This is a very real, very joyful story.
Bear is the host of a TV show "The Secrets of Wilderness Survival". The content of this show is that Bear is in the wilderness and teaches you how to survive in a variety of extremely harsh environments. One night, as usual, Bear would make a fire. Fire can give people hope, and can be used for heating, lighting, driving away wild animals, etc. Of course, it also attracts some insects, just like there are always swarms of flying insects under the street lamp, like the idiom of moths to fire, always. Some beings also like fire. (Wong Kar-wai?) Okay, let's get to the point. Before going to bed, Bear said that he would prepare breakfast for tomorrow, so he took a plastic bottle and worked for a long time before going to bed. After waking up the next day, Bear waved the bottle in his hand for the camera, and he got a lot: mantises, crickets, moths, locusts, scorpions, and a beetle. He said: "The easiest way to eat insects is to make an insect burger. Not much to say, direct on-site teaching, I saw that he held all these insects in his hand, and used the other hand to press, grasp, Squeeze, squeeze...the insects crack and pop until they form a patty (the insects' guts and body fluids just have a certain amount of adhesion). OK, our insect burger is ready! Of course, this thing is not for viewing, Bear picked up the meat patty, took one last look, and then, without saying a word, shoved the whole thing in his mouth - this is what TV shows want! I saw him chewing , At the same time, green juice flowed from the corners of the mouth, you can imagine how hideous the expression is without me telling you. Chewing and chewing, "What is this? "At this time, he could still speak. Bear pulled a leg out of his mouth. It turns out that the legs of these insects have small barbs. When chewing, the legs of the insects will run out~~ Then, finally, the chewing is almost done, Bear I used all my strength to get this "meat patty" from my mouth to the bottom of my throat... (Like an hourglass?) Breakfast is done! (Some classmates asked why he didn't bake it and eat it What? Actually, I think fried tastes better.) Usually in this show, every time Bear eats some strange "food", he will describe the taste to the audience, such as: like a big cold and sticky booger... ...and so on (want to hear it?) But this time, I just heard him say "OH GOD"
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