spoiler! Serious spoilers! !
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The film directed at Shu Qi and Huang Qiusheng, the foundation of the whole film was laid at the beginning of the film, a messy story of a group of Chinese workers who have been humiliated and fought to return to the country to save the country.
In the first three minutes, Donnie Yen turned a martial arts scene into a sci-fi film, and with a bayonet in his mouth, he flew away from a pile of bullets, completely replicating Keanu Reeves' shot dodging bullets in "The Matrix" at three times the speed. You said it's fine after dodging the bullets, we Chinese should not be more modest, and the Germans who came forward and killed a few anti-big guns would be very arrogant. Donnie Yen didn't think it was enough, so he went straight to the red wall in anti-gravity, and flew from the household electrical line unharmed. Oh my god, when you are the second senior brother in "Kung Fu", you are floating on the water! ! You cut the wires without sparks! !
Later, the picture was cut directly to Shanghai to the nightclub opened by Huang Qiusheng. As soon as Donnie Yen appeared on the stage, he made everyone applaud with a piano song. When did Chen Zhen learn the piano! ! ! ! Someone tell me please! ! !
Put the piano aside, maybe I won't talk about what people learned from hardships on the battlefield. May I ask what the intentions of Liu Weiqiang and Donnie Yen are! ! I was stunned to make Chen Zhen look like a hooligan, with a traitor's moustache, parted head in the white face, the button of the white shirt was only buttoned below the pectoralis major muscle, and the woman who asked for a benefactor directly, looked at Shu Qi with an unmistakable look. Buckle is a pervert.
Shawn Yue's appearance really surprised me, the shape is already there, don't you feel that you are a little tender from head to toe as a general! !
Speaking of Shawn Yue, I thought of the scene where Donnie Yen appeared in the car to save him inexplicably. This is even funnier! ! Donnie Yen stole a set of Tianshan Hei Xia modeling props to cosplay in order to hide people's eyes and ears, and then all the children in the city began to worship this superman. Liu Weiqiang, are you addicted to watching "Kick ass", and you have to come to an otaku to save the world! ! !
And the silver dollar that is always spinning appeared three times. The third time I didn’t know if I should fall down, the camera went black. Liu Weiqiang, I know you are too shy to say it, but it must be a tribute to Inception, it must be Yes! ! !
When Donnie Yen was taken to the headquarters by the Japanese and flogged at the headquarters, he actually appeared naked and was hung up by handcuffs and shackles in the shape of a muscular man and was severely SM! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! After that, he was thrown on the street naked! ! Sin! !
When Hongkou came to the scene to compete with Chief Li Shi, at the beginning, he used a nunchaku against one hundred enemies to treat all the disciples of other people's dojos as waste. Donnie Yen, you actually don't know the nunchaku at all, why bother editing so many scenes, so fast that you don't even see the nunchaku being thrown and you just fell down everyone.
This nunchaku play for dozens of seconds is obviously Bruce Lee's upper body, "Ha! Ha! Ha!" It sounds like a time-travel. but! ! Find someone to tell me! ! Did Donnie Yen come to visit the class when he was fighting? Why did he wear the sect master's sweaty horse boots? ! This is not "Ip Man 2"! ! This is directly 2! !
Then I entered the climax scene and directly fought against Chief Li Shi. After two hits, I was completely beaten and lay on the ground and bleeding from the seven orifices. I wondered if it would not. As a result, Donnie Yen believes in Brother Chun's! ! ! ! After being down for so long, it was actually full of blood and resurrected in place! ! !
I was already on fire! ! Brother Xinchun's immortality is not a blow! ! Donnie Yen's first action after standing up is to take off his clothes, which is also the shape of a muscular man who is the favorite of curvy men! ! Maybe he was scared when the HP value was 0 when he was completely naked. This time, he was half-naked, his muscles bulging like air, and he was instantly possessed by a small dragon, and he knocked out the full-blooded Colonel.
Chief, you lost, who told you to believe in Bushido or not in Brother Chun, sigh.
In the end, when Donnie Yen looked up sadly at the sky on a Harley-Davidson motorcycle at a 45-degree angle, I thought that was the end of the movie.
Who knew that in a blink of an eye, Donnie Yen once again stood on the top of the building in the style of "Kick ass" otaku superman, and said worriedly that "China is still in crisis".
Yes, this is the deepest sentence in the whole play.
PS, one star is enough for this film, dedicated to Huang Qiusheng and Huang Bo.
PS and then PS, this movie is simply the worst bad movie I have seen in recent years. Lesbian vampire killer is more reliable than it, at least the tone of others is a 囧 film.
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