"Smoke Master" - a script lesson

Rashawn 2022-03-22 09:01:40

There are less and less reliable movies now. For example, I can't figure out why an unreasonable spoof comedy should have such a cool name as "The Monster of the Han River". What kind of state of mind is this?

Forget it, get down to business. I've heard about "Smoke Master" ("Five-Road Pursuit") for a long time, but I never thought to watch it. The plot introduction is quite attractive. In order to hunt down a gangster character who was a magician, a big boss offered a reward of 1 million US dollars. Under the heavy reward, there must be a brave man, and five people are scrambling to grab this business. Among the bounty killers are retired former FBI agents, femme fatales, simple-minded, violent and bloodthirsty killers... Killers of all styles battle wits and courage with the police on standby to protect tainted witnesses. Casino, gunfights, beautiful women, cops... It looks like a very cool movie.
When I really saw the movie, I realized that it is not only a movie, but also a scripting lesson that is rare and unnecessary.
The film makes almost every mistake a screenwriter can make. You have to admit, it definitely takes some kind of special talent to make a good story like this. If something like "Epic Movie" is like Yang Lijuan, at least her IQ is low and very sincere. "Smoke Master" originally had the qualifications of at least Xu Jinglei, but insisted on making herself into Shen Dianxia's body shape, and then disfigured into a flower-like appearance, and then repeated what Sister Furong did.
First of all, this movie has absolutely no logic at all, of course, this is not a disadvantage now. The entire film is filled with endless dialogue that is neither humorous nor witty. The sole purpose is to explain the plot, and the audience simply doesn't listen to the noise. Since almost all the plot development of this movie is from the lines, why don't I go home and listen to the storytelling? Obviously many directors don't understand this.
The whole story is fragmented and incoherent. The gunfight scenes are like wrangling, and the sensational scenes are very funny. We will not hate a movie without suspense, but we will hate a movie with boring suspense. Apparently the director didn't understand these things either.
The process of making this film project can be speculated. First, a guy with a voice in the film company came up with this idea, and then investors felt that there was a market to try, so they found a genius who might have won the Pulitzer Prize for literature and was almost blind. A laid-off writer wrote this script. After the script was formed, it was sent to a script reviewer who had long complained about the company. The doctor in this script didn't want to insult his IQ, so he added two jokes to make things happen, and didn't waste his life with such a script. Then a director with serious masochistic tendencies rushes in for the project and persuades a long-dead former star to be a dead horse. So the group came to Nevada with a pure longing for the casino city. It was not until the start of the game that they found that the script had forgotten to be revised. So the laid-off writer showed amazing talent and perseverance. Overnight, he wrote more than 120 pages of dialogue. The next day, The crew started successfully.
The question that arises is why don't studios hire a macaw to write a script and an African chimpanzee to direct? In this way, the effect of the movie will not be worse than it is now, and at least there will be a bit of hype.

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Smokin' Aces quotes

  • Sharice Watters: Let me ask you a question. Y'all let hoochies like stay up in here? I mean, 'cause y'all must be burning sheets by the ton.

    Hotel Receptionist: Well...

    Sharice Watters: As a female, that shit right there don't get you? Okay, it's bitches like that they reason why niggas don't pay our species any mind! They don't respect us? Yeah, we just meat for male consumption. Pieces of ass and pussy. Something pretty in lipstick and eyeliner that can suck a fucking cock!

  • Georgia Sykes: Once I'm inside, I'm putting chrome to Israel's head and backing out hot. Anybody get gully, you know.

    Sharice Watters: I'm gonna grip and rip. I got some handloads up here ready to put some niggas out. Trust me.

    Georgia Sykes: Just remember it's more of a rescue than a rampage, all right?

    Sharice Watters: Hey, come on, man. You know I had bring big mama through.

    Georgia Sykes: You got the .50 up?

    Sharice Watters: Sure do.

    Georgia Sykes: What the fuck? What the fuck are you trying to shoot? A jumbo jet out of the sky? Blast down the moon?

    Sharice Watters: Any of these niggas make one false move, these bitches taking dirt naps. I ain't trying to be up here all day. And I tell you what. That bitch-ass fed get in the way, RIP, nigga.