It's boring, I'm afraid I'm watching it fast forward.

[the girls talking behind the dressing room doors before walking out as Disney princesses]

Laurie: I am not wearing this. It's too small. And my tits keep popping out.

Danielle: That's the idea.

Laurie: I don't know why we drove out here when there are perfectly good guys in the city.

Janet: Fresh meat.

Maria: It's what we do every Halloween, Laurie.

Laurie: Whatever happened to Trick or Treating?

Maria: Puberty.

Janet: Last year we were in Tampa.

Maria: And we went as sexy nurses.

Danielle: No Janet, Tampa was two years ago, I remember because you puked doing a guy in his pickup truck.

Janet: I ate some bad Mexican, and it was a jeep.

Danielle: Last year was San Diego. We dressed as sailors and ended up with sailors.

Janet: Yeah, and Maria's sailor was a girl.

Maria: So what, she had a nice ass, it all tastes the same to me anyway.

Sara: That bus is around here somewhere. I think it's over here.

Schrader: Over where? I can't see shit in this fog. Think I found a dead retard.

Macy: That's me asshole.

Schrader: Like I said.

Macy: Both of you shut up and keep looking.

Schrader: There's something moving by that rock.

Macy: I can't see.

Sara: Jesus, what is that?

[screams]

Sara: Help me!

Macy: Sara! Where's Sara? Run!

Schrader: There's nowhere to go!

Chip: Up! I wanna go back up!