Zombies! Cult!

Brice 2022-03-23 09:01:55

"The Corpse Played the Boundary", Braindead.

I saw this movie a long time ago. It was in the home of my junior high school classmates, and a group of people were celebrating their birthdays. I borrowed this film so hard, I drew the curtains, and watched the videotape (VCD?) in a small room. I don't remember the expected screams, but more vomiting than horror.

But the memories are beautiful. It is probably because the nerves are stronger since childhood. Disgusting + funny. At that time, I didn't know the nickname of this kind of film: Cult.

Cult can be roughly defined as a film in which the corners of the mouth are raised or lowered by 45° after watching the film. "Trainspotting" and "A Clockwork Orange" are also contaminated with the glamorous nature of literature and art. If it is astonishing enough to be speechless, Braindead dares to be the second, Wu Pian dares to be the first.

At the time of writing this, the movie is being replayed for the Nth time. The priest jumped on a finger-shaped sculpture and hung up; purple clothes, silver hair, white robes, Chinese Kung Fu, a priest who believes that evil is invincible is super handsome - but for Mao, he has to fuck with a zombie nurse

. Get up. I have always liked romantic love with a slightly old-fashioned flavor, innocent girls with Spanish (Portugal? XXX?) accents, big eyes and curly hair, love predicted by tarot cards, shy and childish "Prince" with blue eyes, small towns where trams pass by ......

The protagonist's overly controlling mother is bitten by a poisonous rat monkey (a monster born from a monkey raped by a mouse) and turns into a zombie; the mother bites the nurse and the ruffian, and the ruffian is The priest was bitten, and the priest and the nurse left behind a zombie baby... ugh, it was a mess, not to mention that a group of people held a party at the protagonist's house and they all turned into zombies, and the protagonist held a The lawn mower cut all the zombies into zombie mud...

The way the Xiaoqiang version of the hero keeps the zombies at home is to put anesthesia in their nostrils... The hero makes them breakfast: The food eaten by the nurse leaked out of the throat that was bitten off. The protagonist simply lifted his head and filled the esophagus with food. Mom's ears are so rotten that they fall into porridge bowls, scoop up and eat them casually, spit out pearl earrings that don't chew well... take crazy zombie babies out for walks in barbed wire cradles...

I can't help but say that everyone's way of dying and the types of zombies are still very creative: they have legs and feet that walk alone, and lively internal organs (like to be narcissistic in front of the mirror, and even make a face-covering prayer when they are crushed), A headless zombie was plugged into a doll as a head, a zombie priest first had his lips torn off and his teeth pulled out, a female corpse that was connected to a light bulb and turned into a transparent jack-o-lantern, a zombie with his upper body stuck in the toilet, his upper body gnawed A zombie with only a backbone left, a zombie's head was squeezed into blood juice in a blender, and a living head was broken open by hand... The protagonist's BT mother finally swelled into a huge alien , while saying "Good boy come to mother" while swallowing the male protagonist; but the protagonist is really Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death. I vomited first)...

In fact, it is an unparalleled film if you don't take the attitude of cleanliness. Human nature is always evil. The main reason why I can't watch "Sodom 300" is because the people who are abused are all people; and the people here are all indifferent and despicable. When they die, they are just zombies and no longer human. All the abuse, all the blood has nothing to do with the living, just stand by with arms folded. When Sade wrote the text, he probably forgot his own body in the Bastille and was enjoying the game of concept. Putting aside the difference between humans and zombies, in fact, life and death, in fact, hatred and love, betrayal and loyalty, nobility and villainy, are just one thought apart, but that's all.

So why not sit down, get some wine, and enjoy it—in the words of Gu Long, let's watch "the stump and the broken arm fly together, and the blood rains in the morning."

Cheers for the zombies, for the cult~!

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  • [Mum cuts her cheek with a razor]

    Mum: Oh.

  • Stewart: I'm a New Zealand Zoo official, and this monkey is going to New Town.