I ate pig's trotter hotpot at noon, and after teasing a cat in a hotpot restaurant, I decided to go to Xidan, which is close to Line 4, and there are places to shop. The key is to find a place to rest. After strolling in the afternoon (still carrying my aunt on my back), I felt that my physical strength was not as strong as before, my back was sore and the heat was unbearable. So I suggested to the girl who was shopping with me, just go to the movies. Although the behavior of the two of us "have to go to a place that is twice as expensive to watch a movie" is full of grooves, but the feeling at the time was really - ah, forgive me, I'm really old when I'm old. okay. For something like a movie, it must be at the right time, at the right place, and with the right person to see the beautiful effect. Helpless, it was barely considered a personal harmony that day, and the right time and place were completely untouched. Therefore, it is reasonable to choose a movie like "Martial Arts".
Of course, I didn't say that "Wu Xia" is a bad movie. I'm afraid that the various crews that the universe can't stop now will offer a reward of 100,000 yuan to capture or kick out the Chinese team. I just want to say that when it comes to watching a movie, it is really necessary to choose a good partner. For example, if you want to watch a small European literary film, you must find a 13-year-old friend who is full of Bergman Fassbender Kieslowski; Robot fighting, you have to drag a dad who will fall asleep watching everything except explosions; if you want to watch a family ethics movie or a dog serum drama, you have to find a Korean drama girl (of course, it doesn't mean that I really will look for one Korean drama girl, because I don't watch family ethics movies at all, and I don't watch dog serum dramas)
If you want to watch the current Hong Kong movies, you have to find a mate.
But sadly, the girl sitting next to me was very decent. Although she finished laughing like me, she just didn't complain. So I feel very suffocated, like seeing with my own eyes what positions Obama and bin Laden are using, but I just can't use a small speaker to tell the world. But complaining about this kind of behavior is very casual. It's over after you vomit in the movie theater, and you can't remember it at all after watching the movie, especially a movie like martial arts. So I've been holding on to it until now. For this reason, I also bought a pirated DVD, just to rewatch it, but do I really have the courage to watch it again? I doubt.
1. About the main story line
In fact, the main line of the story of "Wu Xia" is quite ordinary - a serial killer or something, or a conscience found, or a prodigal son turned back and hid in a small mountain village, hoping to spend the rest of his life here. It's a pity that people's calculations are not as good as God's calculations. A small incident has attracted a super serious little policeman. The little policeman insists on discovering his dark past, and the dark past and so on will automatically come to him. In fact, the main line of this kind of story is clearly to catch one by one, which is very common. In the past two days, there were fugitives who were caught on a blind date show. This is more ups and downs than the main line of "Martial Arts".
Maybe Comrade Chen Kexin also felt that the plot was too unpredictable, so he began to add material to it like most directors. Plain yet? Add some national hatred! The enemy of the capital hates the family, so of course they have to add some martial arts! Donnie Yen is too old to move? Add some suspense! Can't make up the story? Do some philosophical thinking! Is philosophical speculation inconsistent? Exactly the most popular elements of schizophrenia and multiple personalities! Does it make sense to have multiple personalities? fine! Anyway, it's all girls who come to see Takeshi Kaneshiro. If you add a broken back, the rotten girls don't care about anything else!
So at the beginning of this film, it was actually quite amazing, I thought it was a Dali scenery film or something. A lot of people have already expressed their views on this, and I won't say much about it. When Donnie Yen is like Mongolian Wrestling or Desperate Housewives, when he hugs people to death and doesn't let go, there is actually no problem - he is of course a martial arts master, even if he doesn't have Donnie Yen's face, which one have you seen in the water? Can Wang Baquan still kill people? But after Mr. Jincheng appeared, the aura of this story became more and more crooked, more and more crooked, just like Mr. Jincheng's Sichuan dialect, although you can't tell the standard is not standard, but it is very inconsistent.
The most pitiful are the villagers. The villagers must think that they are acting in a Bollywood movie, because whenever they look at Donnie Yen with praise, admiration, and affectionate eyes, whenever I When they thought they were going to confess affectionately, they...they got together and started singing! "Good man Liu Jinxi, please eat a big pear" or something, that is, from that moment on, I kept getting farther and farther from the "serious" road without looking back. What a big pear! Why do good people eat pears! Folks, don't do this, okay? If it goes on like this, can Liu Jinxi's pears be bigger?
Then Mr. Jincheng appeared, and he was arrogant to the point of collapse. He not only ate and drank, but also silently lay on Donnie Yen's bedside and looked at other people's sleeping faces, but found that the other party was instantly arrogant when he was awake. of? Can Psychological Distortions Change Physical Characteristics? In the loneliness of the unbearably lonely night, he sat upright in the room and masturbated. Well, that's a very long acupuncture, but who's acupuncture is "pulling~plugging~pulling~plugging"? Seeing the warm and beautiful scene of Donnie Yen and his wife and children, he immediately overturned the vinegar jar, ran up to cut a hatchet, and then used schizophrenia as an excuse to shirk his responsibility: "Who said that you can't cut it in!" It's obviously your own good ! Schizophrenia or something is not an excuse at all. He was indeed despised by the villagers who worshiped Uncle Zidan. Just when I thought the villagers were going to surround him and beat him, the villagers...they formed a circle and then Start singing! This time, "Which one bullied Liu Jinxi, do you hate it or not"! It's disgusting, really! But what are you doing! If he wants to sing deaf, he might as well raise the volume!
After discussing for a long time in a cryptic way about "people who do bad things are all because of loneliness", the story unfolds. Teacher Zidan and Teacher Jincheng are on a mass grave without warning. Hug without emotion. I can only explain that the other hidden personality of Mr. Jincheng has already rolled over the sheets with Mr. Zidan at some point in time, otherwise what kind of trouble would this be? Then Mr. Jincheng brought Chakuai, but he also attracted terrorist organizations. For the safety of his sweetheart, Mr. Jincheng took the risk and came up with a method with a relatively high safety factor—playing dead.
It's a pity that both Jin Jincheng and Zidan underestimated the terrorist organization. This terrorist organization is formed by people, not by the blind bears. People have all kinds of emotions and six desires, and they won't leave after smelling like a blind bear. What's more, this terrorist organization is still a strange flower in such a wonderful movie. It can only pretend to be dead for a quarter of an hour, which is not enough at all! Mr. Zidan's eldest brother Guanghao was killed for 10 minutes. Mr. Jincheng almost crushed his pocket watch. Just when I thought they had finally finished the number, they would probably cut off one of Mr. Zidan's arm to communicate with each other. It turned out that I underestimated them again. They...they rode in a circle and started singing!
Pit father! Even terrorist organizations think this is a Bollywood movie!
A quarter of an hour is not enough to toss, so Mr. Jincheng is in a hurry and rushes up to beat his chest. I was embarrassed and shouted at the movie theater: "CPR is to cooperate with artificial respiration, you give me a kiss!" Just when I was worried that Mr. Jincheng would smash Mr. Zidan's ribs into his lungs when he went on like this, Zidan Teacher Dan finally lost his temper. Then everybody burst into laughter, and then everybody... everybody started singing again!
Asshole! Bully the soundtrack of this movie is a fresh graduate, so you don't pay according to the song, but according to the movie!
In the singing, Mr. Zidan, his arm was broken... his arm was broken. It is embarrassing for a strong man to break his wrist.
Teacher Zidan fell into Teacher Jincheng's arms...in his arms...in his arms...in his arms.
The elder brother said: Okay, we are all right, you can tell our father to go.
Teacher Zidan's expression seems to be "⊙Д☉" your sister! Heaven and earth! Say no sooner! Asshole! One more cut and I'll be Venus!
But he no longer had the strength to be shocked, and he fell softly into Teacher Jincheng's arms.
Facts have proved that "Father" still cares about Teacher Zidan very much. When he saw Teacher Zidan's broken arm, he shouted with a mouthful of food: "God!!!!!!!!!!" The whole movie was bursting with laughter.
Because the gods and horses are all floating clouds, so a floating cloud came, and the father of the terrorist organization was killed by lightning. Teacher Jincheng vomited blood like hemorrhage in his stomach. Maybe he ate too much when he was eating at Teacher Zidan's house. To be honest I think he can still be rescued.
Fortunately, Mr. Zidan didn't sing on the street in the end, otherwise I think I would really uproot the chairs in the movie theater and throw them on the screen.
2. Regarding the characters
, I neither like nor dislike Chen Kexin. When I first saw the nomination certificate, I didn't feel it.
But Chen Kexin has a very likable feature, that is, whether it is "Famous Name" or "Martial Arts", he makes Mr. Jincheng very cute. Much cuter than that Zhuge Mengmeng who "knows a little bit about everything and has a more colorful life". In these two films, Mr. Jincheng is very natural and very natural. I'm not a fan of Mr. Jincheng, and I think Mr. Jincheng's facial features are very beautiful, but when combined with his face, I don't know why I can't say what's awkward, but the naturally dumb teacher Jincheng is very beautiful. It's very funny, and it also adds the technical house elements and personality split elements that have been very fashionable in recent years.
So I was very happy to watch Mr. Jincheng transform into the famous detectives Conan and Jin Tianyi, and restore the crime scene in various ways. When Mr. Donnie Yen fell into the tree, he explained some pseudo-scientific principles such as "density is one-eighth of air", and connected circuits during thunderstorms. . Physically blind I don't understand, aren't people inherently conductors? Why does it have to be a needle in the head and another in the foot?
In fact, Mr. Jincheng's life was very hard. His father-in-law sold counterfeit medicines, and he was a glass-hearted man. When he was reported, he committed suicide. You can see that Zhang Wu and Ma Yueling are living well now, but you will commit suicide if you have any trouble? It caused a big crack in the husband and wife relationship between Mr. Jincheng and his wife; when you went out to handle a case and rubbed it in someone's house, he was poisoned, which caused a lot of crack in Mr. Jincheng's personality. After all, who told you to handle the case and eat it wherever you went? Yes; he had to borrow money from his wife who sold counterfeit medicine, which caused a big crack in Teacher Jincheng's self-esteem; in the end, he was beaten by the final boss and even his body had a big crack, and this time it was completely mitotic. In the end, Mr. Jincheng, who looked at everything coldly, was like Ling Boli in the sink. He inherited all the memories of the last Mr. Jincheng, but he just didn't love Mr. Zidan anymore...
As for Mr. Zidan, Miss Zheng said she hates him very much, but I'm okay, but what he does is sleepwalking and letting go of the whole movie, his eyes are very blank, and I can't help but complain that myopia doesn't matter, you should be invisible. In fact, Teacher Zidan is a true actor. He is just a passerby with a big "?" on his face. If he met Tang Wei by the river, he would be Liu Jinxi; if he met Sun Li, then he would be Guan Yunchang ; If it was Xiong Dailin, what he didn't say, it must be Ye Wen. Tang Wei's question was very good. If Teacher Zidan met someone else by the river, would he go with her? It will, but what we see is another movie.
Finally, no one complained about Tang Wei's ex-husband? How obsessed are you with your favorite pillow? Running away from home with nothing but a pillow?
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