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Today's movie theater is half price, although half price in Shanghai = full price in Qingdao, but there is a discount anyway... I heard that this movie is violent and wanted to watch it , So I contributed 40 yuan to the development of the Chinese film industry, even if I was loyal to the motherland.
Originally I wanted to have fun, but I was depressed.
I always thought my life was miserable, but it wasn't, it turned out that my life was very happy. It's like a prostitute who thinks her life is very hard finally married into a wealthy family but finds that her husband doesn't do it - that's about how depressed she is. I went to eat rice noodles, and the rice noodles were delicious, so I was very satisfied; I went to buy shoes, and the shoes fit my feet very well and matched my temperament, so I was very satisfied; I went to buy a record, and the record was very good, so I was very satisfied; When I go to class, the teacher is not only handsome but also funny and has benefited me a lot, so I am very satisfied... In fact, all of this is to spend money to get satisfaction, just like going to a brothel, everyone wants to satisfy themselves. However, today I went to watch a domestic blockbuster, but I found that my passion for life was impotent.
Because the movie sucks.
On the surface, like all other movies, the investors' money is spent on the production of the art and the salary of the stars. Of course, these are necessary, but later, that was the only thing in the movie. The charm of the drama is horrible, it's really nonsense. The nonsense makes me a little too lazy to scold, but I think about the role that my 40 yuan has played in my humble life, I feel that I have to be worthy of myself, so I want to scold it and humiliate it.
Last year I took a class called "Appreciation of Chinese and Foreign Classic Dramas". The teacher played "Only One in the East Factory", three people, two benches and one table, full of drama. Later, the teacher played "Thunderstorm". The version was extremely depressing, the scenes were dark and flickering, and the actors were very old-fashioned, but the climax of the thunderstorm should be enjoyable or enjoyable. Today, however, so many glittering gold, so many breasts, the queen and the king, all seem to be shouting: I am very good, I am very good, I am very good! ! In fact, I saw through it, the gold is fake, the chest is squeezed, the queen is shaking, the actor almost never opened his eyes, the king should go back and sing, it's not okay, it's not okay! !
Zhang Yimou, you have a passion for movies, which is good; you say that I am the best director in China, and this confidence is also very good; you say that China needs blockbusters, and you have to give me hundreds of millions of investment to make it, so you can rest assured. The tone is also good. Or to translate it like this: "I've always been passionate about girls. I'm the best-developed young man in our village. Today, there's a girl with big breasts, thin waist and big belly in the wheat field. Only I can get on it." Just squatting in the field and telling yourself that it's cool to listen to yourself is fine, and shouting everywhere with the horn on. You are cool, yes, you are cool only yourself. thanks. Maybe Chinese men are like this. They only know how to call me out last night, so cool, so cool, so cool. Only they know who is cool. Is the premiere gorgeous? Do you think you have done enough foreplay? He was satisfied when we handed the RMB to the conductor, and when he walked out of a brothel or a movie theater, who should buy a powerful aphrodisiac for whom?
The most outstanding part of this movie is the original script of "Thunderstorm", and Mr. Cao Yu is the only one who did not get paid among all the people who made this play. "Thunderstorm", the gloomy depression and heart-wrenching emotional entanglement of the old society, at the end of the Tang Dynasty in "Golden Armor", the only thing that can make a fuss is "incest". Those who have seen "Thunderstorm" are fine, those who haven't, especially foreigners, as soon as they come up, no one knows that Liu Ye is not Gong Li's biological child. Gong Li grabbed her son and said that we have been together for three years, and wanted to be scared to death. who? Jay Chou's scene was magnified. I think that's because he was Jay Chou, and his death is a little sad. Other than that, there's nothing good about the plot. Generally speaking, the screenwriter has no surpassed in adapting the script, and all the plots are like the queen's disease: virtual.
It is true that a lot of work has been done on the costumes and props, but doing enough of these does not mean that the movie is done well, otherwise the behind-the-scenes discs produced by the props will also be popular. I admit that the splendid appearance is very effective. The Chinese people have made you recover the cost several times, and foreign rock bands have also come to the Forbidden City to shoot MVs. But the Oscar portrait you tried several times but didn't kiss, and the people didn't stop scolding after watching it. Looking back now, it turned out that "Heroes" was not that bad. Although "Golden Armor" was not that good, it was better than "House of Flying Daggers". You can claim that Lao Tzu's box office is still very good, but don't forget that the development environment of Chinese commercial films is still very young, and it may take many years. At that time, small productions will also have good box office. Many movies have been talked about by us many years later, and if anyone still remembers Zhang Yimou's so-called commercial giant, he will only laugh at it.
Fight scenes - or violence scenes? Nearly every character dies of sluggish, excruciating pain, the so-called tragic death. The mass battle scene is not exciting, only bloody and brutal, do you know why? To give a simple example: For example, "Animal World", watching two bison fight, they are of the same type and have the same strength, it is really exciting to watch. But watching the old wolf eat the hare alive is too cruel. Let's take the second episode of "The Lord of the Rings" again. Good and evil are fighting. When the city wall of the righteous side is about to be unstoppable, at the dawn of dawn, the mage brings a large number of elite soldiers to kill the evil forces completely, and the audience's mind and body are completely driven. Get up, it's called breathlessness. As for "Golden Armor", Chow Yun-fat has raised a group of thieves with such a high level, who can go to the sky with such heavy equipment, using huge and sharp long-range attack weapons, and slaughtering unarmed innocent people many times. At that time, the girl still wore so little tsk tsk... In the end, the army of golden saints fought against the army of silver saints, and they did not bring any advanced weapons to siege the city. No, there are no long-range weapons. After a few hits, the army was crushed by the front and rear, and was shot into a heap of corpses by the silver saints with random arrows. Everyone has long known that in front of thieves and bows and scissors, a warrior without a priest is a turtle, and PK hair, I don't feel miserable but bloody.
Let's talk about performances. Gong Li is the best, but her talent is almost wasted. Many actresses can do everything from sweating to the end, and there seem to be no impressive scenes. Brother Fa... He didn't open his eyes very much, and this person didn't have much to show off his acting skills. It was interesting that he got angry twice and had facial cramps. Liu Ye, do you think your eyelashes are longer when you are depressed? Perhaps the character itself is nasty and nasty, and it's hard to say whether his tragedy has no sympathy due to the script or the performance. I always feel that his voice seems to be underdeveloped. As a prince, there is no elegance at all. His expression and tone are always too much. If he expects to be the best actor, he should play gay again. Xiaochan...I'm not a professional, as long as a young woman is a young woman, she will always be inseparable. She looks average, but her breasts are indeed big. Little Cicada, great praise! Eyes, expressions, voice, perfect. Only when she was in the picture did I feel that I was "appreciating" the movie, but unfortunately she has very few scenes, which should not have been so few. The little prince, Qin Junjie, I remember his name because I remember him as a handsome little guy, but obviously the photos often deceive people, he is smaller than the photos, with a Beijing accent, a little bit of heaven, it is hard to say that he will grow up when he grows up. It will not be disabled, maybe it will be very similar to Zhang Zhen? He was doing well.
Focus on Jay Chou. He's okay. The image in the whole play is completely positive, without the slightest blemish. The action scenes are the coolest, the poses are the most attractive, the eyes are the most hanged, and the death is the most painless. He is not suitable for playing a prince or a general, he is just an idol, and an idol is just an idol. Later, when I saw the end of the film, as soon as "Chrysanthemum Terrace" was released, I suddenly felt that it was simply too good to listen to. Let's go back and sing after acting.
All the male actors [excluding the eunuchs] turned ugly when they put on hoods.
Overall: [100 swear words omitted here]
Now...I seem to be a little more relaxed.
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