Celebrities have to go to the toilet too

Gaetano 2022-03-22 09:02:12

Very funny, exposed the sugar coating of twilight, those so-called aesthetics can't escape ordinary life, just like stars always have to go to the toilet

, but because only twilight is used as the background theme, resulting in too few laughs, and screaming In comparison, the content is a bit monotonous, and the characters that are turned on are relatively limited. Therefore, I only watched 2/3 of the last night and went to bed...

I think the following points are not spoofs, but revealing, hehe

1) The first scene, the scene where Edward is exposed to the sun, this is definitely the whole body exposed, but it looks very beautiful in the twilight summary, and ignores the real problem

2) Edward goes to the heroine's house at midnight, and then leaves before the heroine wakes up , Such a love scene that is far and near is the most appetizing, and here is the reality of the near and far (sleepwalking, drooling, farting)

3) Werewolves have two rows of milk,,,,,, hehe, this It's a real problem, and this physical detail is ignored in the movie.

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  • Jarvis 2022-04-21 09:02:50

    The heroine is definitely the biggest highlight. After watching this movie, I felt the significance of watching Twilight 3.

  • Quinn 2021-12-26 08:01:18

    It's so fucking. Thanks to the many Anti of Twilight for this movie! This Edward is definitely more handsome than that TV.

Vampires Suck quotes

  • Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food?

    Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!

  • Jennifer: Hi. I'm Jennifer, future Prom Queen, I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang

    [flicks open switch blade]

    Jennifer: - I'll cut you!