Then guess what?

Arielle 2022-04-24 07:01:15

The film tells the story of Aguilera, who was born in the countryside but has dreams, came to Los Angeles to start her acting dream and found a job as a waitress at a bar owned by Cher.

Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Later, Aguilera began to perform on stage with her own strength.

Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Aguilera later became the mainstay of the bar.

Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Then Aguilera got lost.

Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Aguilera later returned.

But Cher's bar will soon be bought by the bad guys because of debt. Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Aguilera later helped Cher win the bar back.

Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Then Aguilera found true love.

Then guess what? Oh~~ you guessed it! Then the movie ends.

The plot is so lackluster, it's a cliché story of a pheasant turning into a phoenix. As a musical, the music in this film is nothing special. One word, "boring"! I had to keep fast-forwarding to barely see the entire movie.

Download it, I'm here for my grandmother, Cher, who's acting like an Oscar winner. But as for Aguilera, she's a pure rookie with clumsy acting skills, and you're still far away if you want to enter Hollywood!

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Burlesque quotes

  • Nikki: [annoyed] Didn't your mama ever tell you it's not polite to stare?

    Ali Rose: You-You're just so damn beautiful, I...

    Nikki: Well in that case, screw your mama and stare away.

    Ali Rose: No one would *ever* know.

    Nikki: Know what?

    Ali Rose: That you're a dude.

  • Nikki: What the hell is that waitress doing here? I want that bitch *out*.

    Sean: And what did she *ever* do to you?

    Nikki: She said I looked like a drag queen!

    Sean: Well, that can't be the first time that's happened before.