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Cara 2022-03-23 09:03:06

"No Emperor Blade Tan" is more like a film like "The Expendables", winning with visual impact. The most important thing is to look good, and it doesn't matter what the plot is.
First, let's talk about Jinyiwei. The biggest attraction of this play is undoubtedly the "foreigners" from the Celestial Dynasty. The kung fu of the few Jinyiwei guards in the Ming Dynasty fluctuated greatly. At the beginning, I thought they were amazing. They were a bunch of bandits, and they were well equipped. In the end, Zhengtai Jinyiwei just said, "There are only a few people, and Lord Luo Lang is enough to deal with it. "As expected, half a cup of Coke's Kung Fu Luo Lang took care of all the bandits who didn't have long eyes. Although Luo Lang is the most powerful one in Jinyiwei, it is said that the other people's kung fu is not too bad. The plot behind it took a turn for the worse. The foreigners started to commit SB, and they all died one by one. why? Because Luo Lang has to pick with Wu List...
Although Tu Yi's capture was due to exhaustion, acting alone is undoubtedly a big taboo. It is said that the guards in the whole play have always been suspicious of the devil, and the two sides are just using the relationship. , and at the beginning, the fat man with the dagger + long whip hit the red hair and was KOed because he was single. The dagger and whip used by this fat man are both close-range hand-to-hand weapons. He seems to be a master of CQB. It's a pity to hang up so early. Although Fatty had a few yellow shoe troops from Chichi Country to help, but seeing that they couldn't even fight a puppy, it would be a disservice to go...
After Fatty died, Tuxian immediately committed SB and went back to the FBI to investigate. Crime scene. The fuck clearly doesn't trust the devils, and they run around in places with few people in the dark. Isn't it okay to look for trouble? As a result, the Akachi National Yellow Shoes Army was not the NYPD, and the soil was arrested directly after paying a great price. In the face of torture to extort a confession, Comrade Tu already maintained the high-spiritedness of Jin Yiwei, not even humming. Ultimately, it was not the torture of torture, but the "medicine" that led to the confession.
Here I have to say "medicine". "Medicine" is quite funny. Judging from the plot, it should belong to the health care category, and its identity is unusual. It is a special offering that senior officers and soldiers of the Central Guards such as Jinyiwei have the right to enjoy. But this substance also has toxic and side effects (addictive), so it is still a drug. This medicine is a Chinese patent medicine, and it is black hard and small spherical, no special smell, slightly bitter; the medicine is taken orally, once every N day, one capsule at a time. As for adverse reactions, precautions, contraindications, etc., like many traditional Chinese medicines, they are all "unclear". From the effect point of view, the drug can refresh the mind, strengthen the body, make people concentrate, improve memory, and enhance physical fitness - everyone here is probably familiar. Yes, this drug is not uncommon, has a long history in China, and has an unofficial trade name: Dali Pill.
In my imagination, Dali Pill should be "big", and the whole body is dark gray, similar to the granite in the decoration material, showing "force", and it must be relatively round, showing the characteristics of "Pill". As a result, BONES disappointed me greatly: this powerful pill is no different from the most common compound Danshen dripping pill, and it is also addictive. Is it mixed with "fushou ointment"? It is very likely that when you saw Luo Lang and Wuming pick at the end, the blond muscular man was going to give Wuming a strong pill, saying it was "analgesic"... Well, it's no wonder that Tu already couldn't hold it anymore, smoking a big cigarette— - Oh no - I have been smoking big cigarettes for so many years, and I must have become an old smoker. Drug addiction is indeed like white claws scratching my heart. Pain, who said that he didn't learn to take drugs well... From this, it seems that the Eight Banners Smoke Soldiers and the old ladies with two guns in a few hundred years are not lonely. The anti-drug work of the motherland is very necessary... (Suddenly I think of the ancient artists who sold Dali Pills to cheat money. They turned out to be the earliest drug dealers. Kunsha or something should worship them as their ancestors.)
Off topic, off topic , and then said Jin Yiwei. After the soil has confessed, there is no more text. I guess it was done by the devil. That's right, the warden said that he had already done all the tricks, that is, there was no use value, and he would naturally be silenced. Therefore, it is very risky to be a mercenary or a death squad or Indiana Jones.
Jin Yiwei's second shot was Jie Xiaozhengtai. Here, they finally did not commit SB and sent a two-person combat team. The kung fu of Jin Yiwei here is quite normal.
The last glory of Jinyiwei was the defense of the fortress. The pair of sisters in Jinyiwei hadn't made a move before, and they died just after showing up this time. They died too soon. My sister was killed when she was sniping with a devil. I was surprised that it was my sister Yijing who moved and shot first. How could the devil be okay and she was shot dead... It seems that the director's power has made a contribution again. As for the death of my sister, it is also very unbelievable. Although she was riding on foot, she was very light and made a yo-yo-style throwing axe, which can completely smash the head of the devil general, and the result is that he was killed in a few rounds. The devil general was stabbed to death, and it was double-clicked to death. Almost every Jinyiwei has shown flying knives or darts before. It can be seen that hidden weapons are not only sharp weapons for melee combat, but also can make the final struggle and return with the enemy. Sister flower doesn't even have a dagger? But the sisters are not the worst, at least they killed so many devils, and the one who really died was the old smoker Tuyi.
The scythes at the back are still quite strong, like a model worker, the two scythes dance swishly, but the harvest is not wheat but human heads. He and Wuming were instantly killed in zero rounds. This is quite normal, after all, Wuming had already exploded in a small universe at that time, and the director would not let him die. So rest in peace, Scythe.
In addition to Luo Lang, the most powerful looking guards in Jinyiwei are the sand monk and Zhengtai. Sha Seng doesn't have many scenes, which makes the two-knife Zheng Tai stand out. And Zhengtai seems to have a GAY tendency. His dress once made me think he was the third child in the sister flower... and the sister in the sister flower once teased him that he lost his soul if he didn't see Luo Lang, it seems that he is not only gay And it's Shou... But in terms of combat power, he is undoubtedly the second best player in Jinyiwei, and he fought with Wuming for several rounds before he died. You must know that the previous few Jin Yiwei fought Wuming in any style and died within 5 rounds. Luo Lang enjoyed the battle and died in more than 20 rounds. It is an honor to be able to fight Wuming to reach double digits. Mr. Zhengta did it!
As for the boss, Luo Lang, he is a typical western man, tall, muscular, and has great kung fu. I feel that if he fights in reality, he must be invincible, at least in the UFC, he must easily kill Gracie in seconds. With Wuming's small body, Luo Lang couldn't kick him out of the solar system with one kick. But unfortunately the director would not let Wuming die, so Luo Lang had to die for Wuming.
Moreover, Luo Lang is quite funny. It is fake to perform tasks, and it is real to find someone to fight. In the end, tomorrow, the old magic stick could shoot the redhead's head with a single shot. Not only did he abolish the old magic stick's arquebus, but it also ended his life. In the final battle, the nameless little universe erupted for the second time, but Luo Lang's previous Qinggong did not come out much.
In the end, it's not the kung fu and physical strength of the two that decide the outcome, but... materials. The two of them were high when they were fighting, and invariably they came up with the trick of perishing together, but they used each other's knives. As a result, Luo Lang was stabbed by his own knife, and Wuming was fine. There are three reasons: 1. The nameless sword has been cut off by Luo Lang; 2. Luo Lang just stabbed the jade pendant in Wuming's pocket; 3. Luo Lang's knife is made in China and of good quality. So the nameless finally won the championship.
Alas, as the saying goes, the waters of the east of the Yangtze River are passing away, and the waves wash away the heroes. It is a pity that Luo Lang, a generation of martial arts masters, died in a foreign country because of fake and shoddy products. The way Wuming finally escaped the disaster was too clumsy, and the worst B-movie directors in the United States probably despised this kind of coincidence. I still want to praise the Japanese directors here. The quality of Chinese products is still praised here, but the products of my own country are in addition to quality problems. Who is saying that the Japanese are anti-China and who am I worried about? Didn't I see the Japanese in "The Blade Without the Emperor" appreciate Chinese manufacturing?
From the end, it can be seen that the director's effect on Wuming's plug-in is still there. Wuming has been bumping and bleeding all the way, and ordinary people have already died because of a lot of blood loss. Wuming is still able to chat with Xiao Zhengtai... The director is still kind, from the end The nameless kung fu is considered to be abolished by Luo Lang, and he will not be able to hold a knife in the future. However, to win such a battle of the century, the second half of the nameless life can still be more nourishing, such as writing a memoir - "A Year After Leaving Made in China"...

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Sword of the Stranger quotes

  • Luo-Lang: Use this, pain go away.

    Nanashi: I don't need it. I feel like having the pain is what makes you feel alive.

  • Luo-Lang: You've lived too long, old man.