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Rain's bad movie myth continues
Mohamed 2022-03-22 09:02:11
Well, I admit that I ate too much and made a fool of myself. I knew there was a bad movie professional Rain star in, but I still insisted on watching it. The plot is super brainless, the editing is a mess, and the special effects are lackluster. It is not easy for Hollywood with such developed CG to make such fake bloodstain special effects. Why do the ninjas here look like Smecta instead of Japanese? Why are the two Chinese characters "SWAT" painted on the body of the Hummer that swept the ninja's nest?
Extended Reading
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Hollywood: [to Tattoo Master] What did you just say, old man? I know you didn't just disrespect me, did you? Are you that fucking stupid? You disrespect me, I'll tattoo the ceiling with your fucking brains!
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Tattoo Master: The irizumi does not hide the skin. The tattoo reveals the nature of the man and illuminates the four noble professions in the Book of Five Rings: the warrior, the artist, the merchant, and the farmer. If there is a conflict between the needle and the skin, between the mark and the man, then perhaps the path you have chosen is not the path for which you're suited.