Uncle Cage, what's wrong with you? ?

Uriah 2022-03-23 09:02:04

I must admit, I was fooled by the tomato sauce flying around in the opening minutes.

First of all, he was attracted by the thighs of Uncle Cage and the beautiful woman. At the beginning, Uncle Cage came all the way, and the flesh and blood were flying all over the sky. I was so excited in my heart that Uncle Cage changed his route and started to receive B-level films!
Then, Ma Hong suddenly appeared! ! Still looking utterly insane. . . Inexplicably said that he was an accountant, and then left.
For the next 30 minutes, I followed the B-level film in a normal way, and made various tributes to various films along the way. I am eagerly looking forward to the performance of Uncle Cage and Uncle Ma Hong. . .

but!
After the first thirty minutes, I suddenly entered a strange state, and the switch between literary and martial arts was very strange! The dialogue of the literary drama is pale, the music is weak, and it cannot be connected with the martial arts drama at all. The audience seems to be traveling back and forth between the two films! And it makes the whole movie weird and dull! Not addicting!
I gritted my teeth and kept watching, looking forward to a small climax at the end. . . But I didn't expect it to be so dull all the way to the end!
There is no bloody picture in the second half!
Even the death of a cult boss is not enough fun!
And Uncle Cage didn't even OOXX with the female pig's feet! Isn't it a customary rule to hit a female pig's foot with a shot or an N shot? Uncle Cage, what are you pretending to be a little fresh? !
Not addicting!
Could it be that the uncle has just transformed into a B-level film, and there are still not many?
Throughout the past few years, the films received by Uncle Cage have not been well received except for KICK-ASS, and Uncle KICK-ASS is not a pig's foot! Uncle, what are you swollen about? When will you be able to regain your former glory!

To Samsung, one is female pig, one is Ma Hong, one is various tributes and the beautiful scenery of the west

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