This article aims to "give me a slot, and I can spit out the world", so please take a detour under the gate of the boss.
After watching "Jian Yu", in order to find out the relationship between the two directors, I wanted to watch this film so anxiously that C asked, "Do you want to watch the TC version", and I lost my integrity and agreed. (C: There is no such thing as "loss".)
According to the synopsis, the two people who have read various books of Gao Luopei and are in charge of each side in the originator of detective novels naturally pre-reported this film. Set in the "costume suspense + martial arts" position.
As soon as the movie started, we had to hit the pause button in order to rant about the ship that was standing still as if it were drawn. And there was a discussion about "is this Chang'an better or worse than the ring ring entertainment city?", the final conclusion is "this is the same as comparing Sister Furong and Sister Feng, which is more beautiful"
and was killed in the second After the attacker appeared, C Yijun pressed pause, turned his head and said to me, "There is only one truth. They must have been burned because they had x xxx and then went out xxxx" (due to spoilers, all keywords are mosaic Of). Ban Yijun then replied, "I swear in the name of my grandfather, the murderer must be among the xxx" (the lines are arranged in this way because the grandfather of Jun C is still alive, it is not easy to swear in the name of the old man). Both detectives agreed with each other's analysis very much.
After 30 minutes of the film, all the main and secondary characters should appear according to the general film - that is to say, the murderer must have appeared - after that, the two detectives made their own inferences based on preliminary clues .
C Yijun: There is only one truth, the murderer must be A, because... (The reasoning process of two thousand words is omitted below)
Ban Yijun: I swear in the name of my grandfather, the murderer should be B, because... (The following two are omitted Thousands of words for the correct reasoning process, see spoilers at the end of this article)
After some deliberation, the two famous detectives reached a consensus that the murderer was Mr. B, and then observed the time bar - this movie lasts for 1 hour and 50 minutes, which means that our two IQs are equivalent to middle school detectives. Guy already knows the max baggage by the quarter of the movie. So I can only decide to watch the rest of the movies as pure martial arts movies.
The film's large-scale fight scenes should be counted three times. In terms of martial arts movements, there is almost no such thing. In contrast, Lao Mouzi's "House of Flying Daggers" still has a dancing heroine who can bend her feet over her head and maintain a low waist posture for a long time. In this film There are nearly 5 male protagonists and nearly 4 female protagonists, all of whom have no martial arts or dance skills. Whether it is to ask them to put on a calisthenics form or to play the speed of free fighting, it would be embarrassing for others.
Old Monster Xu founded his own martial arts brand with "beautiful pictures" and "wonderful special effects". Now that we have entered the 3D era, judging from the few ships in the title, there is no need to expect "wonderful special effects", and there is absolutely no trace of "beautiful pictures". Except for one Li Bingbing imitating the dodge action of the Matrix (the difference is that people dodge bullets, she dodges the wood), it is a bunch of people jumping up and down there, with swords in their hands and falsely paddling, and then issuing "" "Hum, haha"... I was looking forward to Di Renjie's mace, but I was told that it was a sword of Shangfang with a shape more like a small jj, so I was completely depressed.
After watching the movie, we also discussed the relationship between the characters in the movie, not because of how complicated or interesting the relationship is, but on the contrary, because it was "too unreasonable" and had to use the thinking of a famous detective to detect The leakage is supplemented by the small theater in the brain of the fangirl.
The first is Wu Zetian. This is a very interesting person, who existed in pikapika in Chinese history, her marriage relationship between father and son, her three-thousand-faced head, her stele without characters, the characters she made, the tonics she designed, She tossed the hearts of hundreds of officials with cruel officials, and the Tang Dynasty, whose population grew steadily under her rule, her means of eliminating dissidents, and her mind after taking in enemies, of course, the most important thing is that she is a woman and an emperor, and China has always All the historians are men, and the lower officials don’t know much about emperors, and men are born unable to understand women, so there is much room for future generations to freely develop and create! It is a gift from God to novelists, film and television playwrights, actresses and fan writers! ! !
Well, this very interesting person, in this film, hll is fine. Because her main role in promoting the plot in this film is: first, excluding dissidents and killing Li Tang important officials. Second, not only did he not kill Di Renjie, an important official of Li Tang who was guilty of "treason", but also reused him, not only did he not kill him, nor did he kill Shatuo, who was also "treacherous", but he also recovered and reused him (anyhow, It was the biggest project at that time, and it was no problem to have a heavy responsibility. The construction site was near the palace, and there was still a lot of oil and water. This is definitely "fat and poor").
The screenwriter seems to want to use Wu Zetian's attitude towards Jing'er and Di Renjie's attitude towards Wu Zetian to create a "traditional king" image of "ruthless and ruthless", but Di Renjie keeps telling Jinger how narrow-minded Wu Zetian is, how While being good at being suspicious, the future queen doesn't care what a just-released conspirator calls her "you ah you ah" and invites this savage-like guy to take his seat and hold his hand and laugh...and Shangguan Jing Although he did not explain how Wu Zetian was kind to her, it is not difficult to guess from the name that her prototype is Shangguan Wan'er~~~ A man who revived and reused the enemy and brought the enemy's granddaughter by his side to raise him, but at the same time kept testing his confidants. Those who are suspicious of their subordinates are definitely the leaders of fine divisions.
The two famous detectives analyzed that because there are two screenwriters in this film, it is estimated that each screenwriter has a Wu Zetian in their hearts, and finally failed to unify the image, so this kind of character has no "inherent character" at all, just to promote the development of the plot. The situation of continuous refinement.
The characters' brain maps (and the masks used for face-changing in Sichuan Opera) naturally do not require the acting skills of Aunt Jia Ling. It's just that "Tang Mei" is really very attractive. Xiao Zhang's facial features are pale and his entire face is white. He can paint whatever he wants. It's easy to see such two eyebrows, Jia Ling Aunt's facial features follow the line of extensiveness, the nose is bh, the brow bone is also high, the eyes are also drawn, and then the eyebrows are plucked, and the red lips are drawn, like Gollum's daughter-in-law... Chinese people's aesthetics are more important. How the world changes and the time changes, I always pay attention to a "three courts and five eyes, red lips and white teeth". An image like Aunt Jia Ling was placed in the Tang Dynasty. At night, her hair was loose, she wore a white gauze, and she lit an oil lamp leisurely. Let's go for a walk——Dare Tang Gaozong was scared to death by Sadako!
Then we say Di Renjie. I have seen a post before about a discussion on "If China is filming mentalist, who can play Uncle Mantou", after watching this film, I think Andy Lau can be honorably removed from the list.
Di Renjie's main reputation in history is "cleanness" and "high efficiency in handling cases". Of course, Chinese historical figures have never been tested by various jokes.
In this movie, the scholar-officer took the line of Uncle Mantou. Facing Wu Zetian, who was still the empress dowager at the time, who did not kneel, did not worship, did not say "you", "you", and did not investigate the case well, half of his mind was flirting with a few servants (Jinger is equivalent to the facial paralysis in the steamed buns). Queen, Pei is Van Pelt).
But people are a little different from Uncle Mantou - Uncle Mantou knows exactly what he is doing, and Master Di seems to be a little confused about the situation. Why was he against Wu Zetian? Since it's the other way around, why are you willing to come out to help others investigate the case? Now that you have already helped others investigate the case, why are you being arrogant in the end? In particular, the words of "strict justice and righteousness" at the end are really ridiculous. What does "do not distort right and wrong" and what is "pass on the Li family, return to Zhengshuo"? ——Di Mantou, have you got water in your head? (No wonder I know the real murderer in 30 minutes and you need to investigate the case for two hours). If "eliminating political dissidents" is called "distorting right and wrong", then you should have united with your relatives. Isn't the behavior of Li Tang's officials against the empress dowager "exclusion of dissidents"? Wu Zetian's throne was snatched from the Li family, so it is called "return to Zhengshuo" if it is returned. Then the Li family's throne was snatched from the Yang family. Why didn't you call the old Li family to pass the throne to the old Yang family? Descendants use "return", Li Shimin's throne was won by killing his brother, why didn't you tell Gaozong to pass the throne to Li Jiancheng's descendants with "zhengshuo"? Are you fooling Wu Zetian as a kindergarten friend?
The first male protagonist's brain damage is hopeless. The two famous detectives who love Gao Luopei can only rack their brains to analyze + brain supplement as follows: In fact, Master Di, Shatuo and Gaozong are all basic friends. When I have time, I also play 3P and 4P with Wu Zetian. After Gaozong died, the two friends suspected that it was the evil hand of the queen, so they joined forces to oppose her. Wu Zetian remembered his old love, and did not kill his husband's friends, and let them go to labor camps. Shatuo kept writing letters to Wu Zetian all these years, telling how happy the 3P was in those years, etc. Wu Zetian relented and let him go to make up for his broken hand. Di had read a lot of memorials over the years, and knew that the Wu clan had a good run of the country, and that the two of them had had an affair, so he agreed to help her investigate the case. But Di Renjie loved Emperor Gaozong, a dead ghost friend, and treasured the token of love that the other party gave him. In the end, he could only instruct Wu Zetian to pass the throne to Gaozong's son in the future. explain. (C Yijun: And it’s convenient to shoot a sequel. Ban Yijun: And I think this screenwriter really can’t write the lines of the gods and horses)
As for Di Mantou's two followers, let's talk about Pei Xiaopen first. I have never understood why this little friend's shape is so special? Is it just for the show? For a long time, the two famous detectives had disagreements on whether Pei was an eunuch (I don't know why we default to eunuchs in martial arts films...), until the classmate Pao Jing It was only after Er failed and immediately changed from Sick Jiao to Ao Jiao, did they realize that he was either a eunuch or albino. As for why Pei has albinism, C Yijun's explanation is "this is to show that Wu Shi has become accustomed to albinism", and Ban Yijun's explanation is "Deng Chao looks too passerby, If you don't make some specialization in the shape, I'm afraid that his silly and silly temperament will not match the atmosphere of this movie. After a while, I have already classified this classmate as a "comedian")
After several discussions, the two famous detectives, in the spirit of internationalism of "inheriting the past and linking the future, treating diseases and saving old monsters", made the following in-depth brainstorming. Supplement: Because classmate Pei has been a case investigator from the beginning, it is very possible to get some xx on his body when he goes in and out of the crime scene. Therefore, it is necessary to design this albino trait for Yi to ensure that he will use a small umbrella as soon as he goes out. Even regarding the transformation of Pei from "we join forces" to "why listen to the lower officials' opinions", the two famous detectives made use of various romance novels they read before and made up the following: The age setting of this film is obvious Di Mantou He is of the same generation as Wu Zetian, and Xiao Pei and Jinger are of the same generation. As the Dali Temple Chancellor, Xiao Pei must have seen Jinger very often, so he had a crush on others, and finally caught a chance to strike up a conversation but in front of Di Mantou. I ate a lemon in the noodles, so I started to be arrogant...
and Jinger's little friend...because the director of this film is Tsui Hark, nicknamed the old monster, known as the master, with the attributes of Lily Control, and a firm training school. Therefore, it is not difficult to understand that she and Wu Zetian have such and such a relationship and have such and such feelings. So what kind of relationship and relationship does she have with Di Mantou? ——You have to say that Jinger is sm-controlled, after all, she didn’t really smack that day. You said she liked Di Mantou as handsome, and the camera didn’t make such a prompt... So the two famous detectives were Completely powerless (we have tried to turn Jinger into an "Electra" god horse, but failed)
But what I want to praise is that Sister Bingbing is very handsome this time! Especially the scene of sm Di Mantou, undressing is called a beauty, biting a knife is called a charm, there is a tassel on the knife, at this time, why don't you turn the camera 360 degrees, why don't you come here The rippling music... I will punish you to watch "Green Snake" a hundred times~~~
Because part of the plot involves spoilers, I put it at the end, be careful
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There are few excellent mystery novels in China. The most famous detective in Chinese history, Di Renjie, was portrayed by a foreigner. , I think the reason is that Chinese people care more about "motives" and "results caused by cases" than "finding logical relationships from clues". It can also be said that they pay more attention to human factors than evidence. Therefore, there is always a situation where the investigators spend a lot of time analyzing the subjective motives of the suspects, rather than the "objective clues" found in reality, and they must also pursue "kitchen" for the modus operandi, And after thinking of a method of committing a crime that he thought was extremely ingenious, it was like having obsessive-compulsive disorder. No matter what the environmental factors were, he always used the same method.
That's the case with this script.
In fact, if Di Renjie, after listening to the testimony of the witnesses, immediately carefully inspected the crime scene, and personally lifted the very suspicious "spell", then the case would be solved in half a day. Solving the case is nothing more than "personal evidence, physical evidence, and circumstantial evidence". According to the public testimony, the two victims died as soon as they exited the pagoda, and they moved the talisman in the hall before they died. Based on this, it is not difficult to infer that the self-immolation was caused. The Ranjie must be hidden in the main hall, and the murderer is also in the hall (because the second victim was improvised to lift the rune, so the murderer did it after he lifted it, so the murderer must have seen him lift it with his own eyes. , and must be within the range that can attack him later), so the range of suspects is already very small. In these two cases, except for the location of the attack and the method of death, there is only the same point of "moving the magic rune". The reason why the murderer used the same method of murder one after another is simply because "spontaneous combustion" is a very strange method of death, and the investigator's attention is diverted by linking this strange method of death with the rumors of "ominous characters". And the first person who openly proposed that "moving the spell will cause death" was Shatuo. Therefore, after all the characters appeared on the scene and found that no one was more suspicious and more likely to commit crimes than him, the detective dared to swear in the name of grandpa that the murderer was him.
A generation of detective Di Renjie, after learning about the miraculous method of death such as "spontaneous combustion" and hearing such absurd arguments as "killing by a rune", did not decisively block the tower for 24 hours, tearing up all the runes to check the hall (it was already at that time). Knowing that it will spontaneously combust if you go out to bask in the sun, so Mr. Di doesn't need to worry about his own safety, just go out to play an umbrella with Xiao Pei, or wear a sun hat), interrogate all the migrant workers (according to the modus operandi, this is definitely not a crime committed alone) , there must be an accomplice)...I can't see what Wu Zetian values him...does he look like Andy Lau?
The detective is brainless, and the murderer is not much better.
Before someone discovered the secret of his rebellion, I understand that he wants to kill someone. But you have to choose to do this kind of thing when people come to your door? Isn't this set on fire? If Wu Zetian asked not Di Renjie, but C Yijun or Ban Yijun, not only would he fail to achieve his goal, but he would most likely go to jail on the same day. And you can kill people in your own place, but you have to use such a weird method? If Wu Zetian was a little more superstitious and believed that this was divine punishment, would you stop the construction of the Tongtian Tower and bite her? Since it's for the purpose of "destroying witnesses", I just don't want to attract unnecessary suspicion and attention before my big plan is achieved... So even if you want to kill people, you have to keep a low profile and do it well, and it has nothing to do with yourself... You can Sending so many people to chase and kill Di Renjie on the street, can't you send two killers to follow the foreman, and then pretend to be a robbery on the road? I guarantee that if this is the case, Wu Zetian would not be so concerned about this case, and it would be even less likely to suspect the Tongtian Tower. In the
end, the secret has been revealed. Only the trick of "stabbing" is left. You take a sword or a knife or even Why can't you kill an unarmed woman if you are good at pinching and biting with your mouth. You just have to use that water? You wouldn't kill people without that water, would you? How can you guarantee that when you meet Wu Zetian, they will be standing under the sun? What if people hide in the house? Are you going to pull someone out of the house before splashing her? What would you do if it was overcast? And what if a drop or two splashes on you? Aren't you sick... The same goes for killing Xiao Pei. You can tie people up, but you can cut off your head with one knife, and you're done? I still have to get an agency to give people the opportunity to say their last words... It's effortless, it's not superfluous, it's all boring, and it's not a pit...
Emotional Shatuo is actually the father of the off-road rabbit, he invented it "On behalf of the sun to destroy you" the transformation spell of the gods. This is the first time in my life that I have seen such a stupid terrorist. I want to represent you as the moon and the sun. Fortunately, you have an equally stupid "magic detective". It's not a waste of your friends.
As far as Feng Shui is concerned, no one would build such a tall building in front of the main hall, and the height just fell down. You can kill yourself... and how can a talking deer "eliminate dissidents"... These bugs are floating clouds, floating clouds
PS: It's for the sake of the boss to vomit so long... boss, you know the saying that love is deeply responsible. Although we can't go back, I hope your sanity can at least remain normal (grabbing the old monster's shoulder and shaking it violently) You wake up, wake up, your friend John Woo is waking up Why are you still in the fifth floor dream!
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