Our colleague's sister's husband came, so he enjoyed two days, eating a big meal and watching a movie. Coincidentally, there are no particularly good movies recently, so the three sisters in the dormitory and my brother-in-law went to the cinema to watch "Butterfly on the Shoulder", and my brother-in-law's confidant and I watched "Martial Arts".
At the beginning of the martial arts show, it was charming and sentimental, and within five minutes, the knowledge of fitness and traditional Chinese medicine began to be popularized, and the animation teaching was particularly vivid, which made people afraid and disgusting. .
The scenery is still ok, the waterfall is still gorgeous, Li Xiaoran is like a nun, no wonder, she has been awkward with her husband for many years and is a strong woman in a family business executive, usually like this. Tang Wei is still so low-key and beautiful, the beauties in the crowd, the ordinary in the beauties, just like a certain phrase that is well avoided and light: "This girl looks very temperamental and has acting skills." And Donnie Yen, with your bitter face, do you still want to keep a low profile? Still want to hide?
There are a lot of slow-motion thieves in the movie, and Xiao Wu is afraid that we martial arts blind people can't understand it, so he also breaks down the shots, turning them one by one, analyzing the genre and explaining the strength. I mean, oops, could it be that Donnie Yen is a descendant of Murong in Gusu? You are wrong, the director wants to tell us that as a science student, you must apply what you have learned! The effect of force is mutual.
Brother Xiaowu's Sichuan dialect should be uttered by himself, right? As a non-Sichuan native, it sounds very happy, Xiao Wu, in fact, your major is not Chinese medicine, nor is it solving cases, you are a great physicist, you were born in the wrong age, brother. Brother Xiao Wu fought his wits and courage to pull Donnie Yen off the bridge, and let Donnie hang from the tree for half a minute to explain the effect and influence of air resistance on Qinggong. The most bizarre is the ending, the rain is majestic, the big brother of the underworld can't be hacked to death, beaten to death, hacked to death, exhausted, and he is very brave with one enemy, but his heroic defeat in the end is because of a needle and neck under his feet. A pin on the top has struck a lightning bolt. Is it called a live wire and ground wire or what?
Brother Xiao Wu also plays with self-splitting from time to time, and he is especially good at deceiving people.
The aunts and elder brothers in the remote mountainous areas are particularly good at singing, and even the brothers and sisters in the underworld are all tenor and soprano. I especially want to know why you all speak Mandarin to the standard. Why did Brother Wu, who is an intellectual, not change his accent in his temples and hair?
Actually, at the end of the film, I understood. This is a popular science film about literature, martial arts, and love. What the director really wanted to say is that if you come out and mess around, you will be dumped sooner or later. The more handsome the male banker, the less reliable. You see, Tang Wei's ex-husband absconded with his family's favorite pillow one morning because of postpartum depression; Brother Donnie Yen abandoned his godfather and determined to inherit his family's lineage and achieved this great cause - forgive me Me, there is a shot of Tang Wei washing fish clams. At first, I didn't understand it. I thought it was a doudou to tempt my husband in the evening, but it turned out that people were full and warm thinking. Xiaopen friends can ask Baidu Aunt Ha - continue, Xiaowu brother appeared in their village after Zhenye accidentally made a contribution, and Zhenye understood that his doom was coming, and the man in his destiny finally Come here, the deer can't stop pounding in his heart, and he is afraid that he will not be able to forgive his eldest wife Tang Wei. Xiao Wu has been pestering Master Zhen and hurting him, and he wants to live in someone else's house. , to love him is to set him free! But I didn't expect Xiaowu to bring a bunch of stinky men back to cause trouble. When I was young, I didn't know love. Xiaowu, why don't you understand my heart? ? Of course, he didn't know that Xiao Wu's first love had failed, so he had already cured his love point by acupuncture. There are often such misunderstandings between lovers, right?
The ultimate underworld eldest brother still won't win the heart of Zhenye, hey, love is like this, whoever loves first, loses, do you understand, brother! Although you are tall and mighty, but Lord Zhen has been serving you for so many years, you want to give people a blue sky.
A few days ago, the buddies of the first sisters saw her off and invited her to dinner. After eating half of it, she stopped moving. We asked, do you want to eat? He said, I am slow, there is still the second half. This second half came to nothing after that. "Martial Arts" is like eating a bland dish. In the first half, I was eager to try it and always felt that there was a lock of anticipation. When the second half of the paper was peeled off, I was left in despair.
Like "Martial Arts", love is always full of expectations at the beginning, eager to try, and later, it is powerless.
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