See if you've been shot - "Human hybrid" Vincenzo Natali's group mockery

Dereck 2022-03-23 09:02:01

Angry youths actually have grades. If they only call their fathers and mothers slanders, they are only shallow dung in the ditch. The real angry youths need to dig deep with a dung stick to reach them.
There are also skills in group ridicule. If you just shout "You are all SBs" in the crowd, maybe no one will ignore you. The real group ridicule is when you go home, go to the Chicken Feeding Encyclopedia, and after checking the information for a while, Then he said to himself: "cao, you are scolding me!"

Splice is actually a group ridicule film by Vincenzo Natali, the director of "The Frustrated Fang", which is rich in knowledge, extensive in coverage and The enthusiastic response from the society shows the profound skill of group ridicule.

Next, I will try to make a shit stick and help you analyze those people who have been named and shot...

1. Blessed are you who were deceived by the movie title, this is simply the translation of the Chinese people's own YY
2. Blessed are you nerds Now, the film mocks nerd outright, the name of the monster is your code name is reversed--Dren
3 · Bricks, you are blessed, the last two genetic bricks who think NB are pregnant with aliens, the other Blessed
are the research monkeys under the 4. Brick house. In fact, apart from the few brick houses who think NB is useful, you are all prosthetic limbs.
5. Blessed are those who like Pegasus. Do you think the hybrid of horse and bird is a beautiful Pegasus?
6. Blessed are Adrian's pseudo-fans. Other movie stars like to take on this kind of heavy-handed work. If you don't believe me, look back at Jacket, Komura, and "yellow" films.
7. Blessed are you mothers who have childhood shadows. Because of the abuse of their mothers, female scientists can't escape the endless cycle of abuse of women.
8. Blessed are you, LL fathers, don't use the little girl's mother's genes as an excuse.
9. Blessed are those who like cats, the cat is dead...
10. Blessed are those who like little loli, be careful not to blind yourself (dog eyes, writing wheel eyes, three eyes)
11. Vincenzo Natali Blessed are the fans of , there is no magic after "The Frustrated Fang", I pray he doesn't learn from Nate Asan
12. Blessed are the CG technology fans, the monsters are real-life actors and post-synthesis rather than fully computer-generated
13. Blessed are Hollywood fans, who are 75% Canadian and 25% French hybrids
14. Blessed are the light-flavored ones 15. Blessed are those who have
heavy tastes. When you say that you like watching this movie, others will call you a pervert
. 16. Blessed are the ugly heroines who complain Talented girl
17. Blessed are those who want to watch "Avatar" with limited footage, this time you can watch it even better...
18. Blessed are those who don't know David Hewlett, they are Vincenzo's royal actor! You dare to say that
you are blessed to have seen the happy ending 19. You are waiting for the sequel Alien Wars, or the prequel, a perverted film about how two scientists fall in love.
20. I want to follow my film review Blessed to post, I don't read comments at all!

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Splice quotes

  • CEO: No more monsters!

  • T-Shirt: HUGS NOT DRUGS.