Bad movies like "skyline" are outrageous

Tyrel 2022-03-24 09:02:03

In the past, it was not easy to comment on the good or bad of a movie, especially the bad. Everyone has their own unique feelings about watching movies, even if the place that moves it is trivial, the reason why people feel happy when watching movies and are happy to go to the cinema to engage in such paid entertainment is precisely because everyone has their own Unique aesthetics and taste, the so-called entertainment, this is the greatest value. If we have the opportunity to watch a certain movie before others, we will try our best to sell our opinion and preferences, and try to discourage or recommend others to watch or not watch it. I think this is unfair to the persuaded. He has absolutely no obligation to listen to you, and your chattering comments have disturbed his own movie-watching taste, which is serious and immoral.

But this time, I said to myself, let myself be immoral once! About this clumsy and stupid movie called "skyline". Because it's not as simple as disappointment, it's the rage of being fooled. Clumsy - from the setting of the movie's theme to the performance of the actors, to the production of the scene; stupid - from the design of the movie's plot to the sublimation of the movie's emotion, and even the movie poster.

The propaganda poster claims that the special effects of the movie are produced by the company responsible for the giant productions such as "Avatar" and "The Day After Tomorrow". If this is the case, I think it is the result of the part-time staff of the production company fiddling with while on vacation by the sea, and the director even wants it. , or do you have to do it because you can't afford the more expensive ones? Let's talk about the plot: a couple came to a buddy's house in Los Angeles from another city. The little black buddy has a prosperous business, drives a Bentley, lives in a luxury penthouse, and the first night after meeting is the little black's luxurious birthday party. , a cliché carnival scene. The couple didn't know that his buddies were going to hire them to work for him. There was a conflict between the couple and they said they shouldn't come to Los Angeles because of this. At this time, the woman found out that she was pregnant. The beginning of the movie spends a lot of space describing this, chattering. What does it have to do with aliens coming to Earth? Facts have proved that there is no relationship at all, and there is no support, foreshadowing or even contrast for the subsequent plot. If you don't quarrel, the aliens won't come? Probably just to prove one point: Coming to Los Angeles was a mistake. One of those stupid things.

Actors are not fourth-rate, but at least third-rate. The male protagonist has an innocent face all day long. He is neither handsome, nor macho, let alone intelligent. In fact, he is a lame coward. When he and the little black buddy rushed to the balcony of the top floor with a camera and a pistol they bought to see the back of the alien monster come into your eyes, you would suddenly feel what kind of bird you are fooled by stupidity Taste - It turns out that the two people who are flamboyant, handsome, and majestic standing on the poster of alien monsters on the roof are actually stupid civilians. So, what else is there to watch? Sure enough, the little black man hung up early. The male protagonist was captured by a monster and made into a monster, but he still uses his own brain and has a sense of right and wrong. At this time, the movie ends. We can guess that 1,000% of this movie has a sequel, and the sequel is nothing more than the efforts of the conscious protagonist who has been turned into a monster to destroy the alien monster? One hundred percent so. It's just that I don't know how many episodes the director will shoot.

What I have to say is the creation of the movie's emotions, I feel as uncomfortable as I suspect that I have eaten flies. I don't know if it's about portraying a hero, or promoting loyal love! The only person who can show some heroism is the fat property manager. When he turned on the gas and tried to kill himself with the monsters, we suddenly found that he only killed one of the insignificant monsters, But there are thousands of monsters, and it is not worth mentioning that his death is not worth mentioning. The key point is that his death cannot make the audience feel great and mighty, and there is no tragic effect of the fall of a hero. In short, when the movie wants the audience to be sad, it doesn't feel sad, when it wants the audience to laugh, it feels awkward, and when it wants the audience to be angry, it feels stupid. Take into account not to make too much noise! That feeling, you know.

Not to mention the theme, Hollywood uses the rotten sci-fi disaster film theme, which is similar to the recent "Battle of Los Angeles". But the poster also used a word: Thriller.

From this, we have to ask, how could such a bad film be introduced to China, and it even went to the theaters in a grand manner. Film import and export companies and distributors, really, you guys are cheating yourselves together. Also, some small domestic productions are suppressed, but they are very smart, can you give them some opportunities? Niche movies are highly nutritious and have their own audiences who know what to buy. Remember the director of the film above: The Strauss Brothers. Don't think it's a famous composer! Please guys.

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Extended Reading
  • Gennaro 2022-03-27 09:01:09

    This movie is that the aliens keep sucking and sucking, and the heroine makes a frightening sound like a sex climax.

  • Earl 2022-04-23 07:02:25

    It’s rare to see a movie that I can’t watch anymore, because even if it’s a bad movie, I’ll have to watch it before I can make a responsible evaluation of it: It’s really bad!

Skyline quotes

  • [first lines]

    Elaine: [a bright blue light shines through the blinds and the bed shakes] Oh, how's it morning already?

  • Jarrod: Where we going?

    Oliver: All the way to the top is the safest place I can think of.

    Jarrod: We were just up there.

    Oliver: You want to stay the hell with them, be my guest.