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Eloy 2022-03-23 09:02:37

Best movie I've watched this year.

It is estimated that many people were depressed in the first 2 minutes. I kept thinking evilly about when Ferrari would overturn and explode, and after N laps, a SB star appeared. It turns out that this symbolizes the luxurious and boring life of its SB.

Then there is TWINS' pole dance with good ends. I can't wait to slap her in the face when I watch it, it's too TMD art. If Kun was the director, he would have designed a perverted man similar to Kill Bill to cut these two nuns into pieces.

Later, when Little Loli appeared, I was wickedly guessing what kind of metamorphosis Little Loli would encounter, and the plot took a turn for the worse. It turned out that the word 1W was omitted below.

At the end of the film, I thought that SB would drive down the Grand Canyon after robbing the bank like the peerless double arrogance, but the result is.... The word 10W is omitted here.

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Somewhere quotes

  • Johnny Marco: What's that book about again?

    Cleo: It's about this girl that's in love with this guy. But he's a vampire, and his whole family's vampires. So she can't really be with him.

    Johnny Marco: Why doesn't she become one too?

    Cleo: doesn't she become one too? Cleo: Because she can't. He doesn't want to turn her into a vampire. And if she gets too close to him, he won't be able to help himself.

    Johnny Marco: Oh, man.

  • Johnny Marco: Whoa! What the fuck, dude?

    Ron the Masseur: Oh. Did they not tell you how I work?

    Johnny Marco: No.

    Ron the Masseur: I have a website that explains my technique. I feel that if my client's naked, it's just more comfortable if I meet them at the same level.

    Johnny Marco: Yeah, it's - it's not for me. Thanks, though. Why don't you just pack it up.

    Ron the Masseur: Alright.

    Ron the Masseur: [after putting his clothes back on] S'sorry about that.

    Johnny Marco: Nah, it's cool.