It's been a week since this happened, but it's still vivid in my mind.
The Japanese girlfriend I used to date has long since returned to Japan. Although I like her in my heart, I can't see her in Japan, and I am very anxious. Recently, the factory asked me to organize middle-level cadres to watch a movie together, and let me choose the specific movie. I thought about it for a while, or choose a more patriotic movie Jingwu hero.
There are more than a dozen cadres in our group. After the movie started, I didn't even bother to watch the movie. In the beginning, it was the scene of fighting for bullets to play the Champions Cup in Europe. I also wondered how the screenwriter could be so stupid, how could Chen Zhen be allowed to play the Champions League in Europe? Later, the viciousness of the Japanese in the movie made me very angry, and I couldn't control my emotions in the movie theater.
I said to Mr. He, my leader next to me, look at how I dumped my Japanese girlfriend. I took out my cell phone, stood up, and very elegantly pressed the overseas phone number to the Japanese girlfriend over there. The people behind were very angry and said why did you stand up and influence me to watch the movie. Mr. He immediately explained loudly for me: He is going to dump his Japanese girlfriend in front of the Chinese, so don't be angry. The people in the back really stopped talking, and they all started booing: "Okay, it's good to dump the Japanese." .
I feel very good. At this time, the phone was connected, and the Japanese girlfriend only said that you are calling something wrong? As soon as I heard her voice, my heart softened again, but for the sake of face, I said in a very serious tone, I want to break up with you. And I said it again in English and Japanese, so that my Japanese girlfriend and the people in the movie theater could hear it clearly. Unexpectedly, the Japanese girlfriend said: I don't think you are my boyfriend. I was going crazy when I heard it, so I hung up the phone right away. Since overseas calls are expensive, I don't want to make an extra minute. After hanging up, I said to my colleagues and the audience at the cinema, I dumped her. At this time, there was warm applause in the cinema. But there are also some people whispering: how difficult it is to find a Japanese girlfriend, what a pity, how good it is for me. . .
In fact, I am still quite sad in my heart. After all, I lost her because of a movie, which is a bit worthless. I have a fire in my heart and I can't stand it. I told Mr. He, you will walk with me later, I want to hit the Japanese. Mr. He said that there are only Japanese people in the university in this small place. I heard that there is a Japanese corner, and there should be Japanese people there. I said at the time, let’s go, I won’t watch the movie. After I came out, I immediately bought a glass of Erwotou of two to five and drank it to strengthen myself.
When I got to that university, Mr. He took me to the Japanese corner. Sure enough, there were some student-like people talking Japanese to each other, and most of them were girls. When I saw the fire, I came up. Why are some girls learning Japanese? Do they like Japanese men so much and don't like Chinese men? I rushed in and said, who is Japanese here? Too bad no one cares about me. My monthly salary of 10,000 yuan a month is not for nothing. Through my excellent Japanese listening ability, I can immediately tell that only one of the dozen people in the Japanese corner is a pure Japanese, and the rest are all domestic products. But the Japanese was a man, and he wasn't short, so I was a little scared. I took a look and found that a girl spoke Japanese well. She went straight up and slapped the girl in the face and said, "Little Japan, I'll hit you today." The girl froze for a moment and said, "I'm not Japanese, why did you hit me?" I pretended to be deaf and continued to fight, and it was so refreshing to slap and slap.
The students next to me didn't dare to come up to block me. When some students wanted to come up, Mr. He said, "Don't be a traitor!" These students do not dare. At this time, the Japanese boy came over and politely said in poor Chinese: I am Japanese, why are you hitting girls? You can hit me. I pretended not to hear because I was afraid I couldn't beat this Japanese boy. Mr. He was also a little hard to see. He came up to pull me, but he couldn't pull me away, and he couldn't persuade me to leave. After all, I was in a good mood, and I got drunk, and the girl was beaten badly by me. Finally, Mr. He called the school's security department under the reminder of the students. After a while, the school guards came over. It was very strange. I was so brave and strong in front of the Japanese-speaking Chinese girls, but when I saw the guards, I immediately became paralyzed. I was shaking all over, crouched on the ground, and couldn't even run.
I won't talk about what happened after that. Anyway, I was fined some money. But Mr. He's view of me has really changed. Why are you still inviting me to dinner these days? Thank you Jingwu Hero for giving me my first feat of fighting the Japanese, thank you! ! !
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