Your mother tells you to go home, so just stay home!

Miller 2022-03-23 09:01:59

The following comments are from a non-professional point of view: people

who think that they are heavy on taste, watching "One Cup for Two Women" and "One Hundred and Twenty Days of Sodom" and so on without changing their face and heart, and those who are so-called senior film critics will basically think that This film has no viewing value. So, what I want to say is, blessed are the cowardly; blessed are those who faint; blessed are those who like to watch the big wave of YY; blessed are those who "don't understand horses and gods" like me.

In front of the unsparing blood, naked bones and big silicone girls on the screen, you really don't need to think about the director and screenwriter, all of which are floating clouds. Of course, the director wanted to keep screaming and fainting while watching the movie, so in addition to blood plasma and residual limbs, he designed some special effects, such as a scene that seemed to pay tribute to the famous "Ghost Ship": two people standing on the boat Pomei was stunned by being cut in two by a cable; and swallowed and spit out by a piranha cub, an unsightly rotten penis, and so on. As for whether it meets the director's expectations, that is another story.

However, I was actually inspired by this B-rated film: don't ignore my mother's words, don't ignore other people's warnings, and don't play dumb, otherwise, everyone may die.

I really don't care how bad the plot effects are. In fact, what I can't stand is the little girl pig who is black without waves and no brains, and she looks like a ginger velvet.

Fortunately, these gangs only eat what they eat, and only drink blood.

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Piranha 3D quotes

  • Jake Forester: [to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

  • Danni: Nice horn.

    Laura Forester: Thanks. Nice boobs.

    Danni: Thanks.

    Laura Forester: I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it 'cause it itches.

    Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?

    Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen. He'll like your boobs too.

    Danni: They all do.