Do you still want to go to heaven when an angel's soul is possessed?

Scarlett 2022-03-22 09:01:56

As 2012 approaches, there are more and more doomsday movies. This time, human beings did not know what was going on and inexplicably annoyed God, so God was angry with the old man: I will destroy you, bastard! So he sent an army of angels to destroy human beings through soul possession.

But human beings violate family planning in large numbers, and angels are obviously not enough. So the most critical people don't have angels' possession! It seems that God and the old man do not know the order of priority in doing things. He must not have drawn a Pareto diagram in advance, and he probably has not learned about Planning. Otherwise, if these people are directly possessed, then nothing will happen.

But his son betrayed again at this moment, and he cut his wings and determined to protect these key figures. So zombie-like angels and humans started a firefight. Several people sang "We are all sharpshooters, every bullet kills an angel", and started a... gunfight with the Angel Legion?

Angels are not opponents of several humans at all, and they are flying with flesh and blood under the bullets. God had no choice but to send a confidant to kill his son with hidden weapons under his wings and feathers.

Did not expect success and failure. The Son of God did not believe in Jesus at the last moment and believed in Brother Zeng, so he immediately resurrected with full blood on the spot, and the protection value and attack power all reached the maximum value - thus, human beings were saved.

This movie tells us: believe in God, you will perish; believe in Brother Zeng, you will have eternal life!

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Legion quotes

  • Howard Anderson: Audrey? Honey? Your mother was wondering if you got dressed this morning with the specific intention of showing your ass off to the entire world.

    Audrey Anderson: You know that's because I woke up hoping to get double-teamed by a couple of meth-head truckers in some bathroom of a desert shithole. It's a good thing we got stuck here.

    Howard Anderson: I feel satisfied with that answer. I really do.

    Sandra Anderson: I'm being punished for something. I know it.

  • Kyle Williams: [shouting] Who the fuck is this old lady?