The joy of a bad movie - "Skyline" (transfer)

Jerel 2022-03-23 09:02:04

If it wasn't for NASA's use of black holes to fool all the media, making me mistakenly think that aliens are really coming to pick us up. I wouldn't choose to watch an alien sci-fi movie like Skyline either. After watching it, I suddenly realized how happy it is to live on earth. Aliens definitely don't know what Lei 囧 is...

The film has the lowest rating on any website. When I just came out of the cinema, I said that the director should have no chance. Let's make the second film, and later found out that the director is a pair of brothers, and this is actually the second film! So some netizens posted: They are also brothers, why are they so different from the Coen brothers!

From the beginning of the film about what happened 15 hours ago, it is completely unable to bring the audience into the plot, a lot of meaningless descriptions and scenes and dialogues, I wonder if it is to show the brand of several sponsors? But I still have to say that the special connection is still good, and the appearance of those alien spaceships is quite dazzling. Other than that, I really don't know what to say. What word should I use to describe this film, it is a combination of all the vulgar plots, all kinds of loopholes, and no logical common sense.

There are several scenes in the film that make people applaud:
The first is when the aliens are coming, and a group of people are running. Suddenly it was slow motion, very slow, very slow... The audience I watched couldn't help laughing out loud. Then there's the hero fighting the ink octopus with his bare hands, and when the rubber alien lay on the ground, I suddenly felt like I was watching an early B-movie. Then, the male protagonist was dying, so the aliens who were chasing them just now all turned into jellyfish flying in the background, and the two preys exposed in broad daylight could not be seen at all. At the end, and the most vulgar, when they were sucked into the cabin, they kissed... kissed!

Just when we thought the film was over, the director challenged our patience once, the hero and heroine were not dead yet, and the hero also borrowed the body of an alien to come back to life... I don't want to narrate the rest, in short, it's Lei Shang Garley, everyone is burning up.

There was a lot of scolding outside the theater and in the bathroom, but everyone was still very happy. It seems that it is still necessary to occasionally come to such a bad movie for everyone to scold and vent.

Text / Zheng Ruoxing

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Extended Reading

Skyline quotes

  • Oliver: What the hell are you doing?

    Jarrod: We have to let them know we're here!

    Oliver: We'll let everything know we're here!

    Jarrod: Help is here! Don't you see? We need to go up to the roof and be rescued!

    Oliver: Does that look like a rescue chopper? Don't you get it? We are at war!

  • Oliver: All right. Let's say we make it out of the building... across the marina, down the docks, we even find your friend's boat and everything. Then what?

    Jarrod: We get the hell away from here!

    Oliver: Where to? Catalina? Down the coast?

    Jarrod: Anywhere but here! Any place is better than staying here!

    Oliver: How do you know? How do you know those things will not follow us? How do you know this isn't happening all over the world? We're safe here. We're here! We're alive!