Cher

Wendy 2022-04-23 06:01:02

Can't think of a more gorgeous title than this. I went for Cher's grandmother, I really have no love for Christina, why are they all with a rough voice, Cher's feeling is so tender and gorgeous, Christina is like a transgender? Someone must have come over and said that you said the opposite, maybe I have bad taste. .

This movie is unavoidably compared with "Chicago", and the result is self-evident and obvious. It is much worse, not even as good as "Nine". If there is no grandma Cher, it is estimated that the box office will have to drink the northwest wind. . The plot of the whole movie is too simple as expected. I like the cast very much. Someone in front of the film commented that the second half of the story was all singing and dancing in the first half of the plot. As a result, I was really looking forward to it, and in the end it felt bad. Christina became the lead singer so easily. It can be said that there are no twists and turns, and the first sound on the stage, to be honest, did not give people a stunning feeling. All the girls are in good shape, but Christina's sister's height of 1.58 meters is a little disabled. Fortunately, her big breasts can divert her eyes. Of course all girls have small breasts.

The actor is so good! Grandma Cher needless to say, she is very relieved to see this brave woman. At the age of 66, I have done countless cosmetic surgery. I don't care about the gossip of the world, but only pursue my own beauty and feelings. This kind of bravery is definitely not possessed by everyone. And these operations were not done in vain. At 66 years old, she looks like she is about 50 years old. Although her expression is very stiff, her acting skills have to be said to be superb, and her voice has not been reduced, which is still very touching. She can be elegant, can be very cool, changeable queen (changeable grandma). I hope she lives well. If she dies, I will feel really uncomfortable (crow's mouth should be closed quickly).

Christina really has no love for me. She looks a little baby-faced, has a very anal fissure, and has short legs and big breasts. I don't think this protagonist was chosen very well. There is no smell of dust, nor the ability to look back and smile Bai Meisheng, and never come out of the village girl's temperament. At the end of the performance, it still feels like it came from Iowa.

The handsome guy Cam Gigandet is going to become popular. Absolutely, these small eyes have never stopped, and he will go out completely naked. He will definitely become popular. The acting skills are not bad, the first male lead, the young man should develop well in the future, but it is estimated that it can be regarded as an embroidered pillow (lz has no logic in speaking, thank you).

I really like Stanley Tucci, even though he's gay here. I don't know if his gay acting is good or not, but he looks very similar, very cute, with glasses as always, a father-daughter relationship with the girls, a relationship with Cher beyond friends (cher seems to be a rotten girl), a strong backing . Alas, I hope that when I become an old man, I can have his demeanor, his wit, and his customs.

Eric Dane is so annoying playing a boring real estate agent. Are you annoying him? I didn't pull down that Grey's Anatomy for an episode, why didn't I understand how handsome he is? His face was like a waffle, and he had a beard that was about eight levels dirty. . . Talking like drinking Erguotou. . .

The last comment is Kristen Bell. The actress who came out of that veronica mars, she acted very well at the time, but since she entered the film industry, she was destined to not be a big star. Her acting skills can't come out in a pattern, and everything she plays looks the same. , In this play, it seems that he didn't sing it by himself, and I even found that the figure is not good, and the legs are very short. . . Like a little hamster. . Gee. . .

When the movie ended, I didn't want to come out of the empty theater and come back to reality. The American dream is to go to Hollywood. I asked my friend next to me that if you speak Chinese, where do you want to achieve such a dream? Beijing? ? friends laugh. We don't have hollywood. The closest place to my dream may be to go to the 100-story building of a small office in Beijing CBD to see the busy traffic. I can't help but feel a little sad, dream what the hell are you and where are you?

If you want to reply, please tell me which hollywood do you think we should go to as Chinese. Thank you, the landlord is very sleepy. I will go to bed for the meeting tomorrow morning (and I will not wash my feet).

If you like CA, feel free to give bad reviews~~~ The landlord doesn't care, taste is your own business, some people's foot wash, some people drink it as tea, whatever. .

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  • Jack: Oh, I uhm... I finished a song. I think it's pretty good.

    Ali Rose: [chuckles] Can I hear it?

    Jack: No. But...

    [pause, handing Ali a songsheet]

    Jack: you can sing it.

  • Nikki: [Waiting for Tess as she is exiting the club] Tess, we need to talk.

    Tess: No.

    Nikki: Yes!

    Tess: I'm tired, Nikki.

    Nikki: Well, then you can just listen. We built this club together and, and then, some girl just shows up from out of nowhere, who hasn't even paid her dues - -!

    Tess: How do you know what dues she's paid? This chick doesn't sing that way because she's had it easy.

    Nikki: "They don't come to here us sing, Nikki"! Or... or, or, is that... is that just bullshit, now?

    Tess: You know, you're drunk. Go inside and call a cab.

    Nikki: I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED BY SOME SLUT WITH MUTANT LUNGS!

    Tess: Then leave!

    Nikki: [Gasps] You'd ruin our friendship over some girl you barely know? So much for loyalty!

    Tess: Since when did you know anything about loyalty? How many Goddamn times have I peeled you off the sidewalk? How many blackouts? How many times have I held your head over the toilet bowl while you threw up everything, but your memories?

    Nikki: OKAY FINE! But I will not stand in the back, Tess, you need to fix this-...

    Tess: You think you're my only problem? I'm about to lose my club! I'm about to lose the only thing that means anything to me! I have more to worry about than trying to keep you from pouring Tequila on your Cheerios!

    Nikki: Fine. Fine. I QUIT!

    Tess: I'm glad!

    [Nikki gets into her car and starts the engine]

    Tess: Nikki, don't drive.

    Nikki: By the way, I slept with Vince the night after your honeymoon.

    [She makes a U-Turn and begins driving off in a rage, with Tess bashing Nikki's backdoor window with a crowbar]

    Nikki: YOU CRAZY BITCH!