You think every day, every night, your soul is haunted, your mouth is dry, but you never abandon your ideals. As the law dictates, your heart so restless has been waiting for it to come.
So one day, the sun was shining in the sky, the flowers collectively grinned at you, you were in a good mood, it smelled like Sprite, you held your head up with two steps, jumped with joy with three steps, bright and sparkling, you turned The circle jumped into a video store, the proprietress looked at you with kindness, and the little girl who sold the plate looked at you, you were not afraid, with a righteous face, stretched out your index finger and ring finger, making a gorgeous forty-five-degree acute angle. Among the thousands of pirated discs, you can pinch the disc, which is naked, delicate, and round. The moment your eyes touch it, your heart is beating violently, and you are violently confused. It is like there is an arrangement somewhere, and God finally hears your earnest expectation. You wave your hand at it, then take out a few more banknotes.
You can't wait, you stumble all the way, shudder open the door, smash the computer, wave the keyboard, shake the mouse, you are excited, you are uneasy, you can't believe it, the experience of countless failures has turned you into a suspicious person You must not take it lightly, you say to yourself, keep saying to yourself, your once heartbroken, once Sanshuimu, once frustration and loneliness, reminding you vividly, you seem to be a person who has gone through all the vicissitudes of life. In the twilight of the world, you are contradictory and tangled, happy and worried, time is advancing minute by minute, your doubts are getting lighter and lighter, and your joy is getting more and more hee hee.
Finally, finally, your once finally exploded collectively at the moment the film ended - it was it! that's it! That's right, you've been waiting, waiting, waiting, and gnashing your teeth, and finally getting an unprecedented reward at this moment. Never before has a movie -- you've seen it -- been so rotten, so pure, so unremarkable. No scruples, the director and screenwriter have made great contributions. It has inherited the excellent quality of all bad films from ancient times to the present. It is so terrible and boring. There is not a scene, a line, a scene, a note, and a look that can shake it into a bad film. Determination, on the way forward, it faces the huge test of becoming a classic again and again. Feature films, literary films, erotic films, ethical films, landscape films, and pioneer films have not been able to resist its progress, and it has successfully passed through the profound , refined, sensational, absurd, innuendo and meaningful, in the end, only it has withstood all the pressure, stood out among the many half-hearted bad films, standing above the eternity of bad film history, it is well-deserved The King Of Bad , let's revel, shout, and cry with joy, this time, you can finally shout at the screen with confidence and peace of mind: Fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you more than I can say!
Reprinted from: Jin Buhuan (Beijing)
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