I failed to escape because I love you

Nellie 2022-03-22 09:01:56

This is the most impressive hilarious tragedy of all the GAY films I've ever seen. It's not just that Ivan is shy or tearful in the play, the most important thing is that this film is based on real events. The real Steve met the love of his life in prison, Phillip, and escaped from prison four times in five years. Go see his beloved Phillip, every Friday the 13th, the police always catch Steve at Phillip's door because it's Phillip's birthday, who thinks he was born on an unlucky day, suffers from diabetes, and is only five feet two inches tall but someone who is deeply in love with Steve.

The most exaggerated of course is that Steve spent ten months pretending that he had AIDS, and looked like he was dying, trying to let himself escape through death, and Phillip, who was kept in the dark, cried desperately and said to Steve: "I still love you very much. Angry, but I want you to know that even though I can't really fathom you sometimes, I love you and I never stop loving you! I think we just fell in love, we didn't even really start, but I met you , we used to be Steve and Morris... we were so stupid, I know you were always good for me, good for us, you're the best man, I can't live without you, I can't be here now You're by your side, but I'll always belong to you, forever. Steve, if you're leaving, let's go, it's alright, I'll be with you, okay?"

Uh... I'm not excited to see Ivan here One o'clock, two o'clock, and in prison because the person next to Phillip always yelled in the middle of the night to make Phillip sleep well, the next day Steve found someone to beat the guy up, Phillip ran back and asked Steve if he did it , when Steve admitted it apologetically, Phillip immediately turned into a little white rabbit squirting happily and said, "This is the most manly thing anyone has ever done to me!" Then threw himself into Steve's arms...I..laughs Squirt!

In the end, Steve was sentenced to life imprisonment, twenty-three hours a day in confinement, only one hour of bathing and activities under surveillance, but he still told others that he was just a fool in love, I don't know which Friday the 13th he will appear again At Phillip's doorstep!

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Extended Reading
  • Bernadette 2022-03-27 09:01:09

    Love, let the whole world know

  • Shyanne 2022-04-24 07:01:08

    Hate Jim Carrey and his disgusting smile

I Love You Phillip Morris quotes

  • Steven Russell: Love sure is a funny thing. Makes you happy, makes you sad, makes you do all sorts of things you never thought you'd do before. In fact, love's the reason I'm laying here dying.

  • Steven Russell: Phillip...

    Phillip Morris: Don't.

    Steven Russell: I love you.

    Phillip Morris: From the moment we met, you've done nothin' but lie. Our whole relationship, just lies. I'm such an asshole. You took advantage of me, just like all the others. You were supposed to protect me, but you just did nothing but make a fool out of me. And you expect me to love you? How can I? How can I love you? I don't even know who you are. And you know what's sad? I don't even think you know who you are, so how am I supposed to love someone that don't even exist? You tell me.

    Officer: Morris, you're up.

    Phillip Morris: I'll never forgive you Steven. Never!