The movie theater I entered alone had not yet opened when I entered. Half of the people were seated, and it seemed that they were all in pairs. All of them stared at me with big eyes and small eyes, like watching a beast! Then an uncle in the front row brought three children by himself. The old man was eating popcorn all the time, and the three little devils were having fun in the screening room like crazy... I sat down angrily.
In fact, these are not the key, I just want to explain that I was unhappy before I started watching, which made things worse later.
I think Hollywood is making films now just like making corporate films! Fixed routines, fixed jokes, fixed heroes and villains, fixed couples match, a pair of male and female pig feet and a pair of male and female feet. Make another role in the middle station, the five people are very harmonious, do you want to be a balance or what? From the beginning of Transformers, the heroine dresses like the women in hip-hop MTV. If you don't show your breasts and squeeze your buttocks, you can't be considered a woman! Forget about Transformers, at least that style hasn't changed much. Look at what the hell you've ravaged the Dragon Balls into!
Monkey King: The Monkey King in the movie is called Wu Kun, who never eats and has no tail. And also hang horses and fight bullies. Looking at his smugness, he knew that the director made Wukong another (and one more American Superman) lonely hero in the city just for the sake of business.
Please - be kind! simple! If you are hungry, you will eat up half a meter of food in your home! Living in the old forest in the deep mountains and grilling crocodiles every day! I've never seen a woman, but the first time I saw a woman, I asked you how your chest muscles are so developed! I will never leave my grandfather just because I pick a girl, and I will never say that I have to endure it because others bully him! Small man, super explosive hairstyle, Sun Wukong, who has no eyelashes and a big face, is back!
Sun Gohan: Acting like a farmer! Not the cute old man who should be wearing a Chinese round hat. Are you smiling?
Turtle Immortal: Damn it! The old man was completely reconciled. In a blink of an eye, he turned into a fat uncle, what about the turtle shell? I said what about your tortoise shell? It's not that I don't have the money to throw it at the Chinese pharmacy! And what about your talking turtle on a mount? Don't tell me it's still not hatched in the egg!
The most terrible thing is that this old man is not so lecherous anymore. The Turtle Immortal in the comics is lecherous, a super skinny old man who has been defeated and defeated repeatedly, he is a bald man after all!
I don't like the magic seal pot that looks completely without personality. The original is a rice cooker, what a creative idea.
Kiki: She used to be the daughter of the Bull Demon King... Now I don't wear a bun anymore, I wear a low-cut dress.
He and Wukong were playmates together when they were babies. The savage queen who chased him when they were young is now Chinese, with an IQ as full of men as idiot Hollywood women.
Yabucha and Bulma: Leping is now prosperous, and is no longer a urine sample that can't speak when she sees a woman. His cute little pet is also gone, just like a bandit. Bulma... er... this... basically didn't say you were necessary, your appearance is the same as Kiki's appearance, just came out to squeeze a chest, skip it.
Piccolo: Dear Piccolo, I really want to see your Namekian costumes, and that disgusting trick of spitting mobs out of your mouth. You were turned into ET's father by Lao Mei, what do you think? Lucky for you this time though, at least your assistant is a milking chick this time too. I really didn't know you were interested in Earth women!
Shenlong: Who told you to appear last? Actually, you are the most unlucky. It is estimated that the final budget of the film is insufficient, so the dragon, which is as huge as the loach, has been deprived of its voice function... Castrated version
Seven Dragon Ball : This film is going to be changed even by you, and I will also accept it!
I watched Dragon Ball in the middle of the noise and ignorance of a group of post-70s and post-00s. When the show was over, a couple who looked like they were born in the 1980s said something like this.
Female : It’s pretty good-looking.
Male: Good-looking P, have you seen Dragon Ball?
Female: I heard that Stephen Chow is the producer
Male: Producer P, has he watched Dragon Ball?
Someone said: yes! Don't take it too seriously, it's an entertainment movie~ I've seen it, and the special effects are all well done?
There are so many fun and entertainment in the world, do you have to make money with a cartoon that lives in our childhood memories?
Well, in the future, the beauty of our era should be continued by ourselves, and the idle people will all stand aside. Stop pointing fingers at everything that holds our childhood memories together, I thank you all!
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