"Martial Arts" = "Please bring a lightning rod when you go out"

Ericka 2022-03-24 09:03:22

Open your eyes, this title is not a review, this title is a spoiler.

I believe, I really believe that Chen Kexin's tube really wants to make a small literary film about the various spirits and connotations of martial arts.
but!
This is really, really is a popular science comedy from HLL!

Listen, Xiaowu children's shoes have started to give lectures

——————————Popular Science———————————————

Popular Science 1: Snakes have to hit seven inches, and people will lose their fascination and lose their tendons. .
As a medical graduate, I honestly don't remember how many cents the vagus nerve had to do with the temples. After struggling in every possible way, I still resisted the urge to flip through the map. Just let Xiaowu Chuanzi popularize biological knowledge for me! With one punch, how can you cut off the nerve without bursting the blood vessels? This is really a unique skill. In the detailed explanation of Xiaowu Children's Shoes, as well as the detailed explanation of the red blood cells, blood vessels, nerves, etc. , I still haven't figured out what kind of vibration it is that allows the blood vessels to remain so strong in the case of dilation, while the nerves hang up first. Well, the point is, Xiaowu children's shoes have used a wealth of clinical and theoretical knowledge to uncover a corner of the bloody case and uncover the truth of the story...

Popular Science 2: Gravitational acceleration, it counts to make you cry!
This... Zidan's shoes fell on the branch, why did it break the branch? Yep! It's not that the branches are too powerful, it's that Zidan's children's shoes are easy to work! Why do you say that? Yep! Because the physics of Jin Chengwu children's shoes is very good, the acceleration of gravity can be calculated with a bar! However, with more detailed calculation steps, it should be easier to understand, right? Teacher Xiao Wu?

Popular Science 3: Lightning Rod vs Lightning Rod When I was a
child, my natural science teacher said that the plug on the head of the house is called a lightning rod, but if it is not grounded, it is a lightning rod. The crux of the problem is that if it is not inserted in the head of the house, but in the head of the person, then in any case, it must be a lightning rod! Really drop~ really drop~ This... Xiaowu children's shoes, I really admire you very much~~
After going through these vivid courses, I really feel that, Xiaowu Children's Shoes, you are absolutely and must be qualified for three titles: biology class representative, physics class representative, and natural science class representative! ! !

——————————————Comedy ———————————

On the issue of comedy, Tang Wei’s children’s shoes have no contribution because of the soy sauce bottle, so I don’t even mention her . Xiao Wu's children's shoes are snarky, and the obscene little glasses are immune to the occasional smoke, so I don't even mention it. Zidan's father Hachedaba's gossip, I can't bear it... let's just say one - his father, why did you die?

The highest level of shit. Well, this can be.
Every wuxia who is fighting for defeat has a very special way of dying: self-mutilation, emotional injury, or the sudden appearance of a big boss who is more powerful than the boss. Director Chen thought about it carefully. The first one was used by his son, and the second one was too old for me. The third one... The big boss must have a stronger aura. Apart from the 72 Earth Demons, there are indeed two A gangster, but it is estimated that this foreshadowing is a bit long, and it is not enough time. Director Chen was a little depressed, how to fight the boss?
Finally, a flash of lightning pierced the sky, and accidentally pierced through the heavenly cover, and the boss was KO'd like that. It's a pity that the little ones have all self-harmed with Zidan children's shoes, so no one will send peaches to the boss. So, the boss really hangs like this.
The thunder is rolling, the outside is coke and the inside is tender.

If it weren't for the beautiful martial arts movements of Director Chen, if it wasn't for the charming images of Tang Wei mm and Xiaowu gg, if it wasn't for this vivid and comedy science education class, I think, I would definitely do it for my three Ten Yuan Yang sighed: "Dad!" However, for the sake of Daddy, I decided to let Director Chen go.

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Dragon quotes

  • Xu's investigator: [referring to Liu Jin-Xi] He's a reformed man.

    Detective Xu Bai-Jiu: We're not here to reform criminals.

    Xu's investigator: Then what's our purpose?

    Detective Xu Bai-Jiu: [sternly] To serve the law!

    Xu's investigator: If the law doesn't help reform people, what good is it?

  • Detective Xu Bai-Jiu: Is the law really more important than humanity?