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Bonnie 2022-09-10 22:54:10

The American knockoff film "Dragon Ball" was finally released with a bang amidst the noise. Fortunately, I was vaccinated by Mr. Toriyama Akira before. "Please use a new concept of different dimensions to interpret the movie!" After watching it, I was ka-me-ka-me-ha--

the so-called movie There are only three gimmicks: 1. The live-action version of Dragon Ball (especially for the post-80s generation) 2. Chow Yun-fat's version of the lecherous turtle fairy 3. Zhou Xingchi's producer (how many people go to see this movie with these two names?) When I was in the cinema, watching the strong American heroism passing by on the screen, a wonderful sense of disobedience always reminded me: "What does this film have to do with Dragon Ball = =?"

In one sentence It is described as "simple and rough".

The

story is actually very simple. Once upon a time, there was a child whose grandfather was killed by a villain. He saved the world.. (Well, don't look at me, the story is so simple and boring.. - -)

About the protagonist

Wu Kun, an American child who was bullied by his classmates (and look at how magical the name is- -|) , Of course, this Wu Kun who grew up in a free country has a strong taste, because he asked his grandfather how to get girls.

Turtle fairy, although I don't expect Fa Ge to wear sunglasses, stick a beard and carry a tortoise shell on the scene, but the image of the strange slut in flowery clothes really makes my eyes shine (or a cold back...)

As for the female characters, I only Comment a word.. and in a low voice.. the director is ditch control!

About the scene

In fact, I really can't find any gorgeous scenes, and the special effects are even more exclaimed, "are they doing special effects?" The only compliment is probably Bulma's locomotive (relative). If I don't introduce the world's No. 1 martial arts club, I must think that the American people are free style on the streets. The dragon that everyone is looking forward to the most is Lei's skin and tender flesh (director, confess to me! Did you use a toy dragon to dazzle the audience?!). In addition, Wu Kun's only target for leveling up monsters - Piccolo's clone monster has never given a face, like a hide-and-seek, you can't see the size of the size. Maybe the director also knows that the special effects can no longer be seen. = = (Director, you are self-respecting..)

Here are a few places to complain (must spit! Don't spit!)

After Piccolo kills Grandpa Wu Kun, he will Wu Kun's house was broken into pieces, and the next day we found that Wu Kun's PiaPia was walking on the second floor

. Fans, you must go through a series of preparatory and decomposing movements before releasing the Turtle School Qigong. The beauty of the movements is comparable to the forgiveness of the goddess of dawn in the glacier.. = = (please complete the picture in your mind)

Wu Kun's uniform during the fight After Wu Kun turned into a gorilla, he responded to the director's call in time to keep pace with the times and become several times bigger. It was successfully worn on the majestic physique of the gorilla.. (This uniform must be made of rubber, with excellent elasticity)

· After summoning the dragon, you can ask for "resurrection of all those killed by Piccolo" (this is the case in the original book), but in this version, Wu Kun does not know whether it is intentional or lack of heart, and only asks for the resurrection of the turtle fairy (poor Grandpa, you can sleep forever)

·It turns out that the phrase "be sure to believe in yourself" has such magical power. In the competition at the beginning of the movie, Wu Kun was defeated by Grandpa, but Grandpa was defeated by Piccolo without much resistance. According to a
·I believe that everyone is like me, waiting for the climax of the duel, and after 2 moves, the outcome will be divided (hey, director, are you cutting corners too much?), it is estimated that the audience is full of blue sky and inner cows at the moment... For the viewers who pulled the credits when they saw the screen start scrolling, you're in for a loss. In fact, the director still has the foreshadowing.. quietly tell you, Piccolo was resurrected at the last moment! He is not fighting alone! He got a girl.. (So there is still Dragon Ball 2?! = = Human tragedy)

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Extended Reading

Dragonball Evolution quotes

  • Chi Chi: Just because my name is Chi-Chi doesn't mean I'm an idiot.

  • Grandpa Gohan: You rely too much on your senses. Eyes, ears, these are overrated. You must see with your heart.