When I saw a post titled Appaloosa, I remembered that there was still this film in my hard drive, so I turned it out and read it,
so I believed more that there are probably no straight men in the west, or the director made an appointment with a BS western straight man, Hey, you guys are too bad.
The story goes something like this. Uncle V is a child bride that Grandpa Ed adopted twelve years ago. Although he was a child bride, Grandpa Ed made a lot of money. Not to mention that this child bride was a soldier, she still graduated from West Point. Yes, people are cultural people. In addition to being able to follow her grandfather to run around in her career, this child bride also has functions such as a dictionary and public relations. Most of what they do is to take people's money and relieve disasters for them.
By the way, a club has recently entered the town of Appaloosa. By the way, the boss is from Grandpa Tie, so I'll make it up. This club must be ranked according to Yan Lai. Grandpa Tie said everywhere that he used to attack the United States ( I actually wanted to hit the president) I have worked together, and when I see this, I think he is bragging. Then he and his horse boy did things in this town. The sheriff in the town went to him to arrest two murderers. He refused to let him, and even killed the sheriff and two deputies. The camera turned and photographed him. One of the subordinates is quite young, and when I saw this scene, there was a look of horror in his eyes. I thought at the time, this baby is going to be a child of two or five. It turns out that I can actually be a screenwriter.
The people in the town were really unbearable, so they invited Grandpa Ed and Tong Bian-in-law, and asked them to be sheriffs to settle this group of people. So the two of them killed three horses with a speed that was not as fast as the electric donkey, so the next day, the beauty boss brought a group of horses to the tavern to confront them. Say something pretending to be B to scare the other party.
Around this time, a girl came to Appaloosa town. Well, it's not really a girl. She was a young widow whose husband died. It turns out that gays in the west have never seen a woman. It was played by Miss Renee Zellweger. I like this girl very much, and I have to say that her acting in this film is not ordinary enough, not even TOT. Even so, let the sheriff and child bridegroom All were amazed. Oh no, they weren't jealous over this girl. When the sheriff and the female supporting lady were hooking up in the office, Tong Yang-in-law just watched silently on the porch of the house across the street.
Early the next morning, this phrase was familiar == The sheriff came downstairs for dinner with a red face, and giggled alone there. After a while, the female supporting lady also came down shyly and happily, and told Tong Yang-in-law that they wanted to I bought a house in the town, and Tong Yang's expression at that time, I don't believe he would be so sad for a female supporting lady who had only known each other for a few days.
Oh, I forgot to mention, one night they went to a restaurant where the female supporting lady played the piano, and the female supporting lady asked the sheriff about his previous relationship. Suddenly, at this moment, Tong Yang-in-law rushed up, hugged him from behind, pulled him away, held him all the time, and held him tightly~
Then the second-five boy I predicted before turned out to be the second-five boy, the sheriff and Tong Yang-in-law went to catch the beauty boss and bring it back, and then put it on trial, and then the beauty boss was sentenced to be executed where and where.
During this period, the sheriff sat at the door of the sheriff's office every day, guarding the boss and protecting the second and fifth sons. The female supporting lady felt left out, so when Tong Yang was ordered to visit, he seduced him, but Tong Yang pushed him. Opened him, he said, you are his, I am his, we do not belong to each other, we are his.
So, like Yuma Town, they used the train to escort the beauty boss. As a result, the boss also hired two people who were considered to be with them. Those two arrested the female supporting lady, so they released the beauty boss, and the two The colleague said, we have to watch your train drive away before releasing the female supporting lady, so the train slowly drove away and came back, the sheriff silently stood on the rails watching the horseshoe prints they left, and the others The policeman told him to come back so that he could go to Appaloosa Town and chase them on horseback, but the bridegroom said, no, he won't come back. So he also got off the train and said in his ear, you go along the waterway, I will go to Appaloosa to get two horses, and then come to you. The leopard on the road is so handsome, and
the child bride-in-law did not find the sheriff until the evening. The sheriff said, do you know where your weakness is? Because you have feelings. Tong Yang-in-law said that everyone has feelings, and you also have feelings for the female partner. The sheriff said, I had feelings for her when I was with her, and feelings for her when I rescued her, but now, I just want to catch the fugitive.
The next day they found a group of gangsters. At this time, the female partner was already playing in the water with their peers. Grandpa Ed, the female partner is unreliable. It's better to be a child bride. The sheriff said sorry, the sheriff said, "Tong bride, what kind of person do you think she is." Tong Yang-in-law said that she could not live without a man. At this time, the female supporting lady bit back and said that he had seduced me. Tong Yang-in-law said, I don't have it. The sheriff said he wouldn't. The female partner is angry, do you believe him more than me? The sheriff nodded.
The next day, the sheriff fought a duel with his peers for his reputation in the industry, chuachuachuachuachua, the sheriff and the child bride were injured, their peers died, and the boss ran away.
They returned to Appaloosa Town, and a telegram came that day, saying that the emperor (wrong, it was the president) had pardoned the beauty boss. I was dumbfounded when I saw this. What a set of three views and small white texts. The emperor loves beauties, the emperor favors beauties, and allows beauties to act out of nowhere. . . Then the beauty who sneaked out while the emperor was not at home returned to Appaloosa Town, and she looked like a successful person. No one knew why he became so rich. I think this must have been rewarded to him by the emperor. Huh, taxpayers' money is not wasted like this! ! ! But Grandpa Tie, your gentle and scum look is so cute and cute\(≧▽≦)/
The beauty boss came to seduce the Tongyang-in-law, the Tongyang-in-law of course refused, but the Tongyang-in-law also knew that the town had begun to change, and their The old-fashioned heroism is no longer feasible here, but the sheriff is unwilling to leave, and the sheriff wants to go with the female supporting role. So the next day, Tong Yang-in-law handed over the police badge of the deputy sheriff, punched the beauty boss, and asked him for a duel. That standing position was so cute, Uncle V, roll around, when the sheriff came over, Tong Yang-in-law said , I never asked you anything for so long, this time, I hope you don't interfere. Then the big guy came out, and then Chua was killed.
In the end, Tong Yang-in-law rode a horse and led a horse away in the twilight, and the windmills at the town entrance were still spinning.
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So this is a BE film, Uncle V is in Although most of the time, he is a child bride to Grandpa Ed, but he still continues the good tradition of being a jackal in his bones, and he is very angry when necessary.
Then this film turned out to be directed by Grandpa Ed himself, so other than, Grandpa, you really love Uncle V, what else can I say?
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