Celebrities have to go to the toilet too

Gaetano 2022-03-22 09:02:12

Very funny, exposed the sugar coating of twilight, those so-called aesthetics can't escape ordinary life, just like stars always have to go to the toilet

, but because only twilight is used as the background theme, resulting in too few laughs, and screaming In comparison, the content is a bit monotonous, and the characters that are turned on are relatively limited. Therefore, I only watched 2/3 of the last night and went to bed...

I think the following points are not spoofs, but revealing, hehe

1) The first scene, the scene where Edward is exposed to the sun, this is definitely the whole body exposed, but it looks very beautiful in the twilight summary, and ignores the real problem

2) Edward goes to the heroine's house at midnight, and then leaves before the heroine wakes up , Such a love scene that is far and near is the most appetizing, and here is the reality of the near and far (sleepwalking, drooling, farting)

3) Werewolves have two rows of milk,,,,,, hehe, this It's a real problem, and this physical detail is ignored in the movie.

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  • Reginald 2022-03-26 09:01:08

    In my sister's words, it is absolutely ugly.

  • Turner 2021-12-26 08:01:18

    ...So Americans can't stand it anymore, right?

Vampires Suck quotes

  • Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?

    Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.

    Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

  • [Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch!