opening is very concentrated!
Blood sacrifice, hegemony, invincible mask - it has the effect of Lord of the Rings, but it is much more savage, and the appearance of tentacles makes me feel like a figure made by fans of Sister Medusa!
Next, a piece of lightning and flint cracked, and the dog-blooded ginseng of the dog-blooded man began to curl!
First of all, this dog-blood bridge was born in the battlefield!
After eight seconds of silence, I still want to shout out——>Nima, who is the surgeon who can stab a small dagger in it, really, just stab it a bit—— and then take it out with one hand from under the boy's mother. Come out a... bloody... cub! Nima really responded to the cold sentence of the children's shoes who watched the movie with me: This is the legend that when paying party fees, the enemy will not appear-_—|||
What needs to be added is that I think the male pig is he Dad is the guy who plays the hell boy with a tough face. I don't remember his mother very clearly, but I always feel that the upper body of her armor or something looks very, Nezha, the charm, I don't know if it's the hairstyle Because of this, and in the later plot, a nigger's haircut with two buns... made me deeply mourned for Nezha for three minutes.
But nothing like this happened after that!
The second scene is bound to be the outstanding performance of the young man's coming-of-age ceremony who is not afraid of tigers! Barbaric enough, bloody enough! So I think the possibility of domestic release is really small, because it is not just a minor who is wearing animal skins and racing in the field, but a teenager who is mixed with blood and mud and weeds, carrying a handful of The head came back - and you can clearly see the uneven skin and flesh at the cut off head and neck~ Then the boy spit out drops, quail eggs in a spit-like manner - because before the race, one of the rules is Put the egg in your mouth, the winner is the one that doesn't break when you come back~~~
Did you all rot for a moment? ? ^-^
Then it's not a childhood sweetheart, it's the extermination of the clan~
Is there someone who is rippling~~
It's bloody, savage, and very practical, with broken limbs flying all over the sky and splitting people, like the kind of wood chopping overlord who hits the bow hard.
Until the archer MM that I saw in my heart, shot through the male pig's father with one arrow! So rippling, so rippling! Archer Shenma is the cutest, right! It's a pity that this MM has not been featured specially~~~~ but the black feather arrow is super cute!
Then it's vicious enough, the villain old man hangs the male pig and the male pig's father with an iron chain, the principle of leverage, the support point is a bucket of hot red molten iron, and then set the house on fire and so on~ Finally The result of the bitterness and hardship is that the male pig's father poured the bucket of molten iron from the shower head in order to escape for his son's life. I can see that the children's shoes of the father of two sons are disgusting in an instant~ ~~
^-^ Raising
a son is not easy~ Oh yes! There was a villain's daughter before~~ This loli is dark enough! One hand and five fingers all wear those long, sharp metal nails! Moreover, this girl is a hereditary witch, so she doesn't need to be so stubborn before the boy pig, the girl can fully function as a metal detector - just dig out the fragments of the dog-blood mask!
Later, the male pig grows up and becomes a horse thief... All kinds of preparations for revenge~
I complain about the breast muscles of an adult male pig... No matter how you look at it, there are A cups! You will hit a lot of A-cup female compatriots, okay? Oh, by the way, in a slave market where the male pigs robbed, there are many, well, basically all the female slaves are half-naked~~ Directly ruthless~~ Hurry up~~
Then there is too much blood and brutality, It is bound to be a little fresh in the middle - so the female pig dressed in white like an ancient Greek goddess appeared! Then, if you are cute, you can jump to the stone pillar temple of Greek civilization ~
but only for a moment, because then the barbarian invasion, the villain uncle took the girl who is already a gothic queen and killed it!
Then the monks and soldiers are not enough to see, and it seems that I have seen a Shaolin Temple! ——Don’t blame me for digressing: Speaking of which, my mother has a special love for the monks and soldiers of the Shaolin Temple!
I originally thought that the one who escaped with the female pig in the carriage would have at least a good archer and a bald donkey in Shaolin Temple. . . .
The most bloody one is that the villain is a villain and beaten because the villain's daughter-in-law is the witch who was dragged out by martial arts justice for blood sacrifice~~ The close-up of the villain holding the shackles of his daughter is really enough to make people feel It hurts! Be patient! Look how infatuated the villains are! The reason for beating a bucket of paste is to revive the daughter-in-law! Okay, so that's what happened to the girl's father who fell to death~ I don't blame you~ I'm hard-pressing the uncle~
and later, the young and frivolous male pig planned to single out the villain uncle directly, and the result must be a defeat. The most bloody element during the period must be the villain!
The first is the villain's machete! It's a pair of knives, and they're all curved! Well, don't be sloppy, they are really two machetes, they are quite cute to play! The male pigs who were attacked and cut in a linear manner by various clouds and flowing waters fled. And then I have to mention a handful of grit in the palm of the goth queen --> just breathe and you'll turn into a gritty warrior! Cut the male pigs and female pigs wildly on the screen! Cute!
Later, the male pig was rescued by a friend, and then he and the female pig circled around in a cave. I tell you it's very beautiful, the photos are very realistic, and they are all naked~ You can clearly see all kinds of pearls and jades~~ It's not just the pearls and jades of the female pigs, I pointed to the male pigs early in the morning and fell asleep on their stomachs. The obvious two PP eggs smiled at my children's shoes and said, "You should admit it, can you compare the buttocks of ghosts to domestic men?" My children's shoes only confessed in shame.
Then the pig girl was taken away by the goth heroine, and then the male pig went to rescue the female pig - during the period - the bandit guides the way - and then there is the monster fight scene! It feels like the kind of mutant big octopus that is extremely cold! There is also the scene where the villain guard is bitten off by the waist and the upper body floats to the surface~~~
Finally, it is the finale of HE where the evil is invincible~ Let's go and
see! This is a bloody good movie that is worth having a BBQ at home!
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