- This movie tells you
that first of all I have to say that America is not a good place, why?
Zombies are everywhere, cults are rampant, and even the president burps in the chaos.
As soon as the male protagonist appeared, his parents died in an instant. I have to sigh that the zombies in this are real zombies or vampires. They react very quickly and move quickly. This is my first impression. I thought that this might be A good film, at least very cool, but TM I was wrong.
Then the protagonist follows the zombie hunter, and of course the ultimate goal is to go to Eden, to a place that is said to have no zombies (really religious ~~~ Tucao) on the
way, I met two cultists who wanted to rape the old nun. Sorry, you say you spend more money to find something more beautiful? You have to call your aunt next door. Let's get back to the point, don't look at the razor-sharp hunter killing zombies, the killing is even more unequivocal, PiaPia twice, the rapist duo fell to the ground, what a hero to save "Mei", I subconsciously applauded.
Going further, I was caught by the father of one of the duo. These gangsters are amazing. They formed a fraternity, believing that the zombies were sent by God to purify the world. Their mission is to help God, and even their The monogram is also a bit like Nazi.
After grabbing it, what to do? The hunters are sent to feed the zombies, the women stay and play, and the male protagonist helps to make soy sauce. I have to admire the wisdom and vision of the villain, feed the hunters to the zombies, how about you spoil the zombies? ! Otherwise, if you tie him up tighter, in short, you made a low-level mistake; no woman can understand the rampant zombies, but can you solve it yourself, you have to pull an old woman who looks like 60, the old woman is an old woman, she is still a nun , a nun is a nun. You just died and your son is still in such a good mood. It seems that the white devil will only use his lower body to think. I am the great Chinese people!
The male protagonist was on his way to make soy sauce. He thought that I had learned two tricks from the hunter. It's time to pretend and run away. What do you want to run for? Yes, it's a car. However, it was too late when I came to the car, and zombies were infested at night. Just when the hero was about to deal with the first zombie in his life, a big hand pulled him into the trunk. Master Hunter said: "Let me come, child, the world is ours and yours, but in the final analysis, it is still yours, so let me show my hands first.
Then the most classic scene appeared. The hunter, like a stunt double in Quentin's movie "Death Proof", drove his car into the zombies. This XX is still alive, haha. Just when everyone was about to gasp for breath, the zombies continued to attack the car window. To be honest, this kind of scene is too common, why do you still use it Director, Director! Yes, just don't look at it.
Go on, leave the old nun alone. The master and apprentice continued to move forward and reached a bar. Wow! It's good here, there are wine, there are beauties in stockings, the most important thing is that hunters can pretend to be coercive, and pretending to be coercive here can be spent as money, don't ask me why? It's the end of the world, and Bill Gates' money isn't going anywhere. Here the hunter only needs to gleam the teeth he has collected from the zombies, regardless of whether it is a glass or two of beer, as many as you want. You will ask, didn't he exchange things for others? This is called pretending to be coercive. Pay the bill first, and then pretend to be coercive. This is the real coercion!
It’s better to continue driving when it’s dawn. The little pregnant woman in the bar asks for a ride. Come on, let the chick get in the car. The fraternity is not out yet. There are levels everywhere. What should I do? First, use a pregnant woman to seduce a member to kill him, then put on the clothes of the fraternity, and then go through the level at night to see if you can fool it, no Still can't think of it, what should I do? Two words: let's do it! The protagonists all have the aura of the protagonist, and they feed the big villain (the one who slept with the nun) to the zombies. By the way, a black soldier was also saved during this period.
OK, go go go. Continue driving and rolling, the journey is smooth, and soon arrive at a small town, this is a good place, there are children painting on the roadside, merchants buy clothes, the key is to get a haircut, cool! The law of pretense still applies, three words: do not spend money. I organize my equipment during the day, and at night there is a party. There is a person at the party: the old nun, who ran from the villain and came here. The villagers were tearful when they saw the villagers, and before they started chatting, zombies fell from the sky (this is the Brotherhood, that is, the cult organization airdropped, intending to destroy everyone, and then let God recreate the world, a group of complete destroyers, Washington is like that finished).
It's dawn again, let's move on, this town has been destroyed in pieces, and the team has now become 5 people: the hero, the hunter, the pregnant woman, the black soldier, and the old nun.
In the next first encounter with the zombies, the old nun lured the zombies to attack her so as to protect the large army and died in battle. By the way, Christianity does not allow people to commit suicide, and those who commit suicide cannot enter heaven, but the old nun prayed for God's forgiveness before she died in order not to become a zombie.
Soon after, black soldiers were killed in the field.
Moving on, the pregnant woman is kidnapped by a clever zombie during the night.
Looking for pregnant women during the day, I found that the clever zombie was changed by the previous villain. Let's go ahead. The result of the battle, the hunter was injured, the hero was fine, and the villain was killed by the heart.
In the end, the master and the apprentice met a girl. The hero and the girl went to Eden. The hunter left without saying goodbye, leaving only his skull necklace. It seems that Zombieland is suitable for hunters.
The protagonist is given the necklace twice. The first time was the old nun's cross, the second time was the hunter's skull. The protagonist is the incarnation of hope. I always feel that this film is very religious. Adam and Eve went to the Garden of Eden, and other old nuns, black people, pregnant women, and even hunters escorted them all the way.
The nun believes in God, the child wears my cross
hunter and believes in strength, and the child sees my skeleton
PS: Canada is the last Garden of Eden, which fully shows that Canada is a good country!
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