"Vassup" Diary of a Wet Madman

Destiney 2022-03-22 09:01:41

The title was inspired by a signature that did not cross the point.
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"Vassup" (whats up); Nicht, nicht" (not not), whether in a TV promo or in Milan During fashion week, Bruno's signature colloquialism always has the function of instantly turning his face into an ass, and everyone says he's enchanting.



When Sasha Baron Cohen is dressed up in front of you, you will suddenly Searching for a large number of people with similar characteristics from previous movies or life, the fashion designers who have been friends with Kerry in "Sex and the City", and the teachers who teach you how to dress on various female channels (of course , he can't catch up with Teacher Jimmy anyway), and when you have to stay in the Wanda Plaza area after work due to traffic congestion (Wudaokou is even more exotic), you will always have the opportunity to meet these willing The fashionistas who wear cotton boots and leather trousers in summer meet unexpectedly. But the film is often better than reality is that when they talk to the fashionistas, most of them either have a local accent or are full of Hokkien-flavored Hong Kong mandarin. Bruno in the movie not only has a futuristic abstract and enchanting figure, but also has a deep-rooted nature to tease society.


If calculated according to the family environment, Cohen should be the material for filming "American X History" or "The Believer": an

authentic Jewish family Bloodline, my father runs a men's clothing store, and the feeling of being exploited by the society should be very clear to the Jews; The older brother, performer and composer, is heavily influenced by the Middle Eastern style; another cousin, both of whom are students at Cambridge University, is a professor of psychology and psychiatry, and the director of the Autism Research Center. "Sex is life behavior. All the motivations of this kind of content”, please raise your hands, who is still called a cousin who studies this kind of content.


However, after searching through various works of Cohen, large and small, the only word that may not be found is "serious". (Working as a fashion model for part-time jobs should be his more conservative and rarely serious time). "Ali G Solo Show" is his most important professional work. This hit drama, which was able to officially stand on its own from the small section of the channel 4 entertainment column in 2000, continues Ali G's rustic, lack of education and full of ruffian personal image. , after visiting the Harvard podium in a hip-hop style blood red fat coat and pants (this reminds me of the hustle and bustle after Xing Ye visited the Peking University lecture hall), the other two characters in the play also surfaced separately.


"Borat" in 2006 and "Bruno" in the second week of July this year were both very good at the box office. They are like twins, with many similar accidents:

both films are less than 90 minutes, which is very important for the current film production. Speaking of which, this is only the case with children's movies or low-budget productions. Presumably, it is necessary to control the time in order to keep everyone in the movie theater until the end of the show. After all, when it comes to challenging the bottom line, the longer the time The longer the risk is, the bigger the

film's aliases are. In addition to "Borat" and "Bruno", there are two other "Borat: Learning American Culture for Building Great Motherland Kazakhstan" and "Borat" Bruno: A Fabulous Tour of America with Mesh T-Shirts Gay Foreigners Embarrass Straight Guys";

homosexuality, exposed genitalia, racial issues, foul language, and more = viewers under 17 require parents or admission to accompany viewing. I just want to use this to further affirm the real strength of their box office hits.




"Bruno" puts a lot of femininity on a man, and asks him to do a lot of gossip, gossip to things that many women are unwilling to do, and he still enjoys it; he likes to buy clothes, before buying clothes Wearing a mesh t-shirt and bright green pants and explaining to the boss "maybe it's unbelievable, but I'm gay." How to resist; he likes to be the center of attention, being a woman-type shopaholic full of designer bags, or looking for kosher clothes in the ghetto to cause trouble on the street; he also has a brain that always wants to short-circuit, a TV program He finally revealed the origin of his adopted son, just to exchange for a limited-edition iPod.



A character who breaks the bottom line is actually boldly testing the bottom line of people outside all movies. When he and a skinhead wear punk T-pants and do a back-entry shopping mall, there may be golf balls in the field. Shirts or hilarious plumbers who choke on a mouthful of Coke, but he knows very well that these people have been stimulated with adrenal glands and hormones at the same time, even if it is a hysterical release of everyone's dark psychology, which is unique to his humor The feeling is also realized. If Byron Cohen is about to become a controversial and sought-after comedian, that would be a good word for a written summary of his work.



"Fashion culture and nightclub life are hypocritical and empty", these are the things he wanted to say when he took off his pants and gave his ass to the injection nurse, but neither "Sex and the City" nor "Confessions of a Shopaholic" could tell This truth. When a city's consumer public facilities are far more interactive than medical facilities, the city may indeed hoard a huge amount of wealth, but in addition, it has also gathered a lot of money, which can only be reflected by swiping cards for consumption. the meaning of life and the people who embody the meaning of life. But no matter it is for any group of people, there will be the same extreme reaction to the performance of various liquids splashing around on the screen at the same time. I wonder if such a spirit can become the latest interpretation of comedy in this era.



This summer, in competition with "Ice Age 3" and "Transformers 2", "Bruno" topped the North American Box Office Weekly No. 1. Add in the $15 million advance payment and a 15% share of the final box office proceeds, and Byron Cohen's "Bruno" account in the first week of release reached $17,564,500. With pink lips, bright eyes, smooth skin, smooth hair, firm ass and firm thighs, all Americans will remember this coquettish man. Although he looked serious like a producer in public occasions with his wife later, a few casual glances will still be completely exposed, and after "Bruno", he will make a comeback.



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  • Monique 2022-03-23 09:01:47

    [Borat: Learning American Culture for Building Great Motherland Kazakhstan], this time it's even darker, [Bruno: A wonderful trip to the United States where the mesh T-shirt foreign gays embarrass straight men], God!

  • Brandy 2022-04-20 09:01:40

    This is really an embarrassing movie, and he is such a strong man, I can't bear to watch the second half of the movie!

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