Another "Sci-Fi Horror" that failed perfectly

Michel 2022-03-22 09:02:23

Before "The Devil's Nest", we have seen many kinds of failed sci-fi horror films. The failures of these purely commercial failure films of similar genres are different. Of course, the failure here refers to the failure of the business side.

Most of these failed movies are too boring, bad script, good popcorn movies, but they are made as dull as the avant-garde or post-modern art movies of the art masters, and there is no exciting plot for a long time, which makes people drowsy and sleepy. After a long time, a well-meaning person next to me finally whispered that there was a wonderful plot: son-in-law vs. mother-in-law. So the audience hurriedly sucked back their saliva, wiped their eye mucus, and sat upright, ready to watch the whole thing. Suddenly, the movie took a turn and the screen was completely black. There is drama, there is drama! Unexpectedly, the word "the end of the play" jumped out from the screen.

The audience was immediately dumbfounded, and turned to ask the good-hearted man next to him how the movie was about. The man replied angrily: I was about to start the fight, I kindly called you, and when I turned around, the fight was over, and I didn't watch anything. It is impossible to force the audience to lose money for movie tickets. The spectator was having a great conversation with Duke Zhou, and was about to make a rake with him to form a brotherhood, but was called back by the man for no reason. He didn't watch the movie, and was extremely depressed. The man came to blackmail the movie ticket again. Qian, so angry, scolded the "Three Character Classic", the two sides disagreed, and immediately started fighting, so a scene even more exciting than the movie kicked off.

Ugh, believe me, the nonsense idiots above, take a look, a failed commercial film not only makes people feel that the movie ticket money is a pity, but will cause more social security problems.

I have already expressed above what I think "The Devil's Nest" is a failed commercial film, but I haven't pointed out where it failed, but if I have the same feelings as ordinary bad movies, like a wife scolding her husband as useless, I will list them one by one. Shortcomings, repeatedly emphasizing mistakes, expressing their own opinions, and finally forcing them to make a big mouth, it will be as boring as a corrupt leader making a clean report.

In fact, the aftertaste of a movie is the same as that of a movie. It must be written in a good and interesting way. In this day and age, especially on the Internet, most normal people like to watch interesting and useful stuff. It is best to write about the aftermath of a movie. Easy to understand, concise and short. If watching it is as boring as watching an art film, everyone must grab the door and run away.

But some guys just came back from my friend's (Marx's) house, and after watching the movie, they feel sour and academic, especially like to talk like a leader giving a report, and talking about the movie is equivalent to memorizing " Marx's ideological theory", all the opening and closing are "film terms" that even the professors of the film school don't know. Some guys just came back from my friend's (baby Anne) house stealing books, and when they talk about movies, they are all their own boring nonsense. Neurotic poet, such an article is a genius to read.

Of course, these guys are just as great as me *transparent*. After writing, they are very complacent. After reviewing and editing, they feel more and more powerful. They immediately post the article everywhere on the Internet. Immediately after the picture was put on the top, it attracted countless bookworms scrambling to read and admire it. As a result, the more the article is written, the more sour it is, and the more I want to elevate my taste in movies, the readers will be less and less, just like our main theme movies.

In fact, I've been talking nonsense so much, I'm just thinking that most of the movies are so boring now, why can't they be written in a light and interesting way after watching it? Everyone is busy, and they can't watch all of them while they are busy. Movies, I just want to read some relaxing articles about movies, but all the articles about movies are wordy articles about "Marx Theory" and "Baby Anne", so I have to be discouraged.

I have said so much nonsense above. I think the current movie viewing experience is very boring and stereotyped, but I can't find a better and updated way to express my opinion on a bad movie. I can only say it casually here. said.

The brilliant thing about this movie is that the director doesn't want you to figure out what's going on with the whole movie at all. If you really want to figure it out, you have to go to the cinema and watch it again. Unless, of course, you're as disdainful as I am about what it's all about.

The movie tells us that there are not only monsters in the cave, but also light at all times. Even if all the actors in the movie didn't have the lighting turned on.

But the props crew in the movie is very dedicated, they charge the flashlights of the actors all the time, so their lighting tools never disappoint.

The director also promoted the knowledge of underground caves for us. Although there are many caves in the underground caves, there are also diligent cleaners to clean them, so no matter how much you crawl, it will not be too dirty.

The actors in the movie have all drank "Red Bull" or "Ant Force God", not because they jumped up and down, but they healed quickly after each injury, and the injury was a little bit. It doesn't make it difficult for them to move. In particular, the black man didn't die after falling into the abyss. At first, he only injured his foot. After a while, he was no longer lame, and he was jumping around like a normal person.

The movie also tells us that in such unfortunate emergencies, we must not act grumpy or timid, and we must not be singled out or left behind, because it is these guys who are killed first.

Of course, if you already know that you are the protagonist, then you can rest assured to walk around freely, because you will not die no matter what. Of course, it is also possible that you are the last to die.

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If you still don't understand how boring this movie is, I still recommend that you watch it yourself. Of course, the premise is that you are empty, energetic, and single. If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, I suggest you don't waste time watching this movie, and accompany your friends to learn about human organs.

It's over, the wordy old problem has been committed, and I can't help but say a few words, the director of this film (Bruce Hunter) is the crew of the far-reaching "City of Souls" and "The Matrix" trilogy. Director, this is his big debut. The male lead (Cole Hauser) has acted in "Interstellar Legends" and "Anaconda Disaster." When the trailer came out, some people said that "The Cave" was a combination of these two films.



*transparent* made for a few days without writing and doing nothing

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Extended Reading
  • Jerry 2022-03-27 09:01:14

    The.Cave.2005.HDRip.XviD-TLF.nfo

  • Daniella 2022-04-24 07:01:17

    I like killing monsters movies, hehe

The Cave quotes

  • [last lines]

    Kathryn: At first, I thought it couldn't survive outside of a cave environment. Now, I'm not sure. I think it wants to get out.

  • [first lines]

    Mike - Caver #1: It won't be so funny if we end up in a Romanian jail.

    Ian - Caver #2: Relax. Nobody's been up here in years.