaten very miserably (audience laughs). This classmate is relatively close to me, look at my nose, my nose is crooked, my nose is crooked to this side. This was a punch from Liu Jianwei's taekwondo, which broke the bridge of my nose, hit my people, and went down again. So my nose broke on the spot, and my teeth slashed the flesh inside my mouth. It caused me to eat cold porridge for three months and iced beancurd, which was already very cold, to maintain my life (audience laughs). But I was very, very excited. After the game, I immediately called Shen Jiayi to show her off. Because my memory is very strong, and the competition has just ended, I described all the process of the competition to her in detail. And I told her that I confronted such a strong opponent, beat him, my nose was broken, and my face was covered in blood, but I never thought about giving up from beginning to end, and I didn't even call a timeout. The first thing I did when my nose was broken was to get up and hit again. There are very few people who can clearly be a loser, but can speak so bravely, only me (audience laughs). Even when I was in a daze and my consciousness was almost hazy, I walked up to Liu Jianwei, raised Liu Jianwei's hand, and announced: (vaguely) "The winner is Liu Jianwei." (audience laughs) So detailed Listening to Shen Jiayi, I just hope that Shen Jiayi can say something like "Ke Jingteng, you are so brave", "Ke Jingteng, hello man", "Ke Jingteng, I like you so much". Although it is unlikely, yes, Shen Jiayi is not a person with such a personality. But it is very possible that, according to what I know about Shen Jiayi, she may say something: "Ke Jingteng, can you promise me one thing?" I would say, "What are you doing?" She would say, "You promise me, you Don't hold such a dangerous game again, okay? I will, I'm so worried. "It's very possible that Shen Jiayi will be so nauseous. But no, I said so much and fart so much. Shen Jiayi just said to me very briefly: "Ke Jingteng, you are really naive." I was very unconvinced, so I asked Shen Jiayi and said, "Shen Jiayi, why do you think the competition is naive." Shen Jiayi asked me: "Then I Tell me, what can you learn from this kind of competition, what can you gain?" I said, "Why do you have to learn something to do this kind of competition, can't I just do this kind of competition just because I'm happy? "Shen Jiayi said: "No, of course not. Your mother sent you to study at the university, not for you to fight. All I can say is that you deserve all the injuries on your body." Shen Jiayi kept scolding, and I kept resisting. I asked Shen Jiayi and said, "Why do you think this kind of match is naive? If I was holding a nine-knife cup boxing match today, would you still feel naive?" Shen Jiayi said no, I asked why, Shen Jiayi said because It's a boxing match (audience laughs). Then I don't understand. Then I am holding the Nine Swords Cup Karate Competition. Do you think it is naive? Shen Jiayi said no, I said why, Shen Jiayi said because it was karate. So I couldn't understand, "Shen Jiayi, you wouldn't mind if you were doing taekwondo today, would you?" She was right. I said, "Because it's taekwondo, right?" She said yes. I said, "It's not fair, is it? I'm doing the Nine Knives Cup, the free-fighting competition, which is far more intense and violent than any of the competitions I've mentioned. And I don't have any. There is no concept of weight class. I saw that two people wanted to fight each other, so I let them start fighting (audience laughs). The competition was not fair from the beginning, so the competition is the most bloody, why do you think the competition is the most exciting What about childishness? Shen Jiayi kept scolding me for hurting my body and for being ashamed of my parents' expectations of me. In the end, I really couldn't stand it, so I said to Shen Jiayi on the phone: "Yes, I am childish. , I was naive to like a girl like you, and I was naive to chase after you for so long. "As soon as I said my words, I knew I was finished, so I shut up immediately. My words were too heavy. After a while, Shen Jiayi opened the mouth and said the dialogue that changed my life. She said: " Then don't chase it. I hung up the phone. After I hung up, I felt very uncomfortable, and I kept shedding tears. While turning on the computer, I wrote a very long letter to Shen Jiayi. The letter said, "I never like to read. I read it as a last resort. It is because I am very naive that I like a hardworking girl like you. Now you have denied my reason for liking you the most, so I have no way to move forward, no way to continue liking you any more. The content of this letter is true, but the heart is false. After I sent the letter, I really wanted to receive a reply. This reply may be written: "Okay, I actually have it too." Wrong" or write: "Okay, actually think about it, I was too fierce that night. "Or: "Okay, it's not a big deal, we're fine. " It's all good, but I haven't received any reply, not received. After a while, I felt that this matter should be dealt with, so I got a girlfriend. Shen Jiayi was very angry when she found out. After a while, Shen Jiayi also felt that the matter should be dealt with, so she made a boyfriend (audience laughs). After I knew it, I was going crazy. I felt that I worked so hard and liked you so hard to chase you for so long, but you were so easy to be with others, and I felt that it was not worth it. Just like this, the two boys and girls who are angry with each other have not contacted each other for a long, long time. I really think that the most cruel part of growing up is that girls are always more mature than boys of the same age. No boy can resist the maturity of girls. All the girls in the scene, shoot your eyes into the depths of my pupils (audience laughs). Yes, we boys are so naive, idiots, mentally retarded, but why? Because we always do a lot of idiots and imbecile behaviors, I hope that you can gently scold us: "You are an idiot!" Yes, you see we are so naive and want to make you a cute meal scold. You always hope that we will grow up and mature as soon as possible, and become an adult who can be counted on as soon as possible. However, this growth is irreversible. Once we lose that kind of soul and flame that just wants to please you in our eyes, the next thing is to pretend, it's all pretend. Boys will grow up one day, I really hope you can appreciate the childish soul of boys. We held a fighting match that hurt ourselves in a mess, but I just hope you touch our heads and tell us: "Don't do this again next time." how nice. So later, after a long time, I was able to pick up Shen Jiayi's phone again. I continue to study in the Department of Management Science of Jiaotong University (audience laughs), please raise your hand if you accidentally come from Jiaotong University, (no one), no. Taiwan's Jiaotong University is a very perverted school (laughs). The ratio of boys to girls is seven to one, seven boys to one girl. Very perverted, right, but this is just a figure on the surface. If we open Zhengmei's writing wheel, the ratio will immediately become seventy to one (audience laughs). The ratio is really tragic. I really think that it is really retribution for someone who likes Zhengmei so much to read it. Especially since it was a university without Shen Jiayi. So I was in Jiaotong University, and honestly, I didn't learn anything. Since I didn't go for great knowledge, I was basically not interested in what the department taught me. But I'm very happy that I did the right thing, which is that I hope I can find what I want to do next in college. So I spent a lot of time reading comics, watching a lot of videotapes of movies in the audiovisual center under our library. I'm a very impatient person, so when I see a dull plot, I turn quickly, when I see a plot I don't want to watch, I turn quickly, when I see a speeding car chasing, I turn quickly, and when I see a shootout, I turn quickly, basically When I see things that have nothing to do with the progress of the plot, I will always fast forward. Later, in the last semester of my last year out of college, I started writing novels by chance. The first novel I wrote was called Fear Bomb. Why did you start writing novels? It will be covered in other speeches but not today. Anyway, I started writing novels like crazy. Since I didn't have any literary training in the past, I didn't have any literary skills at all. I used my favorite comic storyboards and film rhythms. Feel like writing a story. I simply translate what I see when I close my eyes and translate it into words, so that readers can see what I see in my mind. At that time, I found out that the first gift that God gave me was a cartoonist written on it. When I opened it, I didn't actually ask me to eat shit, but told me that you like telling stories so much, but you used the wrong one. wings. You may not have the ability to tell stories with pictures, but you may have the talent to tell stories with words. So I started writing novels in 1999. After that, I couldn't stop. I felt very, very happy. Fortunately, after I started publishing in 2000, until 2004, every novel I published sold very, very badly. No novel has sold more than 1,500 copies, which is a very sad number. Not only did it sell badly, but the most exaggerated thing was that it was not published at all. "Different Dreams", "Kung Fu", "Wolf Howling" and "The Tenant Downstairs" are recognized by my readers as the four best novels written in my early works, but they have been published on the Internet for more than one time. It took a year and a half or even two years for him to be published as a physical book by the publishing house. The reason is very simple. Most of the readers, after reading all of my novels on the Internet at that time, were very used to my writing being free, so when one day I had to charge them for my writing, they themselves They would criticize me in turn and say, "Nine Swords have fallen, and they actually charge us money (audience laughs). He used to be so righteous and let us watch free books, yet he dares to publish a book." It sells badly. But the publisher felt that some of my works were particularly good-looking, and they couldn't bear to publish it when I was selling badly, making the book a non-selling story. I think this is my very, very precious luck. I have been writing and writing for 12 years now, and the novels sold very badly in the first five years. I never imagined that I could have such a wonderful encounter. I’ve been speaking for almost an hour now, and everyone should know very well that Jiu Pao Dao is a very arrogant, stinky, and outspoken person. Yes, the observation is correct. I really can't imagine how self-destructing my character would be if a stinky person like me had a very, very best-selling novel in the first year (audience laughs). Really, this is my truth. I really hate when readers criticize me saying that after the sale of Nine Knives, he has a big head. I really hate hearing these criticisms because, I have had macrocephaly since I was a child (audience laughs), and it has nothing to do with the novel's bestsellers. So, I am very grateful that the first five years of novels continued to be undervalued and then sold badly. It gave me a long period of time to examine myself how much I wanted and enjoyed doing it. As you can imagine, if you have a best-selling author today, he has been very, very popular since his first book. When he took the microphone and shared with you his experience of creating along the way, he said that I really really love creation. Maybe what he said was true, maybe he came from the bottom of his heart, but what would everyone under the table think of him, maybe they would think in their hearts and say, "I just made a lot of money by creating and writing novels. Of course you love to create." But in fact, I was very, very lucky that the novel sold so badly that I maintained a relationship with the novel without money for a long time. I want to tell you one thing right now, that is, if you really want to be a writer, you write very seriously every day, but your classmates don’t want to read your work, and no one wants to read it on the Internet. No one at the publishing house wants to help you publish. A bright light suddenly ignited in your heart, and you remembered that you once heard the speech of Nine Swords, and when he said that his books had been selling badly for many years, you would think in your heart: I will continue to persevere, always One day, the applause will remember. (Applause) (Da Dao interrupts the applause with his gestures and words) Then you have to seriously think about whether you like writing novels or not. Because, if you really enjoy writing fiction, you shouldn't feel like you're suffering, the feeling that I'm expecting good things to happen. If you're seriously looking forward to the lights and the applause, maybe you really love what happened next, not the creation itself. If you really like to write novels, you will be very, very happy when you write them, not expect, to be able to give speeches everywhere, to be able to sell well and well, to have more and more good things happen. I like slam dunk very much. There is a sentence in slam dunk, which is very well written - "playing basketball is very happy, but winning can increase the happiness a hundred times." Writing novels is very happy, if many people write novels I think it looks good, many people praise it, and many people buy it home. Of course, it can increase the happiness a hundred times. But let's go back to the original point, write novels, play basketball, if there is no victory, it still makes you very happy, which can be in line with the purest distance and relationship between you and him. So someone applauded just now and was really scared to death. Why did the novel start to sell so well later on? Around the end of 2004, when my novels were still selling very poorly, my mother was sick and she was diagnosed with blood cancer. After my mother got blood cancer, she was sent to the hospital for treatment. Halfway through the treatment, she was found to have tuberculosis. When my mother simply had blood cancer, she was sent to a place where anyone had to be sterilized before entering. But when she was diagnosed with tuberculosis later, my mother was sent to another ward. This ward is a ward where everyone who comes out must be thoroughly disinfected. So her treatment course was very difficult. At that time, each of us cried so hard, especially me, I was a very fragile person, and I actually felt very useless when my mother lay helpless in the hospital bed. After my mother was hospitalized, the cost was very, very large. At that time, I was very happy. The publishers that published many of my unsold novels for a long time called me and asked me if I needed to pay the royalties in advance to tide over the difficulties. I said of course I need money, but ah, no need to advance royalties, from now on, as long as every book you write, you publish it next month, you don't give me a year and a half or even two years to publish it. I write immediately, and you publish it to me immediately next month, and then immediately give me a check that can be exchanged for cash on the same day. That way, it can help me get through this difficult time. So since November 2004, I have written 14 books in a row. I write novels entirely to make money, because I know that every money I make can be used to save my mother. That was the most money-making moment of my life. So the media will write nine knives very passionately and write 14 books for 14 consecutive months. The real reason is that it's not blood, but I want to make money. I could stay by my mother's side, watch TV with her all day, and then write novels, 5,000 words a day, 8,000 words a day, that's what happened at that time. Here are fourteen books from that time (above). I wrote down all the records that I spent with my mother in the hospital during that time, and then encouraged my mother that I hope she can treat the blood cancer well, "I hope you can help me write when the memories between our mother and son are published. sequence". I've never so hoped that a book would be the end of a comedy. My mother relied on a small belief like this, and then she fought the disease very, very seriously. The first episode of "Legend of the Life Hunter" was published at that time, and the very popular killer series in Taiwan was published at that time. "The Tenant Downstairs" and "The Eighth Bronze Man of Shaolin Temple" were published at that time. But luckily, my 14th book was called "Kiss Mom," and when it was published, I took my mom out for a book signing. At that time, my mother lost all her hair due to chemotherapy, and she was still bald. But she was very happy, and bought a curling wig specially to go to the signing party with me. She helped me write the preface to this book, and to this day my mother is very healthy, which is very fortunate for me. So, this is the third gift I got in my life. It says "Novelist". When I opened it, I found that the scenery was very splendid, so I was lucky enough to take the microphone and share with you "Life is a constant battle". That's also because fourteen books were published in a row during that time, and a very incredible miracle happened. Until 2004, in Taiwan, I was a writer, not a best seller, but a writer whose books sold badly. No one knew me at all, only netizens knew of my existence, because they watched my free book editor every day. Big. But at the end of 2005, when I published 14 books intensively, the three major bookstores in Taiwan settled down, and the best-selling author in Taiwan that year was Nine Swords. They were all terrified and said where did this person come from. So from that year in 2005, I was the best-selling author in Taiwan. 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, In 2010, I was the best-selling author in Taiwan. So every time before the speeches, when the hosts introduce me to the stage, they say, "Let's welcome Nine Swords, one of Taiwan's best-selling novelists," I get confused, eh? I am the best seller, no one! (Audience laughs, applauds) I was a little worried, because for the past two years, I have been busy doing another thing, and doing another thing very seriously, and I think my throne may be unstable this year. But I didn't expect that, judging from the results I got now, even if I can't sell a book from tomorrow, it should still be the best-selling Taiwanese writer in 2011. (Applause) The book was selling well, and some very strange things happened. In 2008, a film company in Hong Kong came to me and said, "Nine swords, you have written so many novels with so many themes, and so many movie adaptation copyrights have been sold. Director?" I said, "Impossible, I wouldn't be a director, I never thought about it." It was true. I was so arrogant, but I never thought I would be a director. The studio continued to ask, "Is it possible that you can be a director?" I said it was impossible. The film company continued to ask, do you want to be the director of the nine knives? I said, ok! (audience laughs) Total vanity! I have always felt that the environment for filming in Taiwan is very difficult. Many directors have to borrow money and mortgage their houses everywhere in order to make movies. But as a writer, I can write until someone asks me to make a movie with a lot of money. I feel like it would be a waste if I wasted an opportunity like this. So cheeky I said yes. There is another reason behind the good talk is that I am a very curious person with a sense of justice. There has been a legend in the entertainment industry for a long time, that is, female stars will knock on the director's door at night with the script and say, "Director, I can't remember the dialogue, can you help me remember it with your body?" (The audience is large. lol) I think, I'm going to expose this insider! (Audience laughs) I'm bound to take over the task of the director! My first film was this film company, which was looking for four new film directors, and the four new directors were going to make four short films together, and then they were going to be released together. In addition, everyone is more familiar with Fang Wenshan, Huang Zijiao, and Chen Yixian. The short film I made is called "Three Lives fortunately". Since I have never made a film in the past, although it is only a short film of 25 to 26 minutes, I still attach great importance to it. I found two good friends, Lei Meng and Liao Mingyi. They are both my executive directors. They have never made movies in the past, but it doesn't matter. The point is that we are very good. And they are my masters. Lei Meng, taught me physical performance, Liao Mingyi taught me the movement of the camera. They were even younger than me, but it didn't matter, we were good friends, so we fought side by side. My first male lead was named Fan Yichen, who just finished the role of Cape No. 7. At that time, the box office of Cape No. 7 reached more than NT$8 million. Fan Yichen didn't know how good he would be in the future, so he was confused. promised me. (Audience laughs) The heroine is Lai Yayan, who ran to play the very popular "Story of Time" in Taiwan right after she finished my "Three Lives". Because there are no girls willing to play my role, Lai Yayan is an artist of the same agency as me, she is like a knife to help me. I was very lucky that the male and female protagonists in my first film were them, because they did not make things difficult for me because I was a new director, but very humbly accepted a director who had never made a movie and instructed them how to act. How to act. Then my face is naturally thick, and I think my script is invincible in the world, so I teach it very seriously, and I don't think I should be humble at all. So I would like to thank Fan Yichen and Lai Yayan very much for letting me leave a very good memory when I directed my first movie, so I didn't fear being a director because of it. A bunch of my readers are also really lovely, they come in as extras for free while I'm making a movie. It can be clearly seen from this photo that only Zhengmei can sit near me (the audience laughed), which strengthens my determination to continue to be a director. The short film was later released in Taiwan. At that time, "Three Lives is Lucky" was classified in a movie called "Love to the End". Later, I heard that "Love to the End" was also released in mainland China, right? When "Love to the End" was released in Taiwan, the box office was only over 8 million, which was not ideal. But then I found some new opportunities for me. What opportunity did you find? We have to go back to the beginning of the story (the cover of "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years" on the screen). Oh, I wrote this story in 2005, but it didn't bring me back to the state where I just published 14 books in a row. Because it was published in 2006. In 2005, I really wanted my own creations to have some life connection with my own life. So I very, very, very much want to write, I pursue Shen Jiayi's youth story with a group of good friends with me. I really hate, I hate some best-selling authors who, when they use their own life stories to write novels, will declare to readers, "This story is 80% true, 20% fictional, which ones are true. , which ones are fake, it doesn’t matter at all. What matters is what you can learn from this story, what you gain, and what you are moved by.” I think this statement is very disgusting, and who knows that you secretly wrote yourself How handsome, how powerful, but you have never done such a great thing, I will not accept it. But when I was going to write "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years", its minimum standard was not to be good-looking, because good-looking was already determined (audience laughs). The minimum standard is that the story must be 100 percent true. I hope my good friends are called in real life, and what they will be called in the story. Let me ask everyone, if you have a good friend who is a writer, and you would like to donate your name and part of your youth to him, please raise your hand if you ask him to interpret it, please raise your hand if you are willing (some audiences raise their hands), then If you don't want to, please raise your hand (some audience members raised their hands). I don't want to. Luckily my best friends are some vain little people (audience laughs). They all expressed their joy, and they all hoped that when the book was published, they could ask me to sign it, and then they would use a red pen to outline their (names) in thick lines (the audience laughed) and give them to the girls they like. However, I asked each of them, but I didn't ask Shen Jiayi. According to what I know about Shen Jiayi, when I ask Shen Jiayi, she will definitely say "Ouch, it's not good", "Ouch, I will be embarrassed", "Ouch, I'm very low-key", "Ouch, I will be very embarrassed like this. It's hard to be human" and so on. But I had a hard time accepting that the whole book was the real name except the most important heroine who used a pseudonym, so I decided to take a risk. After I finish writing this book, I will send it to Shen Jiayi. If Shen Jiayi called me and said, "Ke Jingteng! What's wrong with you! What's wrong with being a writer! Why are you writing novels under my real name!" ) You made me go to Jiaotong University, I'll die if I use my name! (The audience laughed and applauded)" Fortunately not, after Shen Jiayi read the whole book, she wrote a very, very long letter to me, In the last sentence of the letter, she wrote: "Thank you, Ke Jingteng, thank you for writing a story like this, which makes me feel like a special person." After reading it, I was very, very moved, very, very full. Love, I really want to pursue Shen Jiayi again. But unfortunately, there is no way. When I was writing this story, Shen Jiayi had already married a middle-aged man eight years older than us. This is one of the best group photos I've ever taken, but any photo has some glaring flaws (pointing at the groom, audience laughing), so, accept it. Boys on the spot! All eyes turned to me, if the girl you like married a middle-aged man eight years older than you, this man must have a car, a building, money, savings, a career, and a small belly like a middle-aged man. You have everything, but you have chased away your most important goddess. If you can give 100% blessing, please raise your hand (some people raise your hand), if you are a little unhappy, please raise your hand (mostly), You are very hot, please raise your hand (individual)! That... the school should add some more personality development courses... (audience laughs) Those of us boys who pursued Shen Jiayi to grow up were very unhappy, so we asked Shen Jiayi and said, Shen Jiayi! Why

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  • Marie 2022-04-19 09:02:44

    The meaning is: different stories have their own in them.

  • Adeline 2022-01-20 08:02:19

    It's a pity that I can never go back. When I was young, I always complained why I couldn't grow up quickly. After I grew up, I missed myself as a student.

You Are the Apple of My Eye quotes

  • Principle: Jerking off right in class! I have been a teacher for so many years. Have seen strudents who cheat, get into fights, blackmail or even those who beat up teachers. i have seen all kinds of problematic students, but just no perverts like you!

    Ching-Teng Ko: I didn't even ejaculate.

    Principle: And that's an excuse!

  • Ching-Teng Ko: I'm not interested in boys. I'm not interested in girls either.