Under the high magnification camera, the snail, like the soprano singer in the fifth element, appeared as domineering and exposed. Two, lingering, every inch of the skin on the belly is tightly adsorbed together, you are convex and I am concave, I let you go, I am completely in you, and I have you in me. I have seen quite a few scenes and live scenes of animal mating, and this is the only one that can achieve such a unity of "cow". The person watching was heartbroken and heartbroken, and vaguely heard the voice of swallowing behind him. If Avatar's cut shots were designed with snails as prototypes, it could well be the first film to win both an Oscar and an adult Oscar. In order to avoid the embarrassment caused by going too deeply into the movie when watching the film in public, I began to think about some non-YY technical topics, such as why the snail's married life can be so harmonious. First of all: they are in the same household and have houses, so it can be inferred that they all have hukou in the same area, and there will be no psychological pressure of being nurtured or eating soft food during mating; A bad environment will give people the idea of doing immoral things, never stimulate more hormones, and always perform better. Huang Ama also sighed like "you raped me" after Ye He; thinking of this, I was at a loss for words, so I discussed it with my drooling buddies. The third point: snails, like Atlantic scallops, are hermaphroditic animals, and they fully understand each other's mentality and "body." And as a male and a female, how can we expect to achieve such a harmonious state? I thought of the first story in "Broken Things", "Men and Women", and the joke that won the championship of the American Lie Contest was "There was once a man, I knew a woman", so I calmly accepted the relationship between the previous and the opposite sex When it happened, I felt indignant and misunderstood, "I don't believe in love anymore". After all, we are not snails with two reproductive systems in one house.
So, don't suffer because your lover doesn't understand your thoughts, it's mission impossible in itself.
Under a high-powered camera, flies are actually quite beautiful. When the wings are folded, it is like a surfboard on the head of a jeep heading to the sea; the process of opening the wings is like a trot with an open top at the door of a nightclub, closing the hard top slowly and mechanically; at the moment of take-off, the wings are fully opened , people can't help but think of the sacred clothes of Daai, Minos and the five bronze sluts in the Pure Land of Bliss. It is said that there is a plant called holly, and there are few bees in the place where it grows, so it emits a smell that flies like (there is also a saying that it imitates a certain characteristic of female flies), and it spreads pollen through flies. It can be seen that flies and bees are essentially two insects that are not much different. Just because flies can spread various diseases that are harmful to humans, such as cholera, injury, dysentery, and hepatitis, they are included in the four pests, and are prevented, driven, encircled, and AOE by us all day long.
So, whether your actions are right or not, do not violate the interests of those in power.
Under the high-powered camera, the ants always come and go in a hurry (conditioned reflex forced me to go to the bathroom when I wrote this). Find food, meet predators, dig burrows, and feed babies. A long time ago, I didn’t understand how this underground kingdom was captured by the camera in 360° all-weather. Later, I learned that there is a photography method, which is to move the ant colony together with the whole piece of soil to the studio and place it in two separate pieces. Not far from the middle of the glass. In the filming crew, a shading cloth was placed on the glass, a camp bed was set up next to it, and three shifts of 24-hour monitoring were carried out. So the life of this group of ants is as open and transparent as the chat records in the company computer with monitoring software installed, and it is displayed in front of people all over the world.
So, don't think that being a star is very beautiful, you have to sleep with the director.
Under the high-powered camera, the dung beetle, on the soft ground covered with gravel, tried to push his food and dowry - dung balls. The ball pushed the front of a small tree fork, and the tree branch got stuck in it deeply. Da Qiang (the dung beetle looks like the cousin of a cockroach, so...) pushed hard, once, twice, three times, even if he put his own The body pushed into the soft mud under his feet, but the ball remained motionless. So he went around to the left, right, and above until he came to the back of the ball to find the crux. Daqiang was very excited and burst out with his seventh sense, thinking of his sister in Greece, his dead mother, his lover in China, and his teacher on the island. More than 100 words are omitted here. . . Finally, Xiong Jiu pushed the trophy away with anger. Many people who watched the film laughed, because in our opinion, it was just a dung ball, although for Daqiang, it was the whole world. Then, in the world for us who are tossing about the opposite sex for fame, fortune, house registration, yacht, and more intelligent creatures or slightly more advanced kind of people, will it be equivalent to the big dung ball running around the ground in our eyes? strong?
So make sure what you're doing isn't really shit, and then get busy.
Under the high magnification camera, as soon as the beetle appeared on the stage, I recalled in my mind, "Since you asked sincerely, we will tell you with great compassion! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to maintain world peace; to implement love and truth The evil, cute and charming villain: Musashi! Kojiro! We are Team Rocket traveling across the galaxy..." Only this time the protagonist does not have Pikachu, but a duel between two almost identical beetles. Hit from the tree to the tree, hit the tree again, and fall together. Scratching, poking, piercing, biting, using an attempted depth charge, the two beetles use all the organs and techniques at their disposal. In "The Naked Ape", Professor Morris once mentioned that there are only two possibilities for non-recreational fights between the same species, for food and for mating rights. From the interests of the whole race, when fighting for food, the two sides generally do not use hunting weapons of mass destruction, such as feline teeth and claws, generally with the surrender of one party as the final result. In the competition for mating rights, the two sides have no scruples, and generally the final result is one party's disability or permanent withdrawal. Humans, even though they are more advanced animals, cannot escape this basic law. From kindergarten to graduating from university, the beauties were successively picked up by the monitor, the gangster, the basketball captain, the lead singer of the band, the rich second generation and the uncle Duojin. And boys' dreams in chronological order are to become class leaders, young and dangerous, to play sports, to play music, to have a sports car, and to have a high-quality uncle. In addition to competition in such fields, in the competition for houses, stable invisible income and industry status, a considerable number of people subconsciously want to get more attention from the opposite sex. Many communities with good geographical locations become mistress concentration camps. Clauses provide strong arguments. The pursuit of the opposite sex can indeed generate the power to promote human progress, but there is still a class of NB characters in history that is not good for this. As a prince, Enrique never married (of course, I have no way of verifying how much he slept), and most of his energy was devoted to the career of sailing, which eventually made Portugal, which was born with insufficient conditions, a global power. Elizabeth I, who never married, gave birth to a powerful English nation. There are also many men in our culture who, after being castrated by chance, threw themselves into their work, and ended up doing great things. Sima Qian, Cai Lun, Zheng He, Dongfang Invincible and so on.
Therefore, the motivation is not an order of magnitude in order to get food, a higher rate of return to bed, or a more ambitious goal.
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