Whoa whoa whoa! ! !

Mckenna 2022-04-23 07:03:01

It's been a long time since I saw a film that made me feel so, and the last step seems to be "I Love You Morris". The songs are almost good, CA is really strong in singing, and CHER is also okay, but I never thought that Mao GaY should like her, shouldn't I like handsome guys =. = Don't PIA me! ! ! Cam Gigandet is unreasonably handsome, and his voice is so magnetic. With the footage of him appearing, I feel like my adrenaline is pumping like crazy, 囧.
The plot is there, but it's just a cliché, but WHO CARES, there are good songs and handsome guys to watch, it's worth it.

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Burlesque quotes

  • Jack: Oh, I uhm... I finished a song. I think it's pretty good.

    Ali Rose: [chuckles] Can I hear it?

    Jack: No. But...

    [pause, handing Ali a songsheet]

    Jack: you can sing it.

  • Nikki: [Waiting for Tess as she is exiting the club] Tess, we need to talk.

    Tess: No.

    Nikki: Yes!

    Tess: I'm tired, Nikki.

    Nikki: Well, then you can just listen. We built this club together and, and then, some girl just shows up from out of nowhere, who hasn't even paid her dues - -!

    Tess: How do you know what dues she's paid? This chick doesn't sing that way because she's had it easy.

    Nikki: "They don't come to here us sing, Nikki"! Or... or, or, is that... is that just bullshit, now?

    Tess: You know, you're drunk. Go inside and call a cab.

    Nikki: I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED BY SOME SLUT WITH MUTANT LUNGS!

    Tess: Then leave!

    Nikki: [Gasps] You'd ruin our friendship over some girl you barely know? So much for loyalty!

    Tess: Since when did you know anything about loyalty? How many Goddamn times have I peeled you off the sidewalk? How many blackouts? How many times have I held your head over the toilet bowl while you threw up everything, but your memories?

    Nikki: OKAY FINE! But I will not stand in the back, Tess, you need to fix this-...

    Tess: You think you're my only problem? I'm about to lose my club! I'm about to lose the only thing that means anything to me! I have more to worry about than trying to keep you from pouring Tequila on your Cheerios!

    Nikki: Fine. Fine. I QUIT!

    Tess: I'm glad!

    [Nikki gets into her car and starts the engine]

    Tess: Nikki, don't drive.

    Nikki: By the way, I slept with Vince the night after your honeymoon.

    [She makes a U-Turn and begins driving off in a rage, with Tess bashing Nikki's backdoor window with a crowbar]

    Nikki: YOU CRAZY BITCH!