Looks like the vampire movie is over.

Hayden 2022-03-22 09:02:19

Just like a zombie movie, from the horror movie "Zombie Out of the Cage", it gradually evolved into a romance movie, and finally developed into a comedy movie "Zombie Land", which announced the complete end of a theme.
It seems that vampire films have also come to an end, and the genre has developed into a romance-comedy transition stage. In fact, the "twilight" of vampires has already been seen in "Twilight", and this "Vampire Assistant" is even more boring and does not take on the "excessive" responsibility at all (just like the zombie movie "Zombie Shaw" Well, it spawned the comedy Zombieland).
Look, two more at most (and one comedy for sure), and vampire movies are literally dying.

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes

  • Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.

    Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?

  • Larten Crepsley: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town which used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slums.

    [awkward silence in audience]

    Larten Crepsley: It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honored that bla, bla, bla and so on and so forth, et cetera, ad nauseam.