When the twilight blacks onlookers are turned against the onlookers - a small comment [twilight big movie]

Daniela 2022-03-23 09:02:29

As a Twilight, I admit that I chose to spend an hour and a half at home watching this [Twilight Movie] on a sunny weekend just to watch Twilight's jokes. A few days ago, the buddies in the group were still discussing how sunny the minds of fantasy crowds can be. At that time, I used my own living example to justly refute them. Now I find that I was wrong, and they were actually right.
Just by looking at the English title of the film, one can sense a strong and red-fruited B-movie tone. I imagine it's a [Scary Movie] targeting Twilight, Wow, that's ZTM cool. The Twilight series turned the vampire werewolf into a joke, into a vulgar idol love scene that seduces ignorant boys and girls with a curiosity package, so we have reason to make it a joke too. But looking at the whole film, there are meat jokes, violence, and red syrup. The classic shit and pee in B-grade films are also used repeatedly, and the film is a little bit funny, but unfortunately it is just that little bit. It is destined not to become a B-movie classic like the [Scary Movie] series, although the director may not have thought of it.
The film is obsessed with the endless parody of the plots and bridges in the first two Twilight films (actually the first two Twilight movies), and most of the various baggage jokes are very blunt, boring, and looking for trouble (mostly, I admit that there are still some bridges) Screeching to me), scenes, lines, characters, and even the structural sequence are copied, which is doomed to its vision and pattern can only be confined to a very small and narrow range. Of course, we can't expect a parody to be so deep and connotative, it would make me look like I'm pretending to be a B. But I think its most fatal flaw is that as a work that focuses on the twilight phenomenon, it cannot convince a twilight honey that this series is rubbish and not worth watching - on the contrary, it puts the twilight blacks in a Very shallow and vulgar and regard ignorance as the position of personality. So when the twilight blacks tried to use this big movie to watch Mu Mi's anger and anger, her face turned red and her neck thick, but in the end they found themselves being watched. It's like everyone holding their breaths waiting for you to draw a picture of a hundred birds facing a phoenix, but what you draw is a picture of chickens pecking at rice, or your opponent is frightened and thinks that you are going to use a set of eighteen palms to subdue the dragon. It turned out that what you slapped was nothing more than ten slaps for subduing the dragon, and in the end, it only resulted in a collapse of the stool and made yourself disgraced.
So twilight blacks, when you find a girl around you is very nympho talking to you about "Edward's expression is so sad and cool" or "Jacob is so sexy when he turns into a wolf", don't try to recommend her to watch This [Twilight Movie] is in the hope that they will reconsider and even hate the series - if you don't want to date her, at least don't make her think you're stupid X.

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