It's Okay and It's Related - A Letter to Xiaoquan's Classmates

Rodger 2022-03-22 09:02:41

I clearly remember the savageness in your personality in "My Sassy Girlfriend", the tenderness in the savagery, the bitterness in the tenderness, and the devotion in the bitterness; I vaguely remember your calm and graceful elegance in "Daisy" Pure love in pure love, sadness in pure love. . . . It is actually so simple to condense a kind of beauty into eternity. After 2 movies, I will always remember you - Jun Ji Hyun.
I wonder why I haven't seen you on the screen for so long. Words such as "recuperate", "recharge" and "accumulate thin hair" come to my mind. I miss you very much, Jun Zhixian, but it doesn't matter, such words give people It's just a derivative of words such as "expect" or "hope" and "want to see". Waiting for the blank, it doesn't matter, if the blank is deliberately left blank, it is also a kind of beauty.
In the film exploration column of "Watching Movies", I finally knew that you were coming, and that you were going to step into our eyes again. So I waited slowly, and finally I came to meet you - "The Last Vampire", Xiaoye.
You don't laugh, it doesn't matter, the ruthlessness of beauty is another expression of beauty; you cut desperately, it doesn't matter, the mark of your debut is savage, killing is the higher form of savage; Art needs breakthroughs, and life lies in the endless pursuit. . . .
Does it really matter? Do not! Very relevant! What matters is that you can't base your ruthlessness on pale plots, you can't base your killing on unwarranted catharsis, and you can't throw away all your beautiful foundations and turn yourself into Hollywood trash. tool.
do you know? You are wearing a school uniform, and the whole film does not have any innocent charm of a student, but the charm of a precocious young woman. do you know? If it really has the charm of a precocious young woman, it still has a unique style, but you know what? Chopping meat frantically with a knife, coupled with the pale plot, the charm of your precocious young woman has disappeared, and only the madness of the young woman's early menopause is left. do you know? If the menopausal madness of young women comes from the root of deep human nature, then this madness can make people move, can make people sad, but you know what? Your madness goes like this: wearing school uniforms, insane, glazed eyes, slicing meat frantically, panning the camera, multiplying your madness geometrically until we all get dizzy when we see your action scenes, you know ? While watching it, I felt like you were playing a runaway from a mental hospital, only with vampires instead of paramedics. do you know? Even the theme of escape from a mental hospital can become a classic, like "Flying Over the Cuckoo's Nest," but you're not Nicholson, you're Jun Ji Hyun.
I know, it's not all your fault. John Woo (director), Yuan Biao (action designer), and Yu Rentai (one of the screenwriters) joined forces to fool you. They took advantage of your dream of getting through the United States and made you become utter madness.
So be smart, my beauty. Seriously read the original work, and then compare it with their script, and then you will know why we feel empty every time you are sentimental, every time you are ruthless, we feel contrived, and when you cry at the end we feel It feels terrifying.
So be brave, my Ji-hyun. Bravely release all your sexy, instead of wearing a long barrel skirt and covering your waist as a pregnant woman, it is better to free yourself completely, like Sharon Stone to show bravely, then we are remembering your madness At the same time, I also know that you are sexy under madness. Sexy makes people crazy, you have such capital, we will remember you.
So be brutal, my Xiaoquan. Treat your script savagely (the original is good, and the person who adapted it is water), if it's not good, just don't shoot it, if you don't have money to spend, shoot commercials, let people call you "Advertising Queen", nothing. Shameful, much better than making such a rubbish film. Treat the guy who fooled you this time brutally, no matter what sign he wears, they are actually the same as the vampires in the film, but they use your sign to shake your money instead of chasing your body and drinking you blood (perhaps it is also possible to take the opportunity to ask your body to drink your little blood). Treat your future path savagely, if you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent, don't think about combining action and pure love, don't think about intense and deep integration (that's the matter of "The Dark Knight" and "The Lord of the Rings", you are Xiaoquan, you It's impossible to have everything) Don't even think about throwing away the beauty of your foundation, you won't get it if you don't give it up.

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Blood: The Last Vampire quotes

  • Michael Harrison: Well, you know the old saying; "When the hungry demons feed without discretion..."

    Saya: "Onegin is near."

  • Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.